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Coyotes are one of nature’s greatest success stories. Imagine spending millions of dollars trying to eradicate a species by any means necessary and they still show up in Quiznos.

personally i think "hes like a woman to me" and "he can come to girls night" are incredibly fun and funny and i frequently talk about characters i like in that way but some of you use that as a complete and total subsitute for ever having to care about or think about women and it shows

like theres just no self awareness about it too youll pick violent misogynists and douchebro characters and sex pests or youll talk about his "woman traits" and only ever include "hes kind of stupid and bad at stuff and pathetic and cries and is depressed and weak and womanly" or you'll "babygirl" him in ways that are completely transmisogynistic and youll act like youre gods gift to fans and check "have a female fav" off your diversity quota without ever having to think about a female character or even consider why you find making forcefem jokes about your boytoy more appealing than finding a single kind thing to say about a female character other than "ooh mommy step on me" or token lesbian jokes

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol