Kai

I was people watching at the airport at like 1 AM and decided to make this for fun! Sorry they’re so random.

Oikawa:

•If he has a coffee in his hands at all times, he will stay awake and alert

•If he doesn’t have his coffee he will be a hot (and annoying, according to Iwa chan) mess

•Must be the prettiest person in the entire airport

•Does not grasp the concept of waiting in line.

•Loves flying at night because he feels closer to space

•Lets Iwa chan sleep on his shoulder and pretends like its no big deal

•It’s a big deal

Iwaizumi:

•The Sprinter™

•Ends up on the opposite side of the airport for layovers and does crazy stunts to avoid running into people

•Is awake when he has to be, but is otherwise completely tuned out staring at the floor

•Always ends up carrying all of Oikawa’s luggage but never knowing why or how

•Can still beat Makki at arm wrestling even when he’s half asleep

•Is clingy when he’s tired

Hanamaki:

•Will fight everyone

•Angry and tired

•Is always late to everything no matter how early he leaves

•Will not hesitate to throw tantrums

•As soon as 2 AM hits he turns into that one person un-ironically singing 2010 pop songs in public

Matsukawa:

•Craves silence

•Doesn’t speak

•Seems awake and normal but is actually contemplating the inevitability of death in his head

•Once tied his and Makki’s wrists together so they wouldn’t get lose each other (the plan backfired when they both got lost and couldn’t find their gate)

Kuroo:

•Emotionally distressed

•Cries when he has to wait in line

•Everything bad somehow always happens to him (ex: How the second his flight gets in all of the airport stores decide to close at the same time)

•Has lost his suitcase 8/10 times

•Uses Kenma as a pillow

•Seriously he always hangs on him all the time if Kenma isn’t near him he gets panicky

•"What do you mean it’s not socially acceptable to sleep on the airport floor where else am I gonna sleep?!“

Just imagine

Matsuhana pet shop au.

Matsukawa is this hot guy with an undercut and piercings who works at a pet shop. Cue Makki walking in looking for a snake to adopt and no one else is around but this scary looking worker, right? He doesn’t want to talk to this scary worker, no thank you he doesn’t feel like getting murdered in the reptile section at a pet store.

But then Matsukawa opens the turtle cage and reaches in with like lettuce and food and he goes “time for lunch, my babies!” And he coos as he sets the food down. He doesn’t even see Makki. Matsukawa finishes up and still doesn’t see Makki and Makki just watches as Matsukawa moves to another aisle and coos at the rabbits and ferrets and cats while feeding them-

And oh. Wow. This guy is a fucking dork and Makki has been watching him feed and coo at animals for thirty minutes now why did he come here again?

And then he remembers oh yeah I want a snake. He walks up with confidence- but oh fucking god Matsukawa is so hot??? But Makki has to act Cool™

“Hello, sir, so I want wondering if I could get-” he reads Matsukawa’s nametag- “a Matsukawa today.”

Matsukawa blinks.

Oikawa loves the sound of thunder and will open all the windows in their apartment during a thunderstorm so he can hear it better

Iwaizumi likes the way their balcony door gets all misty and he’ll line up their potted plants right outside against the glass

they have an unspoken tradition that when it rains heavily, they’ll curl up together and watch the rain splash against the skylight above their bed

when he was little, Iwaizumi used to be afraid of the thunder and lightening until one night Oikawa sat up with him all night to show him there was nothing to be afraid of

now the sound of thunder reminds him of his boyfriend and the feeling of being safe and warm in bed

Oikawa is usually always ready to go out and do stuff on the weekends, but when they wake up to a rainy mornings he becomes extra cuddly and wants to lay in bed for hours

Iwaizumi loves using the rain as excuse not to move from bed

on nights when the rain has let up a bit and it’s mostly lighting, they will turn off all the lights, open all the windows and curl up on a nest of blankets in the living room to watch the lightning 

the look of pure excitemet on Oikawa’s face each time lightning crosses the sky is Iwaizumi’s 2nd favorite thing in the world (1st is quiet happiness he feels in his chest when Oikawa whispers he loves him right as they fall asleep and just when they wake up)

Runaway we go.

“I accidentally gave an old man the wrong impression and now he wants my ass and I lied and told him I was dating someone-” Matsukawa wheezes, gripping Hanamaki’s shoulders as he tries to catch his breath. Oikawa snickers in the background and Iwaizumi elbows him in the sternum.

“It is a nice ass,” Hanamaki comments consideringly and then lets out a strangled yelp as Matsukawa plants himself solidly in his lap. Matsukawa’s nice ass is right on Hanamaki’s dick and it’s a struggle between mind and body to either push Matsukawa away or pull him closer-

The situation is taken out of his hands when a mouth breathing old man saunters over, “You left before I could get your number-”

Hanamaki quirks an eyebrow and wraps an arm around Matsukawa’s waist, pulling him further onto his lap, “What can I do for you?”

The man eyes their position, “I’m here for Issei-”

“Oh, you have business with my boyfriend.” Hanamaki bats his eyelashes and looks up at Matsukawa who is red faced and still wheezing, “You have business with the love of my life. My sun and my stars. The fire of my loins-”

“Fuck you.” Matsukawa blurts instinctively, trying to wriggle out of his best friends grip. He doesn’t know what he was expecting, asking Hanamaki for help.

“Not now snookums, we can arrange for that later.” Hanamaki doesn’t miss a beat as he tightens his hold. “Someone has business with you. You should go, but these-” Hanamaki pauses to look at the old man. “How long is this going to take?”

“A few minutes.” The man says uncertainly.

“Right.” Hanamaki nods and then turns back to address Matsukawa with a trembling voice and watery eyes, “- These couple minutes are going to be so difficult without you. Being separated from you is painful but while you’re talking with this kind man, I wish you health and prosperity because I love you. Because we’re boyfriends.”

“Fiances.” Oikawa adds helpfully.

“Thank you, Oikawa. I had forgotten I proposed.” Hanamaki says without breaking eye contact with Matsukawa who is shaking in his lap. “Make sure to come back quickly, my beautiful bride. Because-” Hanamaki pauses again, grabs Matsukawa’s hand and presses it to his stomach, “I want to have a child with you.”

Matsukawa is on the verge of losing his shit. Hanamaki’s eyes pool over and drip down his face, expression tense as he fights down the laughter.

“I was thinking of Stacy for the name.” Hanamaki’s voice cracks, “Short for Ecstacy. Because raising a kid with you is going to be a fucking trip.”

Matsukawa buries his face in Hanamaki’s neck to hide the fact that he’s fucking sobbing.

Oikawa is curled up in a ball on the other side of the booth. Iwaizumi pats his back while wiping the single tear from his own cheek, stoic faced, “It’s a beautiful name.” He says seriously.

“Thank you Iwaizumi.” Hanamaki answers, “Anyway, Mattsun. Issei. My love. If you really must go talk to this man, be safe. Come back soon.”

He would change it, he knows he would, but it’s not even one of Oikawa’s typical selfies that he always sends to Hajime “for approval.”  No, there’s no fake and polite smile, no perfectly polished hair, no perfect lighting and angle.  Oikawa is, instead, laughing, his eyes crinkled almost shut.  Hanamaki’s–no, maybe it’s Matsukawa’s–hand is messing up Oikawa’s hair, and the usual straight, perfected peace sign is bent at the fingers, nearly forgotten, as he makes an attempt to move it.

Hajime swallows.  He changes his lock screen to a picture of Godzilla, and tries to ignore the tightness in his chest as his home screen goes unchanged.

“Iwa-chan, we said we were going to nap,” Oikawa whispers through a soft chuckle.

Iwaizumi is relentless, fingers tickling at Oikawa’s sides as he nips at the nape of his neck. “We’ve been napping for two hours already.”

“I want to nap more,” Oikawa protests, letting out a burst of laughter. It subsides into a small series of giggles when the tickling stops, but he feels Iwaizumi laughing against his skin, and it makes his heart flutter.

“I like napping with you,” Oikawa admits quietly, pushing back into Iwaizumi’s touch as those strong arms wrap securely around his waist. “It feels like time stops, when I get you all to myself like this,” he breathes, cheeks flushing a little more than his natural rose pink.

Iwaizumi’s arms tighten around him, his lips pressing a series of kisses from the back of Oikawa’s neck over to the shell of his ear. “You are so cheesy,” he mumbles, laughing when Oikawa gently kicks his shin.

“If it means time stops,” he hums, soaking in the warmth of Oikawa in the afternoon light. “Then I’m keeping you all to myself forever.”

(written by @starlitciities)

A preview for Moments : an Iwaizumi x Oikawa fanzine 

Oikawa is a captain for Seijou Airlines, with Iwaizumi as his longtime co-captain. 

Iwaizumi refuses to join the mile high club. 

“Who’s going to fly the plane you idiot.”

“That’s what auto pilot is for Iwa-chan.” 

Iwaizumi sometimes wrestles the PA system from Oikawa to stop him from saying overly ridiculous versions of their regularly scheduled announcements. 

Oikawa has threatened to try a barrel roll and honestly, Iwaizumi is surprised it hasn’t happened yet. 

“This isn’t your car, get that alien off the windshield.” 

Oikawa can’t stand the food that’s served on the plane, but Iwaizumi has no problems with it. 

The best flights are when Hanamaki and Matsukawa are the flight attendants because they can hold Iwaizumi back while Oikawa delivers his over the top announcements without interruption. 

But jokes aside, Oikawa and Iwaizumi have a flawless flight record, and put the safety of their passengers above everything else. 

After a successful flight, the four of them will crack open the mini alcohol bottles and have a toast for themselves. 

Iwaizumi has lost track of the times Oikawa has pointed at the sky during a flight and started swearing up and down that he just saw a UFO. 

“Wouldn’t it be amazing if we got abducted by aliens Iwa-chan?” 

me: *typing out ship’s name on google search*

me: *sees ship’s name with the word “lemon “ “angst” “doujinshi” “smut” “r18” as top searches*