but,

My current gender is "bitch boy" but it has to be in barbie font otherwise you missed it by a mile

Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*

women arent allowed to compete in the tour de france and the womens races theyve had are like substantially shorter so that woman causing the largest crash in tour de france history by accidentally knocking a guy over with a sign is girlboss behavior and praxis

being evil and being mean are different. being mean is hurting people and doing bad stuff but being evil is just sometimes wearing a gay little labcoat and making gay little poisons

Thrift stores are like “we have the ugliest shirts that have ever existed on this planet” and gay teenagers are like “do you promise 🥺🥺🥺🥺”

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired