bad things happen to good butches

Making my butch run red lights or else i wont touch her

leaving a couple pennies in there during sex to really fuck up my butch’s microbiome

making my butch wait in line for me at the fucking DOL

my name is toronto nightlife and my special interest is getting cold drinks thrown on me by beautiful women

(sounds of distant spinning wheels punctuate the post) need… my clit… ripped clean off by an… ugly butch…. with bad posture (wheels cease to turn)

sliding a couple fingers over my butch’s gills

ok so the instrumentality happened and my butch gf touched another femme and turned into orange goo whats that mean

used like half of my butch’s conditioner on my bush i will be living the high live until she comes home from work

(explaining my blog to my older butch friend) okay so the tags are like an epilogue to the post. sometimes i hide a little nut or seed of text in there for my dedicated hogs. (puts a hand on her thigh) isnt it crazy that when i was in high school you already were the assistant manager in the burger king down the street from my house

buying a millstone on facebook marketplace and sending my butch to pick it up alone in her 1994 ford taurus

liking my butch’s posts so she gets a false sense of popularity

making my butch get in the topology caster

making my butch suck the raisin at the dark casino

AITA if i have a crush on the lesbian who works at the golf course as that little faggot who picks up all the golfballs and i get hard whenever i hit a ball right into the pond and she has to go in and get it

butchfemme rp where im a cliche bond villain type and i really like to make my butch henchman stand on the part of the floor she knows full well is a trapdoor and the best part is her face of anticipation as my finger hovers over the trapdoor button

message to all butches angered by my horrible and sadistic posting- dm me if u live in the greater toronto area and we can settle this in person