substance abusing pseudo-intellectual

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

pussy got me saying holy moly

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

y’all hype up men on this app that I would personally use as a scarecrow

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions