LA LA LA i can't hear you

my husband: bro, my wife is hairier than you

society: that's so gay, bro

my husband: i know right. enjoying the hair that grows naturally from a woman's body indicating she is post-pubescent is totally gay, man

society: are you calling me a pervert?

my husband: if I was the type to throw unfounded slurs at brainwashed, simple-minded people, I would call you a pedophile. but of course not

society: fight me

my husband: lol no

me: fyi we are a polyamorous partnership always welcoming new friends . . .

society's girlfriend: bye, bitch

Last two days of the fall semester. Wish me luck!!

Pep talk to myself:

Sometimes you have close close the bujo, hide the notes, and keep the coffee brewing all day. When you hit a certain mix of stress, nerves, and panic, forget the routine and buckle down with the bullshit!

I am used to spiraldexes. This is the first week keeping track of my daily schedule using a new system. 

I have kept a bullet journal for years now. I just started my fifth journal. Even though I am a bit late I am officially welcoming myself to the studyblr community. 

My name is Macy. I am twenty-two years old. I have three cats. I am an Aquarius. My glasses are perpetually smudged. When I first took the Pottermore sorting quiz, I was extremely alarmed to find out I am a Slytherin. Years, and many Sorting hat quizzes later, I gladly accept that I am ambitious as hell and maybe a little bit mean. 

I always thought I was more like a Ravenclaw, because I enjoy so many subjects and find almost everything interesting in some way (you should see my personal library). However, I realized that my curiosity is second place to my desire to get the A+. Even if it means watering down an essay to please my professor. 

After all, as long as I have the knowledge it is mine to use as I please, right?

I am decent at and somewhat fascinated by math, history, and science, but I am obsessed with the English language. I love reading. I live for writing. 

My favorite drink is black coffee (have you tried the new Starbucks Christmas blend? ohmigod, orgasm in a cup). My second favorite drink is water, then Diet Mountain Dew, and finally bourbon. Have you deduced that I spend the majority of my time studying or at work?

Speaking of work, I have a full time job. I’m on salary, but from my own calculations I worked forty-two hours this week. BOO.

I married the love of my life. He is a republican asshole who I have at most three things in common with. He’s great in bed. Also, he’s sweet to our cats. The thing I hate most that he does: leaves his gun in bed. Bastard.

I will admit, the only thing that is distinctly non-Slytherin about me is my disinterest in politics. I have a basic understanding, but over all my brain is cluttered with a bunch of stereotypes and not many opinions of my own about the right and left sides. I believe in clean energy though, and I voted for Jill Stein even though she had no chance of winning. 

When I listen to music, I listen for the quality of the lyrics. Genre has no effect on me. I like Taylor Swift, Bob Seger, Bowling for Soup, Atmosphere, and many other random artists because they write amazing lyrics. 

My favorite holiday is Easter and my second favorite is Halloween.