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@busdriverassistant
FFUCK, THERE'S ANOTHER BUS?
- @busdriverassistant
hello. Can I ask for directions
SURE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ACTUALLY - LET ME ON THE BUS.
Okay sure get on. Um.
Attention passengers this isn't a real bus stop but I'm letting this person on because of, we are lost.
MY NAME'S ASSISTANT. AND I'LL BE YOUR ASSISTANT TODAY. HEH.
UH
WHERE ARE YOU ALL HEADED? I CAN PULL UP THE NEAREST BUS STOP OR GAS STATION IF YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN PARTICULAR
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FFUCK, THERE'S ANOTHER BUS?
- @busdriverassistant
hello. Can I ask for directions
SURE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ACTUALLY - LET ME ON THE BUS.
OH SHIT, IS EVERYONE COMING OUT NOW? BACK TO WORK FOR ME. IF YOU NEED ASSISTANCE, YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL.
"It has been a long time. Can I still trust you to be where you are needed?" It's a familiar voice. One you ran to for salvation, only to realize just how little they could truly offer, just how needlessly violent they could be.
It's BP.
[Assistant takes a sharp breath and stands up from where they had been inspecting their stolen bus. They turn to face BP. Their oversized black hoodie is unzipped, revealing a scarred torso made of flesh, and their hands are no longer visibly robotic. They look a little less pale, a little less sullen.]
WELL, WELL. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
The passenger is cloaked in shadow, but the pink-purple glow of their wings and eyes shows well enough where they are. "Unfortunate circumstances meant I had to go into hiding. I have been making the most of this time, and now we are ready to put an end to this."
YEAH, YEAH. CAN YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
[The Assistant sighs and rubs their forehead.]
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY OWN SHIT, TOO.
Unfortunately, the answer to the first question is a resounding no. "Your services would be greatly appreciated in the coming days. We are pulling together everything and everyone, for one final fight. This has been far too long in the making for any of us to turn back now, and that includes you."
YOU REALIZE THAT I CAN'T TURN BACK RIGHT. GBI TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKING TERMINATOR. [Assistant takes a deep, very annoyed breath.] SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
"I understand you are still quite bitter at GBI for what they did to you. I would have you assist in the saving of countless lives from their grasp, and in doing so prevent any more from meeting the unfortunate fates both of us have seen at their hands."
RIGHT. I WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAYS. [They begin to pace back and forth, thinking for a moment as they pull at their hair. They eventually stop in front of BP.] I'M WITH YOU. I'VE BROUGHT ON A FEW PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH GBI, I CAN TALK TO THEM.
"Your role will become clear in time. If you could point me to these people you've brought on, I am sure they would make fine additions to the team. For now, keep a low profile and tune your radio to 91.1. Everything is coming together, but you must still be patient."
[Assistant scowls and mutters,] WEIRD LITTLE... [Louder, they then say,] I'LL GET YOU ALL IN TOUCH. YOU BETTER NOT KEEP ME IN THE SHADOWS TOO LONG, OR I'M GONNA USE YOU AS A LANTERN.
"Your cooperation is appreciated. Worry not, you shall not wait too long. I simply wish to keep all necessary information classified, rather than have any risk of GBI uncovering it. Patience is a virtue." The wings in the dark, previously angled downward and almost hidden, snap into place behind the passenger, glowing bright for a moment before in a blur of movement the passenger is just gone.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM [They sigh, staring off into the space where they had been.]
WELL. AT LEAST I'VE GOT SOME GOOD ALLIES NOW.
"It has been a long time. Can I still trust you to be where you are needed?" It's a familiar voice. One you ran to for salvation, only to realize just how little they could truly offer, just how needlessly violent they could be.
It's BP.
[Assistant takes a sharp breath and stands up from where they had been inspecting their stolen bus. They turn to face BP. Their oversized black hoodie is unzipped, revealing a scarred torso made of flesh, and their hands are no longer visibly robotic. They look a little less pale, a little less sullen.]
WELL, WELL. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
The passenger is cloaked in shadow, but the pink-purple glow of their wings and eyes shows well enough where they are. "Unfortunate circumstances meant I had to go into hiding. I have been making the most of this time, and now we are ready to put an end to this."
YEAH, YEAH. CAN YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
[The Assistant sighs and rubs their forehead.]
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY OWN SHIT, TOO.
Unfortunately, the answer to the first question is a resounding no. "Your services would be greatly appreciated in the coming days. We are pulling together everything and everyone, for one final fight. This has been far too long in the making for any of us to turn back now, and that includes you."
YOU REALIZE THAT I CAN'T TURN BACK RIGHT. GBI TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKING TERMINATOR. [Assistant takes a deep, very annoyed breath.] SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
"I understand you are still quite bitter at GBI for what they did to you. I would have you assist in the saving of countless lives from their grasp, and in doing so prevent any more from meeting the unfortunate fates both of us have seen at their hands."
RIGHT. I WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAYS. [They begin to pace back and forth, thinking for a moment as they pull at their hair. They eventually stop in front of BP.] I'M WITH YOU. I'VE BROUGHT ON A FEW PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH GBI, I CAN TALK TO THEM.
"Your role will become clear in time. If you could point me to these people you've brought on, I am sure they would make fine additions to the team. For now, keep a low profile and tune your radio to 91.1. Everything is coming together, but you must still be patient."
[Assistant scowls and mutters,] WEIRD LITTLE... [Louder, they then say,] I'LL GET YOU ALL IN TOUCH. YOU BETTER NOT KEEP ME IN THE SHADOWS TOO LONG, OR I'M GONNA USE YOU AS A LANTERN.
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"It has been a long time. Can I still trust you to be where you are needed?" It's a familiar voice. One you ran to for salvation, only to realize just how little they could truly offer, just how needlessly violent they could be.
It's BP.
[Assistant takes a sharp breath and stands up from where they had been inspecting their stolen bus. They turn to face BP. Their oversized black hoodie is unzipped, revealing a scarred torso made of flesh, and their hands are no longer visibly robotic. They look a little less pale, a little less sullen.]
WELL, WELL. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
The passenger is cloaked in shadow, but the pink-purple glow of their wings and eyes shows well enough where they are. "Unfortunate circumstances meant I had to go into hiding. I have been making the most of this time, and now we are ready to put an end to this."
YEAH, YEAH. CAN YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
[The Assistant sighs and rubs their forehead.]
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY OWN SHIT, TOO.
Unfortunately, the answer to the first question is a resounding no. "Your services would be greatly appreciated in the coming days. We are pulling together everything and everyone, for one final fight. This has been far too long in the making for any of us to turn back now, and that includes you."
YOU REALIZE THAT I CAN'T TURN BACK RIGHT. GBI TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKING TERMINATOR. [Assistant takes a deep, very annoyed breath.] SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
"I understand you are still quite bitter at GBI for what they did to you. I would have you assist in the saving of countless lives from their grasp, and in doing so prevent any more from meeting the unfortunate fates both of us have seen at their hands."
RIGHT. I WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAYS. [They begin to pace back and forth, thinking for a moment as they pull at their hair. They eventually stop in front of BP.] I'M WITH YOU. I'VE BROUGHT ON A FEW PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH GBI, I CAN TALK TO THEM.
"It has been a long time. Can I still trust you to be where you are needed?" It's a familiar voice. One you ran to for salvation, only to realize just how little they could truly offer, just how needlessly violent they could be.
It's BP.
[Assistant takes a sharp breath and stands up from where they had been inspecting their stolen bus. They turn to face BP. Their oversized black hoodie is unzipped, revealing a scarred torso made of flesh, and their hands are no longer visibly robotic. They look a little less pale, a little less sullen.]
WELL, WELL. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
The passenger is cloaked in shadow, but the pink-purple glow of their wings and eyes shows well enough where they are. "Unfortunate circumstances meant I had to go into hiding. I have been making the most of this time, and now we are ready to put an end to this."
YEAH, YEAH. CAN YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
[The Assistant sighs and rubs their forehead.]
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY OWN SHIT, TOO.
Unfortunately, the answer to the first question is a resounding no. "Your services would be greatly appreciated in the coming days. We are pulling together everything and everyone, for one final fight. This has been far too long in the making for any of us to turn back now, and that includes you."
YOU REALIZE THAT I CAN'T TURN BACK RIGHT. GBI TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKING TERMINATOR. [Assistant takes a deep, very annoyed breath.] SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
"It has been a long time. Can I still trust you to be where you are needed?" It's a familiar voice. One you ran to for salvation, only to realize just how little they could truly offer, just how needlessly violent they could be.
It's BP.
[Assistant takes a sharp breath and stands up from where they had been inspecting their stolen bus. They turn to face BP. Their oversized black hoodie is unzipped, revealing a scarred torso made of flesh, and their hands are no longer visibly robotic. They look a little less pale, a little less sullen.]
WELL, WELL. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
The passenger is cloaked in shadow, but the pink-purple glow of their wings and eyes shows well enough where they are. "Unfortunate circumstances meant I had to go into hiding. I have been making the most of this time, and now we are ready to put an end to this."
YEAH, YEAH. CAN YOU FUCKING TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
[The Assistant sighs and rubs their forehead.]
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY OWN SHIT, TOO.
"It has been a long time. Can I still trust you to be where you are needed?" It's a familiar voice. One you ran to for salvation, only to realize just how little they could truly offer, just how needlessly violent they could be.
It's BP.
[Assistant takes a sharp breath and stands up from where they had been inspecting their stolen bus. They turn to face BP. Their oversized black hoodie is unzipped, revealing a scarred torso made of flesh, and their hands are no longer visibly robotic. They look a little less pale, a little less sullen.]
WELL, WELL. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
Oh hell yeah I think I remember you. Cool yeah come in! Uh, we have. Pretty much anything you can look up. I'm working on replication stuff right now. [Alex opens up the door.]
[They walk in.] ALRIGHT... UH, LET ME THINK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
Uh... mac and cheese is good? I dunno much about food myself.
YEAH, NEITHER DO I. UH... MEAT IS PART OF A ""BALANCED DIET,"" RIGHT?
Maybe? But usually aren't balanced diets just kind of advertising anyways?
WELL, I KNOW THAT A NORMAL BODY DOESN'T REALLY LIKE A SOUP-BASED DIET. I DON'T EITHER.
Wait what. Isn't soup like. A staple food? Broth is pretty cool as far as I know. Er wait nevermind. Do you want meats I can probably get meats.
OOOH I HAVENT HAD ANY MEATS YET. YES PLEASE
ALSO SOUP WAS THE CLOSEST THING TO ACTUAL FOOD I COULD EAT BEFORE I GOT A STOMACH. IT WAS GOOD THE FIRST FIVE TIMES
Oh. Yeah that sucks. Uhhh let me go see if I can find meats. [Alex goes to rummage in the fridge for meat, and quickly finds pre-cooked bacon.]
OUGH MEATS
Yea
Wait do you know how to cook
YEAH. KIND OF
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HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
Oh hell yeah I think I remember you. Cool yeah come in! Uh, we have. Pretty much anything you can look up. I'm working on replication stuff right now. [Alex opens up the door.]
[They walk in.] ALRIGHT... UH, LET ME THINK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
Uh... mac and cheese is good? I dunno much about food myself.
YEAH, NEITHER DO I. UH... MEAT IS PART OF A ""BALANCED DIET,"" RIGHT?
Maybe? But usually aren't balanced diets just kind of advertising anyways?
WELL, I KNOW THAT A NORMAL BODY DOESN'T REALLY LIKE A SOUP-BASED DIET. I DON'T EITHER.
Wait what. Isn't soup like. A staple food? Broth is pretty cool as far as I know. Er wait nevermind. Do you want meats I can probably get meats.
OOOH I HAVENT HAD ANY MEATS YET. YES PLEASE
ALSO SOUP WAS THE CLOSEST THING TO ACTUAL FOOD I COULD EAT BEFORE I GOT A STOMACH. IT WAS GOOD THE FIRST FIVE TIMES
Oh. Yeah that sucks. Uhhh let me go see if I can find meats. [Alex goes to rummage in the fridge for meat, and quickly finds pre-cooked bacon.]
OUGH MEATS
HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
Oh hell yeah I think I remember you. Cool yeah come in! Uh, we have. Pretty much anything you can look up. I'm working on replication stuff right now. [Alex opens up the door.]
[They walk in.] ALRIGHT... UH, LET ME THINK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
Uh... mac and cheese is good? I dunno much about food myself.
YEAH, NEITHER DO I. UH... MEAT IS PART OF A ""BALANCED DIET,"" RIGHT?
Maybe? But usually aren't balanced diets just kind of advertising anyways?
WELL, I KNOW THAT A NORMAL BODY DOESN'T REALLY LIKE A SOUP-BASED DIET. I DON'T EITHER.
Wait what. Isn't soup like. A staple food? Broth is pretty cool as far as I know. Er wait nevermind. Do you want meats I can probably get meats.
OOOH I HAVENT HAD ANY MEATS YET. YES PLEASE
ALSO SOUP WAS THE CLOSEST THING TO ACTUAL FOOD I COULD EAT BEFORE I GOT A STOMACH. IT WAS GOOD THE FIRST FIVE TIMES
HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
Oh hell yeah I think I remember you. Cool yeah come in! Uh, we have. Pretty much anything you can look up. I'm working on replication stuff right now. [Alex opens up the door.]
[They walk in.] ALRIGHT... UH, LET ME THINK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
Uh... mac and cheese is good? I dunno much about food myself.
YEAH, NEITHER DO I. UH... MEAT IS PART OF A ""BALANCED DIET,"" RIGHT?
Maybe? But usually aren't balanced diets just kind of advertising anyways?
WELL, I KNOW THAT A NORMAL BODY DOESN'T REALLY LIKE A SOUP-BASED DIET. I DON'T EITHER.
HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
Oh hell yeah I think I remember you. Cool yeah come in! Uh, we have. Pretty much anything you can look up. I'm working on replication stuff right now. [Alex opens up the door.]
[They walk in.] ALRIGHT... UH, LET ME THINK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
Uh... mac and cheese is good? I dunno much about food myself.
YEAH, NEITHER DO I. UH... MEAT IS PART OF A ""BALANCED DIET,"" RIGHT?
OH FUCK WHERE AM I NOW
(Oh, shit... when'd you get here..) uh, hello!! you', uh.. this is the Interstellar Bus, welcome! ... who exactly.. are you..?
Greetings!
I'M, UH... ASSISTANT??? WHO ARE YOU. WHY IS THERE A BUS IN SPACE... ACTUALLY, NO, I KINDA GET IT.
[They go up to the nearest window and look outside.]
DAMN, THAT'S COOL.
I.. don't really know how we got up here, myself.. but.. yeah, enjoy it while you can, it gets boring' quick...
well, right, uh...what.. brings you up here?
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I GOT CALLED UP HERE TO HELP YOU GUYS OR SOMETHING.
'makes sense, makes sense... I... don't think we... actually, uh.. how much.. do you know on bus repair? .. we... hit a pretty big rock a while back, and while I did my best.. it never did get entirely ... ffixed.
what... do you think?
YEAH, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO AT LEAST KEEP YOU GUYS GOING FOR A LITTLE WHILE. WHERE IS THE DAMAGE?
If I might interject, the exterior hull is dented such that the innards of the bus are exposed. As you might gather, that isn't ideal, due to the lack of erosion treatment on the internal bits. If you have anything to seal the hull with, it'd be... much appreciated.
I... DO NOT. HERE, AT LEAST. IF I COULD GET BACK TO MY BUS, MAYBE...
hm... your bus, is that on ... what is it again uh.. 'earth', right? Maybe we could take you there. I think, the bus still works fine' for now, maybe we could make it! ...
(...well we'd have to know where it.. is, first, but, uh.. that shouldn't be super hard, yeah..?)
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
Oh hell yeah I think I remember you. Cool yeah come in! Uh, we have. Pretty much anything you can look up. I'm working on replication stuff right now. [Alex opens up the door.]
[They walk in.] ALRIGHT... UH, LET ME THINK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
HEY. YOU SELL FOOD, RIGHT?
Wha- oh, I guess yeah. Welcome. You need food?
YEAH. I FORGOT I NEED TO EAT NOW. [They rub their neck sheepishly.]
Right yeah that. Makes sense. Sorry, uh, I think I remember you from somewhere but I have memory? Issues I guess? What's your name again?
OH. ASSISTANT. I... MADE AN OFFER ABOUT TEAMING UP WITH YOU AGAINST GBI?
