I’m convinced that if someone adds the song “runaway” by AURORA to any video and it will turn into the most beautiful cinematic masterpiece.

Whoever named eggs an egg is right. Those are definitely eggs

Do you ever tell yourself “ ok after this I can cry” and try so hard not to in that moment and then afterwards when you can cry, you just feel numb and can’t cry anymore. Or is that just me

There’s good in every goodbye and bag in every baggette

Everyone be thinking they’re so smart not wearing pants in all the zoom meetings when in reality everyone’s doing the same thing

Imagine if just like u have to ask the parent if you can marry ur significant other what if u had to ask to break it off with them. How awkward that would be.

Here’s a conspiracy theory that might cause me to mysteriously disappear: SHAVER COMPANIES AND DEODORANT COMPANIES ARE IN IT TOGETHER. Hear me out, deodorant not only makes it pits smell nice but is also a hair growth formula to further the need of shavers. Naturally it is more common in women’s products but sneaky nonetheless.