im da man and ur not

stan marsh can preform brain surgery on stage and i wouldnt be impressed

it makes me uncomfortable how ripped gorillas are

ok but kangaroos 

that kangaroo is ready to steal ur bitch

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

If you ever feel bad or insecure just remember that my cock is huge and i can punch through walls

i put a shirtless pic on insta and took it down 30 seconds later and in that time 3 people liked it yall thirsty or what

i was only doin my duty as a best bro to get u to minimum 10 likes ;((

*me, platonically putting my hand on top of yours* Wanna go get some platonic, non-romantic McDonalds? I don’t want you to get the wrong idea.

I love how brad sends this sounding all enthusiastic n stuff like he ain’t gonna fail at “day one nut once”