Howdy!

Okay. ❝ Uhh... what? ❞ It was too difficult to suspend his disbelief when a literal flower was talking to him. A daisy? But with the white where the yellow should be, and vice-versa. ❝ Wait, wait, wait-- . ❞ He repeated as he shook his hands, not letting the flower get another word in. ❝ I've seen this before. ❞

A teeny-tiny plant is trying to be friendly with him. Although not spooky in concept, Pump found it to be... familiar. He might not have been listening to the flower's speech, and so did not know what it truly wanted from him, but he had it at the tip of his tongue.

After a moment in which he just hummed to himself, pensively holding his chin with a hand, his eyes widened in realization. Now he remembered!

With an index finger, he pointed at the flower. ❝ You want me to feed you blood until you grow big enough to eat people! ❞ That... had been a wild guess. But it was either that or he was talking to a mimic or another ghost-possessed object.

Easy enough routine. Just put on his cute little smile and-

...Huh?

"Huh?

"Uh, no offense pal but that is way wrong here! And sounds rather gross! Why in the world would I even want to do that to a potential new friend?"

Crap, was he getting figured out already? Did he read this one wrong or something?...Could he actually get bigger by feeding on human bloo-HE WAS GETTING OFF TOPIC NOW.

"...In all honestly that is...depressing though. You have the whole world up there and you decided to hang out in this dump."

...Really? They think THAT lowly of him? Now he is insulted! After everything?

"There's just a lot to do. Many responsabilities", they sigh, allowing themselves to close their eyes "It's fun to help out everyone, but sometimes politicians are just dumb. And I can't just give them a funny little dance to convince them to stop being dumb!"

They tried tho. They sure tried.

Just as Flowey repremended them, Frisk reopened an eye once more, side-eyeing the little monster. No, he wouldn't. Probably not. Either because, just as he said, he knew they would just pop back there in the matter of a few minutes at best, or--

"Well!"

--or nothing. Flowey isn't Asriel. He made himself very clear. They'd rather keep on joking.

"Undyne and I are friends, but she still tries to throw fridges as me sometimes. Says it builds character."

"...From what I heard most humans are stupid, spiteful idiots so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. At least they aren't grabbing their weapons and screaming at the 'vile monsters' to return from once they came!"

"Honestly, this was reminding him of his first dozen or so resets. Focus on 'responsibility' or finding ways to help everyone with their meaningless little problems. Granted, he was pretty sure monsters were more...hospitable then the humans...Hm. "Honestly, this was reminding him of his first dozen or so resets. Focus on 'responsibility' or finding ways to help everyone with their meaningless little problems. Granted, he was pretty sure monsters were more...hospitable then the humans...Hm.

"I have to agree with her on that one at least! The throwing part! Tell me my helpful lesson when you first came down here didn't help you prepare!"

"I'm already in the fanclub. I've always been in the fanclub. I'm the co-owner of the fanclub."

"I PROMOTED THE LITTLE HUMAN AS SOON AS THEY TOLD ME THEY WANTED TO BE PART OF IT, OF COURSE! SO NOW THERE'S.

THREE OF US!"

"Asgore signed in because we asked nicely. He's like... our mascot now."

"PAPYRUS I DIDN'T AGREE TO HAVING ANY OF THESE TWO-YOU CAN'T JUST ADD PEOPLE IN MY..."

...There was no arguing against this at all especially with these two is there.