Somerhing

Which is fucking stupid because there is a word for "Argue" thats ridiculously pretentious. "Expostulate"

TF even is that word? To postulate isn't to convene with conversational nature. I know that.

So I propose a new word: "Exposit" which is literally "Out of Place" from the Latin "Ex" and the Latin "Posit"

Because negative space is just something that isn't in the correct space, meaning it is literally out of place, exposit is the *perfect* word.

Too bad it doesn't exist. Don't worry about me, I just Exposited my glasses, I'm gonna go self immolate after auto defenestrating myself from the third floor of this brownstone.

What a shitty driver...

What a shitty driver...

What a shitty driverrrrr....

Ring ring

Hello, this is *doordash customer support*

You are late

Would you like to cancel ya order?

"no"

Order cancelled

"no"

Goodbye!!

"who did what"

Other Major Green Flag: putting your shopping cart in the corral and grabbing other carts while doing it

"Hey do you wanna meet up on the third of the month at so and so club to part?"

"YEAH!! Of course, I love hanging out with you guys!!!"

*shoes up to club*

*it's a fucking orgy*

"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU KNOW IM ARO/ACE AND SEX AVERSE"

I do know how hot it is. I know more than you do.

In fact, I know all of the ways to get rid of the heat, including but not limited to: installing an awning, opening the windows. Fans. Two fans, one running air in, the other running air out.

These are all achievable without an AC unit. Do you know how to cool a Home without AC in the desert? You use fucking Fans. Sometimes you get a fan that sprays water all over the house.

-The Co-

Oh, right, this is supposed to be about like... Stuff that gives us the ick

- men who actually think homelander is even a remotely good guy

- MAGA and Come And Take It flags (we get it, your Republican... FUCK OFF)

- Not Having Money (oh wait...)

- The Rich (i still want to be rich though. I'll just pay my taxes and shit. Make the world a better place fr fr)

Dog

Panda express

Panda express + dog = messed up doordash

Alex: like what... Lore?

Magnus: nah I meant like... Reason. Calling.

Alex: ya fucking dipshit, your purpose is to die over and over again until you die one more time in a giant battle. And that's my purpose. And halfborn's too.

I did it.

I got a coffee meetup with a filipina.

Is it a date? No. It is purely platonic as far as I know. I have no intention of making it a date. I just really like this coffee spot and I like my friend and I think my friend should try this coffee spot. It is a based line of thinking, if I say so myself.