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@burntoutwaxwings
Tumblr, the only website where everyone is truly anonymous because WE (yes WE, you and me) all live in Texas. Why do we all live in Texas? Because it fits. Dawg I don't fucking know tumblr just FEELS Texan in the most "I'm from Austin" way. fucking liberals, amirite? (I'm a socialist)
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Cassette is superior to streaming because what the fuck do you mean i am CASUALLY hearing parts of Skinny Loser by Sub Urban that I've never heard on YT Music
No im not sponsored i just REALLY like sub urban (top .5% minimum for about 8 months, but not straight because they only give you one stupid fucking badge a month GODS Spotify is still worse though)
You call these spicy Cajun fries???
Ive had spicier cookies. The average mention cricket brownie of cricket brownies is hotter than these fries. Pathetic
Being an adult sucks.
Sure, I get to waste my dollars and pennies on lottery tickets, pay taxes like a true patriot who loves their country and wants the best for everyone in it, and vote, but I ALSO have to order my olive garden. And I don't like that. Because I don't like paying for olive garden. I should really stop wasting my money on Oliver Garden... But that soup tho...
Tumblrinas, I have joined a DnD group!!!
I didn't even have to convince my DM to let me play a kobold!! That's not a standard playable race!!
Im just making shit up about kobolds!!! It makes perfect sense!!!
I have been informed that kobolds are, in fact, playable without homebrew.
This changes nothing. Wizards of the Coast can suck it, kobolds dont even exist in ancient Greece and yet thats where the DM set this game.
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Tumblrinas, I have joined a DnD group!!!
I didn't even have to convince my DM to let me play a kobold!! That's not a standard playable race!!
Im just making shit up about kobolds!!! It makes perfect sense!!!
Thanks for the tumblr videos. You made me make an account on the hellsite. Are you proud?
yes
Btw guys, I can't comment on certain twitch streams because my real phone number that really belongs to me and is attached my phone, really, isn't enough proof that my twitch account is mine. Or that it's my phone number.
Fuck you Twitch support. I hope you're CEO gets Indicted by the FTC and pays billions of fines, ultimately resulting the the bankruptcy of twitch and Amazon selling the company to Google, who will promptly treat it like it's Google Hangouts and rename it YouTube Twitch, after which the company will have some vaguely successful years that don't meet standards, gave an account merging and the entire system will get so fucked that you can now live stream from you fucking GMail in box.
Fuck you, Amazon.
Nobody wants to give me their cassettes :(
Honestly my fault for not investing in the 80s anyway
Oh right. I wasn't born until the late 2000s. Fuuuuuuu
If teleporters got invented in my life time, I probably wouldn't use them. Not because they create an exact copy of you, but because I personally think that quantum entanglement is the inferior medium of travel. We could be using trains and *enjoy* the journey, not just get to the destination.
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Peter Johnson: a Thunder Larceny and Peter Johnson: the Beastly Ocean are terrible movies.
And this isnt just me hating on them as a Percy Jackson fan, this is me hating on them as a film snob. These are AWFUL movies. They have terrible writing, the one *nice* foreshadow I found was Luke having his face covered in shade during the jailbreak of camp by Peter, Annabelle and G-Eazy. This one was cool, showing he was two faced. And the even cooler part was Peter believing that Luke was right. This was shown with Peter's face being shaded, just lighter and with less. Like he was on the path, which, as readers, we should know he was going to be if it weren't for Annabeth and Grover, who werent shaded.
Everything else? Awful. The music and CGI are the only exceptions.
Just so y'all know, there isn't a fancy word for "Negative Space"
Which is fucking stupid because there is a word for "Argue" thats ridiculously pretentious. "Expostulate"
TF even is that word? To postulate isn't to convene with conversational nature. I know that.
So I propose a new word: "Exposit" which is literally "Out of Place" from the Latin "Ex" and the Latin "Posit"
Because negative space is just something that isn't in the correct space, meaning it is literally out of place, exposit is the *perfect* word.
Too bad it doesn't exist. Don't worry about me, I just Exposited my glasses, I'm gonna go self immolate after auto defenestrating myself from the third floor of this brownstone.
Or something, I don't even know if this post will have tags
Oh no. It appears i took a wrong turn and ended up in a horror movie about the failures of suburbia
Waffles are superior k pancakes, but I'll take a good pancake over a good waffle most days because you didn't add chocolate chips to the waffle or the pancake and I'll be honest nobody can butter waffles right, therefore: pancakes are more consistent but also lesser.
*in Donny J Trump voice* "This is peak white girl music. Nothing tops this white girl music. Ya know, my friend, and he's a good friend, he says to me, Stu, what's the weakest white girl music, and I gotta say, the weakest white girl music, and it truly is peak, it's the peakest of peak, is Love Me Not by EMEI. Nothing beats it. Not even California Gurls. Not even Chappel Roan."
This is a bit. Chappel Roan is amazing.
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As I think to myself
What a shitty driver...
What a shitty driver...
What a shitty driverrrrr....
This applies to literally everyone in the road, humble yourself
Ring ring
Ring ring
Hello, this is *doordash customer support*
You are late
Would you like to cancel ya order?
"no"
Order cancelled
"no"
Goodbye!!
I wish this happened to me right now. But via text
