"Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?"

me as an adult

put this in the MOMA

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

I saw this video on the internet and I had to add a background music that fits it…

*gets high and thinks about death*

Me IRL

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”