ur local hobo

“…Are you claiming you’re powerful enough to eat God?…”

Roleplay account for “God”/your local hobo!

I’ve replayed the game quite a few times, and I’ve read a ludicrous amount of answered asks (the fun facts asks, not the roleplay ask blogs) about this guy, but tee-bee-aych, I think I still need to replay a bit to really get his personality down. Still, I’ll try my best to post in character! :)

Here’s essentially what you should not do (pretty sure this also counts for interacting with literally anyone else as well):

• Be a bigot

• Be a pedophile

• Be a friggin creep

First is theoroar ❤️❤️❤️

Also I was trying to get theoroar and I got you

Throws a pie

uhhh… well did it work?

Wanted to show you a typo my friend made, I thought JT was funny

thanks, me too!

hey guys. i don’t mean to alarm you, but there’s a CATERPILLAR with the 6 of you. yeah, like RIGHT NOW

mama a girl behind you

what are you on about now?

hobo me draw you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

ya ever think about how much it would suck if we were all made out of paper? we couldn’t even, like, shower unless we laminated ourselves or something. actually, i think we’d laminate ourselves. maybe it’d be part of the birth process. the doctors just laminate ya once you’re out.

what kind of question is that? is this something you regularly prepare for?