ur local hobo

“…Are you claiming you’re powerful enough to eat God?…”

Roleplay account for “God”/your local hobo!

I’ve replayed the game quite a few times, and I’ve read a ludicrous amount of answered asks (the fun facts asks, not the roleplay ask blogs) about this guy, but tee-bee-aych, I think I still need to replay a bit to really get his personality down. Still, I’ll try my best to post in character! :)

Here’s essentially what you should not do (pretty sure this also counts for interacting with literally anyone else as well):

• Be a bigot

• Be a pedophile

• Be a friggin creep

i come back after 4 months to find this?

First is theoroar ❤️❤️❤️

Also I was trying to get theoroar and I got you

Throws a pie

uhhh… well did it work?

Wanted to show you a typo my friend made, I thought JT was funny

thanks, me too!

hey guys. i don’t mean to alarm you, but there’s a CATERPILLAR with the 6 of you. yeah, like RIGHT NOW

mama a girl behind you

what are you on about now?