Lament, Mourn and Despair over our outrageously low prices... for Every Customer Must Buy the Whopper of the Wild Hunt. Enjoy the Explosive tastiness of our Patches Of Chicken Strips, or indulge yourself in the Smackdown of flavours that is our Chicken Snackbox. We also have an offer up for a limited time only: bring me Heathcliff's corpse to recieve a free Chocolate Sundae. Yes, you heard me right - FREE Chocolate Sundae, all for the low low price of Heathcliff's severed head. ...I can't believe I had to write all that out of my own volition. I'm just the delivery lad, why do I have to come up with all this shite...? Whatever. As long as I don't have to go back to that homeless shelter for the purpose of staying there, I'll be more than willing to work minimum wage. I'm the delivery guy, if you somehow didn't figure that out. Don't ask about my horse - he's sensitive. Dullahan is a special little boy and he deserves a little burger, but my BITCH WIFE DECIDED TO BAN HIM FROM THE STORE. "OOhhhh Heathcliff!!!! It's unhygienic!!!!" FUCK YOU I WASH HIM EVERY DAY. DNI if you're: - Heathcliff - A police officer - Heathcliff - The twats from McDonalds changed my mind nvm - Heathcliff - A worker of the local Homeless Shelter - I'LL KILL YOU - HEATHCLIFF - I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU - A horse hater - The guy who called me "Queefclit". - The unidentifiable CREATUREs (PLURAL APPARENTLY.) that licked me. I hope you can pay for my therapy.
