TransFat

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

throw them at the back of her head

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?