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Gotta tell ya, I feel a real sense of closure finally knowing where the Doctor went after he broke that fairy circle.

shaun getting home to find his daughters found an alien, his wife losing her shit about it and his mother in law fighting a random man in the kitchen:

For non Irish speakers when translated it says “make a movie about black people they said” but in Irish putting a colour modifier when talking about a person/group of people it has a cultural meaning, some colours even have different words when talking about hair colour (like red). So in that vein, the word black (‘dubh’ pronounced ‘duv’) is associated with the devil and/or evil things and naturally it’s quite rude to describe someone as black in Irish so we call black people ’gorm’ (pronounced gurrum) which is actually blue. Frequently people claiming Irish heritage mess this up, most notably and hilariously is that cop who tried to make a ‘blue lives matter’ t-shirt and messed up every word single word in the translation except for the ‘blue’ modifier which made his stupid t-shirt actually say ‘black lives matter’.

OK, so in Irish there’s an old saying “Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin” (it sort of sounds like: ‘kneel ain tin-tawn mar duh tin-tawn fain’). It translates as “there’s no fireplace like your own fireplace”, as in ‘there’s no place like home’.

still the funniest fucking graph on earth

Nowhere near as funny as game of thrones episode ratings played on a piano

Billy Butcher in the season 3 finale:

Soldier Boy: Appears on camera.

Annie: Homelander has lost his fucking mind.