birds and memes are all i have going for me .

where is h e going

bag of wees

weed

do not reblog this

I meant to say bag of weed

I’m pretty sure aliens exist and know about us but choose not to interact with us because we are terrible.

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

☃

Let see what happens

I need I need I need

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

He has risen

I love this