i, like logan couture, was punched in the face by a toronto man today

whys there no vid of a high-profile canadian player in canada getting decked in public

ive got the tyler seguin sex tape but yall aint ready for that

everybody say thank you and welcome back to radim simek

hey look on the bright side, the sharks suck right now but the kings suck more! and isnt that what really matters?

i hereby curse the sharks with being good at hockey

you’re welcome

god I’m so glad it’s hockey season again so I can put on a game and then spend the entire thing scrolling through my phone and not paying any attention to what’s happening, but enjoying the background noise of pucks thwacking into stuff

do we just keep playing the same game over and over again like am i stuck in my own personal shitty version of groundhogs day???