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a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

thinking about younger dan being so excited to show phil about all his little interests because he finally had someone who he knew would listen and support him

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here