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caution ! tghey are putting stuff in the water that makes you pee.

what if instead of jabba he was called jobber the hut and he earned so.much money

transpgobic Gandalf: you shall not pass!!!

cyclops getting bullied at school: heh. watch out, two-eyes!

alternate reality where the romans also got jesus after he came back to life and they slime him out again. and its judas once more and he goes "heh... it looks like 👀 you've been... double crossed!" and then a cool explosion goes off in the background

newgen genie that lost his house in a bet and now runs around with a little sign that just reads as "rub me twin"

jack black at the club: disco jockey!!

Star wars bbc headline: Alderaan exploded

imagine he just wakes up in three days

sleeping experts always be like yeah just meditate in a cave before sleeping. just cleanse your soul, breach samsara and don't drink anything for precisely 64.83 minutes before going to bed. don't use your phone for 4 hours before sleeping. fuck

do you think that anteaters ever get excited for dinner

my hero academia if it was cool: hey guyts check out my cool awesome kirk

dream blunt rotation except just with your plushies mine are: -big ikea bear -my oldest plushie, a teddy bear -a small octopus called meth -daisy, a bunny

downloading more RAM but it's just a 300 hour step by step guide on how to manufacture it yourself in your basement

gay guy who's on Tumblr trying to understand how bottom surgery works: so... none dick left balls?

girl who has a mysterious penis size. she doenst know. the fae stole her penis length. nobody knows. its a cognitohazard, you forget its length upon seeing it