Tamadin

please remember that if your stomach didnt fold when you sit, slouch, or bend over your tummy skin would rip in half when you stood up again

this is both terrifying and reassuring. thanks

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

finally someone said it

Maybe alcohol nearly ruined their family. Maybe they had a parent who got drunk every night and had hidden stashes of alcohol around the house. Maybe they had a parent who drove while drunk with them in the vehicle on more than one occasion which is scary to think about. Maybe they had Christmas and Easter and nearly every holiday ruined because of a drunk parent. Maybe they have seen the effects and felt the hurt of a family member who is an alcoholic and so they have no desire to drink and THAT IS OKAY.

Amen. 

Gyms should post by every machine a QR code that when scanned, brings you to a novice-friendly instruction video on how to use it.

Reblogged by me, someone who has never been in a gym. 😂

Everything you love is here

ok what the fuck

Do you think unpopped popcorn kernels feel like survivors, or utter failures?

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

what goes around comes back around hey my baby