curations

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

in german they dont say i love you they say "Ich möchte dich in Öl kochen" which is largely untranslateable into english but means something like "i will carry the sky for you" which is so cute

Uhhhhhhhhhh my German might be a bit rusty but that seems incorrect 🧐

my german isn't rusty. it's correct

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

“Light, the most glorious soul of all.”

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

They really used to play pumped up kicks like it was nothing