Anal Love Couple

Leather flower ring, makes me think of another brown flower.

Tattoo masterpiece on a woman’s most intimate spot.

Most of the time my fingers (and sometimes my tongue) suffice for anal foreplay, but every now and then I use the left plug. Moving it completely in and out her rectum creates intense anal excitement with my wife (who wants anal penetration as deep as possible), and its tapered body stretches and relaxes her sphincter repeatedly. After that it’s so loose that penetration is very easy, like entering a silk purse. She found the right one not to her liking, and we don’t use it any longer.

“I still haven't figured out how many ass-fucks per four-ounce tube [of K-Y]. Probably about eleven. At $4.19 a tube, that is about 38 cents a fuck ... add that to the price of a condom (thirty-six for $14.99) at 42 cents, and the best thing in the world costs less than a buck. Then I found the tubes discounted at Costco, two for $4.00, and bought six. That brings the whole affair down to 60 cents per cum shot. (Ass-fuckers: use dark glasses for K-Y shopping and don't turn around in the checkout line: they're all staring at your butt in disbelief. )”

My wife’s brown jewel, and my favourite entrance.

Hetero anal sex diagrams are non-existent. This gif, which is to be found all over the internet, is the only one I know of. Unfortunately, it stops when penetration (doggy style) is shallow. The original gif was called “surprise buttsex” and contained some more hentai frames with facial expressions. I’d welcome any information about the artist.

One of the best anal toys is the Anoscope (Sani-Scope™ ), an anal speculum consisting of two parts made of clear hard plastic. It’s intended for medical use, but can also be purchased from adult shops. Keeping the parts together, you apply lube (especially on the round tip)  and introduce the speculum by pushing on the ring only. The whole glides very easily and without any discomfort. Once fully introduced, you withdraw the part with the ring. The outer tube remains inside, opening the anus and fully exposing the rectum. To an anal lover, the view is breathtaking. It’s the greatest “anal awareness” a woman can have, knowing her love tunnel is fully open, its natural defenses bypassed, and its full length invitingly exposed to the air. If she takes a shower wearing it, she can direct the water jet inside and clean her rectum, more easily than by enemas or other types of speculum. Beware! Stuff drops on the floor, and may do so even after the water is cut off.

A photo by Schlosser Saunal found on Wikimedia: the entry hall of the municipal bath in Strasbourg. I like every aspect of it: the delicious buttocks, the oculus high up suggesting some other “brown eye”, and even the caption “ravishing entry rotunda” (ravissante rotonde d’entrée). A ravishing round entry it is!

This beautiful ode to the female behind is a wood sculpture by the Irish artist James McLoughlin. Sold, unfortunately not to me!

In later posts, I’ll give more quotes—plenty to choose from! 

I’m told it’s some famous mathematical curve.