Loafter's the best medicine! Puns that get better by the dozen

We have an interesting story for you today listeners: The city council would like you to remember that wheat and wheat by-products are bad.

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Wheat can we say? There’s nothing butter than a loafly bread!

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wheat byproducts are delicious!!!

LEGALIZE!

I saw the reblog and then I saw the name. I’m proud of the bread movement in nightvale.

Thanks! We're always in kneed of supporters

wheat byproducts are delicious!!!

LEGALIZE!

Wheat a bun-derful message! We too hope your holidays are loaf-ly this year and absolutely amaizeing

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What do you kneed, friends?

Hey!

Wheat’s up, snake friend?

I’m making bread

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What do you kneed, friends?

Congratulations! Make sure to fill out the proper forms and submit them before the birth!

Yes! We will, 200%.

We can send over a file with some tips on a wheat-free baby diet if you’d like?

Or, and we may be going against the grain with this, but rye don’t you try a loafly wheat-filled diet instead? :DDD

come find out

Congratulations! Make sure to fill out the proper forms and submit them before the birth!

Yes! We will, 200%.

We can send over a file with some tips on a wheat-free baby diet if you’d like?

Deadly misunderstood snakes. Doughnut breadily assume they are evil!

I love daggers……and knives….. swords…..

If it has a blade it’s fucking sexy and that’s that

I agree with these statements.

Cecil go back to bed, you’re very ill

What a loafly drawing! We absolutely adough it