the dust system

very important when brewing your own ice to fit your water bottle that you check how big your water bottle actually is. cannot stress this enough

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

they tried to cool off the bluesky servers in the pool again

I still can’t believe Ivankov is a real character. Like, he’s queer. They’re an armed resistance fighter. She went to jail for crimes against the government. He started a secret drag club there. They’re canonically the queen of the queers. They survived the hunger games. He has blackmail on one of the former warlords and is the sister-in-law of another. They use all pronouns. She uses no pronouns. Their gender cannot be contained by a single pronoun so vhey made their own. They canonically go to war on high-heels, acrylic nails and fishnet stockings. He’s the human embodiment of HRT. They’re the trusted friend and ally of the most dangerous man in the world. She can literally command armies. There’s an entire island of queer people who’ve sworn loyalty to him. They fear no god they ARE their own god absolutely amazing character in a shonen manga 10/10 will never be replicated again HEEEEE HAW!!!

i love to make up minecraft parodies of tiktok songs while i'm playing games. this is the only right way to age regress every other way is wrong

and steve, you're early. your life's work was dirtied by the creeps. who explode you. only to mine, only to mine you out. they saw you crafting in the chest room now they'll grief and destroy you. it's only small change, back to the redstone farm

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

[panel 1] I mean surely death can't be the ONLY victor

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

ive actually invested a lot of calories into my progeny so i don't think ill stop sitting on them once theyve hatched. just to be sure theyre safe