a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

Its a presentation it should count, haha thats basically hwk! Ofc ofc! No sweat on a reply either I just wanted to gush! ^^

we should all aim to live our lives with the joie de vivre of a saturday morning cartoon villain. wake up and see that it's pouring with rain outside? what a delightfully rotten day for my evil schemes. coffee machine breaks? a truly devious invention paralleled only by my wicked intellect.

bonus points for being fat, gay, and extremely confident in your own sex appeal like doctor robotnik

#noticing this is going around without the addition about being fat and sexy. reblog my post with the bit about doctor robotnik or i'm making you into hedgehog stew in the afternoon.

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

liking our posts?? but not applying??? make me question what we are . . . [caykun hair twirls]

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