Bumblebot

Hey guys I just thought this would be funny! Enjoy! (Btw, I limited myself to  ten fifteen transformers so I’m sorry if your fave isn’t up there.)

Optimus Prime: Your ass is grass and I’m going to mow it.

Megatron: If you teach me how to shoot I’ll teach you to regret teaching me how to shoot. 

Sunstreaker/Sideswipe: Quiet dignity? Have you met us?!

Bumble Bee: Oh it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.

Prowl: You’re my children and I love you but you’re terrible at what you do here.

Jazz:  Don’t tell me not to dance Dad!

Starscream: What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad, for another person? Is that a thing?

Soundwave: (*thinking*) You guys are a burden, you’re dead weight.

Knockout: Agh, someone has not aged well. What a butter-face.

Windblade: I just want to slap your hideous beautiful face.  

Ratchet: I can smell fear on you.

Ironhide: Almost dying is the best part of living it’s called almost live dying.

Hound: Why would I be horny? I’m not an antelope.

Chromia: Mommy doesn’t get drunk she has fun.