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the-queen-of-thedas

US election 2k16

undertaletext

hey wait whatever happened to the murder clowns? did that just suddenly end? i just realized ive seen nothing of that in a while

qozxe

one of them became president

flyingpurplepizzaeater

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

pidgeling

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

life-of-a-latin-student

present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum

interretialia

Recte!

flightcub

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

grizzlyhills

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

get out

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toshio

ssammys

paulbetttany

Marion Cotillard’s face is unreal

me: maybe.. i do.. want to be in a relationship.. perhaps.. that would be.. nice.. possibly

me @ myself, immediately: what the fuck is this? a nicholas sparks novel? shut up

wattpadfic-deactivated20170213

someone: so what is your biggest fear?

me, thinking about those times when you’re sat at a window seat on the bus and a stranger sits beside you trapping you there and your stop is coming up but you’re on a seat that isn’t near a stop button so you’re going to have to communicate with this stranger to move while the bus is still in motion and navigate to a stop button in time without falling but you’re bad at socialization and maintaining your balance: heights

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edrecoveryprobs

When someone asks me how I’m doing

(x)

just-shower-thoughts

You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

cheaphalloweencostume

*watches a mother and her baby at the store* *smiles gently* i cant wait to absolutely never have one of those things

A Cat: *is cat*

Me: Wow. Absolutely outstanding. Look at this. Please everyone please come see.

tabloidsores

hey its me pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video

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