It's memories made

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

literally I can’t believe there are real… breathing… fully functioning people who want to vote for this orange peel with a powdered donut resting on top of it…to be the president… of the United States….Wake up you stupid FUCKING assholes literally WAKE UP

the thing im looking forward to most about marriage / being with someone long term is raising dogs together tbh

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.