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Haha! Fork you.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
He slowly opens his eyes.
...huuh?
Boothill's sitting against a wall, smoking.
You're fudgin finally awake. Took you forkin long enough.
what happen
You just forkin fell over and fell asleep.
oh... did you fuck me-
Of course fudgin not! You were forkin asleep.
womp womp womppppp
Fork off. Now that you're awake I have some mother forkers to kill.
okay...?
You comin with me?
I realistically should get some sleep... can't kill when I can barely stand up!
Then forkin sleep.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
He slowly opens his eyes.
...huuh?
Boothill's sitting against a wall, smoking.
You're fudgin finally awake. Took you forkin long enough.
what happen
You just forkin fell over and fell asleep.
oh... did you fuck me-
Of course fudgin not! You were forkin asleep.
womp womp womppppp
Fork off. Now that you're awake I have some mother forkers to kill.
okay...?
You comin with me?
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Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
He slowly opens his eyes.
...huuh?
Boothill's sitting against a wall, smoking.
You're fudgin finally awake. Took you forkin long enough.
what happen
You just forkin fell over and fell asleep.
oh... did you fuck me-
Of course fudgin not! You were forkin asleep.
womp womp womppppp
Fork off. Now that you're awake I have some mother forkers to kill.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
He slowly opens his eyes.
...huuh?
Boothill's sitting against a wall, smoking.
You're fudgin finally awake. Took you forkin long enough.
what happen
You just forkin fell over and fell asleep.
oh... did you fuck me-
Of course fudgin not! You were forkin asleep.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
He slowly opens his eyes.
...huuh?
Boothill's sitting against a wall, smoking.
You're fudgin finally awake. Took you forkin long enough.
what happen
You just forkin fell over and fell asleep.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
He slowly opens his eyes.
...huuh?
Boothill's sitting against a wall, smoking.
You're fudgin finally awake. Took you forkin long enough.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
He eep.
Boothill leans downand checks his pulse.
Well, see you again maybe, if one of us ain't 6ft under soon.
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
buddy you'r a robot-
He passes out, falling onto the floor/ground/idk where they are.
Boothill just watches before placing a boot on his chest, and uses it to shake him.
You alive, bro?
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
I haven't slept in 36 hours
Those are fudgin rookie numbers. Oh yeah, you're only all flesh.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
i am going to pass out right now
Fudgin why?
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
also bomb
Heck yeah! That's more like it. Let's just forkin blow them sky high.
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Blade.
Huh. You don't seem like someone in to close combat, but you sure look it. How bout I cover you while you rush in?
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Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
I don't use guns
Well what the fork do you use then?
Like I said, we're just talkin. Just because my gun is pressed against your pretty lips doesn't mean that you're in danger.
(( @bullets-dont-argue ))
I'm pretty sure that does mean that...
Nah. Just havin a friendly chat, where the goal was for me to shut you up. I haven't done a very forkin good job, have I? Maybe I should step it up a notch.
Nonono! There's no need!
Heh. If you say so.
He spins his pistol around before holstering it.
Im going insane
If that's what you really forkin think.
I think you should do something unexpected
I thought I already fudgin did. No one expects me to nyah. It's a forkin riot to watch cuties faces when I do it for the first time in front of em.
You have a point
Also I ain't a forkin dancin monkey.
dance monkey dance
Forkin fork off!
Fudgin shut yer trap!
make me~
nOT WITH A GUN THIS TIME
But that's the easiest forkin way! If it ain't broke why fudgin fix it?
well I broke your gun.
He has stolen his gun, he is now twirling it on his finger.
FUDGE YOU YOU BLUBBER FORKIN SON OF A NICE LADY. YOUR DAYS ARE FORKIN NUMBERED.
He quickly loads the gun on his arm and spins the cylinder before pointing it at Sampo.
Last words, you forkin son of a nice lady‽
uhhhh... don't shoot me?
You shoulda though of that before you broke my forkin gun. Now hand it over!
wait waitwait- I didn't break you gun I meant... I broke your ability to use your gun... cuz it's in my hand...
That vetter be forkin true! Now hand it the fudge over.
mmmm... then don't shoot me
Hand it over and I won't have to.
go catch it.
He threw it to the other side of the room.
Boothill dove after it, catching it before it could hit the ground.
Would it kill you to be forkin gentle with her?
Her? Didn't know guns had genders.
They don't really. I just know this one here, she's a beaut.
She's a gun.
And a forkin trusty one at that.
He spins it around before holstering it.
Okay now what
Fork if I know. I have some IPC sons of nice ladies to put 10 feet down soon.
Sounds like fun!
You want to help?
Hmmm... do you need em dead?
Yep! That's all!
Hmmm... I have an idea
Tell me.
I bite em? Kill them. I don't really have a plan you can distract em
We don't need a plan for this one. Just shut your trap and shoot.
