mycelia are cool

They’re called the silent generation because they’re mostly dead which seems pretty prescient

They’re called boomers because those dudes loved New Vegas. Also pretty prescient.

They’re called millennials because one will live so long the average lifespan of the rest is in the thousands. Forward-thinking!

They’re called zoomers cause they wanna go fast

ill print more & sell some of these! if u want an email notification when I add prints to my shop (probably in june): saildraws.substack.com

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE