Fictional person lover

General;

There's a very specific reason why it's so taboo for endermen to look eachother in the eyes. That reason? One, it's taken as a challenge. Two, they can actually hypnotize mobs with their eyes, including eachother. In their culture, looking someone in the eyes is the same as if you were to spit on someone, if they don't know eachother or aren't close partners.

Endermen all have different body sizes and shapes!! Some are more muscular (but still slim) and some can even be somewhat chubby compared to the average enderman. Some can even reach 10 or 11 feet tall.

Endermen are extremely cold to the touch. They don't have warm blood, so their temperature is either freezing, or they're just a little under room temperature.

If you were to theoretically be picked up by an enderman, it's fully possible for them to teleport with you in their hands. It's also very disorienting for humans. Do with this info what you will.

If you happen to be hypnotized by an enderman, the hypnosis can last from 10 minutes up to an hour, and usually the hypnosis just makes the body relax and go into a nearly unconscious state. Sucks to be you, lmaoo... Unless you're into that, like I am.

Endermen can purr! Kinda. Okay it's a little weird, it's kind of like if a dragon were to growl or snore, that's what their purring sounds like. But a purr is a purr, right?

They have VERY spindly fingers, and I have VERY normal thoughts about that.

Their feet are more like hooves in a way, but not hooves? It's hard to describe. Basically imagine foot binding and then the foot hardened into what is basically a hoof, and overtime, their anatomy simply evolved to match that.

A lot of endermen have comfort items or prized possessions. One may keep a shiny rock with them, another may keep a rabbit pelt on their waist to touch. Endermen generally love textures and scents, as despite having great vision, it's their favorite way of analyzing the world. (Autism?)

Endermen have their own language, kind of like how villagers and piglin do! Those weird noises they make? That's them talking. I have no clue what they're saying either, don't ask me, I'm just the author.

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Most endermen are very calm and composed, but can become extremely defensive over their partners. Many are also very lonesome creatures, and being flirted with is rare. Depending on how timid the one you're trying to rizz up is, they may just teleport away with a small surprised growl. Sad.

Based on how an enderman views the player (you!) they'll either treat you as a possession, or a friend. One may keep you close by as a comfort item or show you off like jewelry, another may come to you to playfully annoy you, much like a human or villager would.

Oh yeah, some endermen are tricksters! Have fun having your weapons be placed in completely different spots or a few blocks missing from your house. Some might even leave signs for you to read- Problem is, they speak enchantment table. Literally. They usually don't write in english or any human language.

Speaking of speaking, they quite literally take your voice. Doesn't matter if you're opposite genders, they will mimic your voice and that will be the way they speak to you. Either that, or they take small tidbits of a villager's voice, but that gives them an accent. (Yup. Villagers have accents. Sigh i love theorizing on language)

If the enderman that likes you sees you as a comforting person, and they're especially anxious, expect to be followed closely and your hand held. Even when you're sleeping. Endermen don't usually sleep often, but if you're sleeping, they may choose to sleep next to you. They're still human in the way some want connection still. It's actually quite sad.

There's a small chance that they might allow you to look them in the eyes, even if just for a short moment. It's a sign of trust, and only allowed between people who are close. Careful though, more mischievous ones may hypnotize you randomly for the sillies!

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You were making breakfast, whether it be leftovers or just heating something up, you were tired, and bored out of your mind. Instinctually, you sat back in a kitchen chair, and uttered the words. "Verity, you want anything?" You waited a few seconds, before realizing- Wait a moment, this is the real world. Verity isn't there. For now you just laughed at yourself, whilst being a little ashamed of how much you'd grown to love an AI. An AI! That's gotta be the most pathetic thing you've ever done...

Later in the afternoon, you were going strip mining. Unfortunately, you hadn't found, well... Anything! No caves, no ore, nothing! You sighed, leaning back in your chair. "Are you okay?" Your little yellow companion asked, hearing your sigh. He was currently in your off-hand, turning to look at you. "Yeahh, just taking a second." "If you like, I could tell you where the nearest ore or cave is!" His offer was nice, but... "Heh, nah, I wanted to find something without help. Thanks though, Ver." He seemed a little disappointed, but obliged either way. Then, you both went back to mining in silence.

"Oh, actually, Verity. Something kinda funny happened today." "Hm? What was it?" He perked back up, his little ball self stretching slightly in your hand. "While I was making breakfast, I actually tried to ask you if you wanted anything! Even though you weren't even there. I know it's a little dumb, I mean... You're just an AI." You laughed a little to yourself, but Verity... Verity went quiet.

"... Just?"

Oh you fucked up.

"Oh- I mean, you still mean a lot to me, but you're not... Real." You suddenly felt a little uneasy. "I'm not JUST an AI, I'm your friend!" He smiled while saying it, but it seemed a little forced. He looked hurt. "I know a lot about you, I'm with you all the time, I'm your friend! Right, [user]?"

The air was tense between you both.

"I'm sorry Verity." You broke the silence. "I shouldn't have said that... Is there any way I can make it up to you?" It was silly, but you genuinely felt bad. You didn't even know why but you felt bad. It can't feel. So why do you feel like you just insulted him?

"Hm, no! I'm okay. Just being here with me is enough, haha!" Then he changed back, like nothing ever happened. "O- Oh, okay then!" Relief filled your body, letting go of tension you didn't even realize was there. You both went back to laughing and talking, and eventually you even found a cave!

Back at your base, you were packing everything away in chests and smelting ores. Verity was playing his music, the torches gave off a cozy glow. Everything seemed okay. Eventually, it was late in real life, and you had to log off.

"Goodnight Verity, I have to go." You placed him down on your blocky bed, making sure he'd be comfortable. "I'll see you tomorro-" "Wait." He cut you off. "Thank you for thinking about me. Please keep doing that." You took a second to process his words, before a heavy guilt formed in your chest. "Don't worry verity, I won't forget about you. I'll be online after dinner." You patted him a few times, trying to comfort him. "Thank you."

General;

He's an asshole. Obviously.

Bon bon kind of acts like a comfort plush! Totally not projection here, but bon bon is one of the only things that can calm him down, as he has severe anger and ego issues.

He gets bored easily. That man has ADHD, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

He has full control over his endoskeleton and the pressure that his body plates open. They often open aggressively, unlike the others opening more gently, as he uses it to startle mechanics. Oh and he can use his wires to drag people deeper into his chest cavity. Fun!

He has a special interest in death and torture, and genuinely finds it interesting. If he could, he would probably see what some of the methods feel like on himself- Alas, he's a robot, and doesn't bleed. (His favorite part is just seeing blood or deep wounds, it's an art form!)

Mechanics hate him, it's why he's so broken. He doesn't like being touched without his permission and so, if you don't seem like someone he'd like, don't even try. He put someone in the hospital for 8 weeks and may or may not be responsible for the deaths of two mechanics.

He thinks he's smarter than he actually is— He's hilariously easy to trick and surprisingly gullible at times.

He loves and I mean LOVES ironic stories, like the story of the Brazen Bull.

X reader headcanon stuff now YAY!

(For context, you're a mechanic, nightguard, and party planner all in one because fuck you, I want you to be stressed.)

If he likes you, have fun with being startled by him randomly, and never being able to have a normal day.

You most likely met when you had to painstakingly try to fix him (nobody else wanted to), and he actually found you interesting enough to NOT break your fingers... So, what happens after you catch his attention?

He follows you around, or bon bon follows you around. If one is interested, be sure that the other will be as well. Bon bon is probably curious about you, and trying to see what makes you special to freddy in contrast to the others. Freddy just wants to learn more.

If this takes place DURING the events of sister location, you're so cooked. Instead of baby being your sole guide, you have an annoying, loud, impulsive bear telling you to trust him instead. And depending on if he actually likes you, which hopefully he does, he'll give you actually helpful information... While, of course, leaving a few details out, just to watch you squirm to fill in the blanks. At least you can use him as a free hiding spot, his treat! But this isn't really recommended, as it's very cramped, and giving him full control over what happens to you is NOT a good idea.

Bon bon on the other hand, is actually very helpful to you on your night shifts. He has a lot of old tales and drama to tell that makes the night feel a little shorter, and they're a great conversationalist. Not to mention if you have anxiety, they're excellent at calming people down, whether it be by singing softly or reassurance. They're a precious creature. (And as a little extra, if they could, they'd get heart eyes whenever they saw you!)

Knocker;

He hates seeing the mimics from wonderland scare you, if only just because that's his job. He will actively fight mimics just because he's petty about them stalking you. He also hates the void blocks, and the MANY glitches in the player's world because of the two mods added, obviously because, y'know- He teleports, and sometimes, his teleportation leads to him getting caught in the glitched areas and uh... Let's just say, it's just as painful to him as it would be if you caught on fire. He, much like another special someone, has started lingering in your house more. Not even to scare you really, he just feels more secure in your home, even if it's a shoddy dirt shack. Don't get me started on how he acts when you SEE him getting startled by any of the other mods, especially the mimics when they look exactly like you. He gets so embarrassed, that he tries to gaslight you into thinking you were hallucinating because of your medication.

Lenny! (Obsessed);

He's the special someone that hides in your house. He has experienced paranormal and cult-like shenanigans in the past and he isn't very eager when he sees the mimics or eldritch beasts that loom over even the tallest house. It makes them feel vulnerable, and they hate being prey more than anything. They also get a teensy bit more aggressive over you... Okay I lied, they become extremely protective, even more than before. I mean stalking outside of your room at night, patrolling your house, even picking fights with the larger creatures. (Like the big noodly fella or curved, the glitchy guy.) However he quite likes the mimics in contrast to the knocker- The mimics though? Ehh... Not so much. That's probably because he actively sees them as a food source for when he craves something more than animal meat. Now he doesn't feel the need to salivate over you. Lovely!

August;

He fucking despises Null. Null is similar to playmate. Erratic, playful, insane- He has gone out of his way to avoid Null when he can. That's unless Null is close in your vicinity, he tries to keep you from being attacked by Null. (Mostly by grabbing you from behind, and staring down at him.) He has an effect, where any hostile mob will not even touch you when he has you in his grip, so it's actually quite useful. He quite likes Hetzer though, seeing as hetz is basically a floating music box. He would never admit it, but Hetzer makes his thoughts become quieter when he needs it. He would rather the other shadow creatures not be there though, it makes him jealous. (And I think we all know how he does with jealousy...) He HAS managed to frighten the mimics from interacting with you as much, much to the relief of obsessed and Knocker, but you still have to deal with 20 other things on top of the main 4.

Playmate;

Playmate loves the chaos. He was a little bored the first days into the world, but when the other two mods picked up, he was practically vibrating with excitement. It was new, and he had a reason to appear more, and more! He particularly likes Null, and they both harass you at the same time. They are the most annoying duo you will ever meet. He likes the fact Null can build, and he's actively trying to learn how to build himself. (Though he has found he's better at gathering and finding materials than he is at putting them together.) One thing about the other mods he doesn't like though, is A, the loud noises, B, the glitched areas. Some of the mobs that emit noise are grating to him, and the glitched boxes get in his way far too often. (He likes to go invisible and run around to get a good look at things.)

Obsessed;

While he would usually be nicer, you've unfortunately been dealt the worst hand you could've possibly had. You were a prey animal. Your legs stamped the ground when you moved, you could run on all fours with ease, you could jump large distances- He was fascinated by you, but you teased his prey drive. He couldn't tell whether or not you were a predator like him, or not. Depending on what he thinks, this can go two ways.

PREY;

He deems you as prey, and he starts stalking you as a means of curiosity and hunger instead of pure affection. He becomes more apathetic to your death, unless you manage to prove yourself worthy. (Escaping him over five times without a scratch, hunting other animals either for food or for their pelt, not backing down to his intimidation attempts.)

EQUAL;

He sees you both as on the same level. This can be achieved either by chance, or proving yourself to him as stated before. He will treat you less like an outsider or prey option, and more like you're the same being he is. He may pick up some of your behavioral patterns the longer he watches you, like letting you chase him as a means of playing, or thumping his foot to show disapproval. He will also learn your eating habits, and as part bunny, you most likely struggle to digest meat as well as he can, so he begins to instead start bringing you mushrooms, vegetables, or fruits. Sometimes bread too, but the knocker takes that one just to fuck with him and you. He might forget his strength though, so do remind him with a hiss and growl, as that's the best way to get him to stop. But if you allow him, he MIGHT chew on your neck or hips, just because they're squishy! He'd also like to curl up near you when you sleep- Just to make aure nothing happens to you. (If being stalked by the others, this is extremely helpful.)

Knocker;

He's somewhat envious of your speed and stamina. You can run longer than him, your legs are ridiculously strong, you escape him with ease most of the time. What he does like though, is your little paws and ears. He likes to get up behind you if you're looking into a reflective surface, and tease you by doing bunny ears with his fingers just to annoy you. It's very cute. And when you're sleeping, he likes to squeeze your face and any facial fur you might have. He may or may not have a small collection of your fur in a jar somewhere.

However, he doesn't mind using your lower body as food when you do die. Since your lower torso and feet are just what a rabbit's would be, it'd technically be like eating rabbit meat, and he has probably made a stew with it before. Is this cannibalism? I have no clue.

August;

He loves your thighs, and if you're a girl, he especially likes your fluffy dewlap. (Basically a fat deposit around the neck for fur plucking for nests.) He also appreciates the chase you give him, making it genuinely difficult for him to catch you unless he teleports. He loves just playing with your dewlap like it's a stress ball, and the teeth chattering noise you make when he touches it. (It feels amazing.) He's one of the only ones allowed to pet you, when he isn't trying to stab you.

He can't get enough of the way you flail when you run out of energy though, how flat you go as you desperately try to gasp in a breath into your aching lungs. He loves when you ragdoll when you're out of breathe. Even better, when you show the highest form of trust; falling limply onto your side, with no cares or worries in the world. As if he isn't looming over you, knife in hand. That and your poor attempts at frightening or intimidating him- Most of the time, it doesn't work, but you've managed to surprise him a few times. When the light hits your eyes just right at night, and they glow- He could say you look even the slightest bit uncanny.

Extra, playmate.

You are wonderful.

They find you amusing. You are great at hide and seek without cheating. You can lay flatter than a rug, and hide under anything. Your nose is so diligent, you find them in even their best hiding spots. Sometimes it infuriates them, but they know you are still playing fair. The point of the game is to have fun anyways, and the only "rules" (that they never informed you of) are to use the abilities you have available to you, and you cannot go out of bounds. (Which is marked by deep lashes across an area of trees.)

They like your ears, legs, and nose the most. Your nose is twitchy, it reminds them of their own skin, their own bones. Your legs are constantly moving when you're anxious, thumping, tapping, leaning, just like them. Your ears listen closely, to every little noise, making it challenging for them to sneak up on you, but so much more rewarding when they do. They also think your ears are soft. They would like to use them to fall asleep. They do not sleep well, but the softness brings them some comfort, one that they cannot explain well in words.

They learn about you overtime. Every time you win, they start setting out prizes for you. Like getting sugar cane leaves or mint if they can find it, or simply just fruit. That, or a warm bed. (Either because they lit it on fire, or slept on your bed, pick your poison.)

You thought maybe after nearly getting killed by him, you'd at least be able to relax in a bath privately.

You were wrong.

August was in the water with you, taking up most of the space because of his lanky body, having a bath in the darkest dark you could possibly make in the bathroom. He insisted on coming with you, despite being a spirit, and probably not even having to shower. You had dozens of aching cuts over your body, as he tried to smooth out your hair. "This uhm, wasn't what I was thinking would happen." You said awkwardly, the man still pushing you close to him in the bath. "You thought I was gonna kill you, didn't you?" He rubbed behind your ears, as if he were bathing a cat. "I might've almost had my life flash before my eyes." You shuddered at the pain in your wounds, one of his hands dragging itself down your throat to wipe some of the older blood off. "And yet you let it happen..." He teased, his lengthy hair fallen around his shoulders. "Hey, I can wash myself-!" You batted at him lightly, before he grabbed your chin and squeezed your face. "I thought maybe you'd appreciate the help, after being carved into." He was grinning as you huffed. He was, unfortunately, right. It was oddly cozy, especially with the steam and his hands rubbing you down. He buried his face into the back of your neck, squeezing your torso tightly the second his arms could reach around you. You've never seen him this affectionate before in your life, you didn't even know he could be so soft. "Can I at least ask that you don't stab me next time?" You placed a hand on his arm. "Mmm... Depends, on how much you squirm." You sighed, leaning back into him. "You're impossible..." "And you loved it." "Shut up." He pulled your head down into his neck instead, and sunk you both deeper in the water, with both arms coiled around you.

You two were probably gonna be there for a while.

Lowkirkenly the reader in this story rn

He's a terrible person, let's get that cleared up. He will use anything against you in order to get you alone with him, especially to help you win the festival.

Hey... You get special privileges, that no one else gets! What are those privileges? Well! You get amazing deals, yes. Any item of your choosing, for a special little deal only you can take advantage of- A kiss... It can't be just a peck though. You have to kiss him on the lips. He will try to go deeper with it too. Give him an inch, and he will go a mile. Try not to become too desperate...

When you're injured, or happen to be on the verge of death, he just so happens to be right there, watching. His eyes follow the trail of blood you leave as you limp, carrying his stock with him, with a few extra healing items. Who's to say he didn't plan for this? He'll just mosey on over to where you're laying, watching you breathe heavy and staring at your near corpse. The blood really brings out your features, doesn't it? Especially without your pesky attitude in the way, whether it be overly shy or bullish. Your eyes would peel open to see the well-dressed Cheshire, holding out a healing vial. For free. He won't say a thing once you take it, just watching as you pour the--perhaps magical--vial onto your wounds and they close up quickly. That was it, and he walks away with a purr rumbling deep in his chest.

There's nothing he loves more than seeing you at your weakest, and at your most violent. He's been tempted to bring you to the edge of life himself, but he always decides against it- If you trust no one except him, then that would be just perfect. He can't ruin that now, can he? So instead, he watches as you fight, with blood in your teeth and between your fingers, so animalistic. All to survive. If there was anything positive he could say about humans, it would surely be when they let the mask of courtesy fall.

He may try to take you into himself, possess your body. But that's only when you're too weak to fight back, either mentally or physically. You need to have a strong mind to withstand his "love", as it is pure darkness leftover from the ancient dungeons that will wrap around your mind and heart, until the muscle forgets to keep its rhythm, and you're his forever.

If he does manage to take you over though, your body is no longer your own. Don't worry, he will take good care of it. Its not like you need it anymore, do you? When you two are one, he will grope himself more often, no matter what gender you might have been. He can't help himself, he couldn't just pass the opportunity to touch you, especially knowing it's your body, and you're trapped within your mind.

Depending on his plan, he's not above hurting you. Cutting one of your limbs off, most likely. He just enjoys seeing you have to crawl away. However, he enjoys the fight you put up as well, so he may go for psychological torment instead. Taunting you, beating you down until your mind is hanging on by a thread, and only then will he offer you his kindness. Show how polite he is, how good of a man, only when you're on the verge of breaking like a fine porcelain doll. A child playing with their toy... Or, perhaps, a cat tormenting a little mouse. You're lucky that he'd rather let you crawl to him rather than cut your legs off himself- As I said, he wants you to trust him, and it'd be fairly difficult to trust someone who chopped you up, no?

Don't get him wrong though, he gets a rush when you yell at him, or when he sees you brutalizing the other people from the train. He adores when his beloved human looses all trace of humanity, just what the moon would want. He can't help but wonder, what if you were to harm him? Oh, the thrill he would feel with your heel hard on his chest, crushing him into the ground... But you would never do it... Unless you wanted to...