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"We can expedite this little game of cat and mouse. Does that sound good to you?"
Mr big dick back in town

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Girls who poo vs bitches who shit is genuinely the typa conversation Flame and Wemmbu were having when they were riptiding back to Flame's base on why the Law was hunting them down π
Paraphrasing:
"We shouldnt kill lettuce rn tho"
"What why??"
"Its bad for optics"
*laughs* "why does that matter??"
"How are you gonna trade bro???"
"Trade?? Wha- what are you tradng for" *still laughing*
"For gear? At merchant city. They love lettuce somehow"
"Ive been living off the mafia stash"
"You dont look like it...."
I am SO charmed by how honourable Flame is πππ hes so fucking sweet and polite and Wemmbu is a fucking bitch
Girls who poo vs bitches who shit is genuinely the typa conversation Flame and Wemmbu were having when they were riptiding back to Flame's base on why the Law was hunting them down π
End-dragon hybrid Wemmbu is extra funny to me when people pvp him complain about how he camps the sky and never comes down. Thats truly end-dragon behavior to me
Wifies inability to not mention parrot is so funny to me. He is only like this with parrot, like not even ken or wato. That is gay behavior
REAL HE DOESNT DO THIS WITH ANYONE ELSE ππ his bitchass referencing uu, odyssey duo, constantly thinking and talking about Parrot all the time!! Like bro??? We get ittt you love him π
Gen srs need more videos/streams with them interacting again. I MISS THEMMMM

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Fun bug fact! My first ever uu video was wemmbus 2 pros vs 1000 players episode and i did NOT understand a single plot/lore relevant thing and didnt know how they ended up there
Now that im here, top 5 wemmfrags episodes to ever exist
Parrot trying to private his relationship with wifies and barely mentions him in anything
Wifies yearning ass: "hi guys me and PARROT went to this location and we did this and that and also he watches that series because I recommended it to him, also thank you parrot for motivating me, guys remember this spyglass haha this is between me and my best friend, someone very important to me. Oh my god odyssey duo, my FAV duo, also guys i went to this event with parrotβ"
Parrot gatekeeping their friendship vs Wifies yappaglazetron3000 ππ
The amount of yearning and romantism inside Wifies is so fucking crazyyyy mans love Parrot so much. The fact that they meet up irl often enough is so cute to me too
I do think a part of the reason why there's barely any odyssey duo or parfies stuff nowadays and we only get brief glimpses through Wifies and his inability to exist without the implication of Parrotβ a part of is due to the sudden uprise of shipping during season 1 to early season 2 of UU then Parrot deciding that he no longer wants that, in my opinion.
To write a story and expect no ships is stupid in general but in a way, I do think it's cute how much Parrot covets his relationship with Wifies that he doenst want any outside force risk ruining it for him, yaknow
Mamaflame....
Zam's empire work uniform <3 ( from INIL)

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Just reported two group members to my proffessor who refuse to participate for our report (that we will be sending to the LOCAL GOVERNMENT BTW. AND IS DUE IN 3 DAYS.) ππππ i am a BITCH before i am a person
Wip !! Wemmfrags fic πββοΈ
My newest crack fic glimpse <3
Premise: Flame and Wemmbu meet each other at a con not realizing its the other because theyre in cosplay <3 (they have online beef)
No one talk to me i finally got the link to flames facecam horror stream oh my god. Ohhhhh my angel baby princess
Invisknight Γ Flame?
All Flame wanted was resources. He was running lowβ too many chungies wanted to pick a losing fight with him, a Wemmbu to find, Boosfer.
Merchant city has always been an easy go to. Flame had enough items to trade for pearls, but, of course, stupid Clownpierce and his nether monopoly and mobs hardly spawning making him one of the main exports on enderpearls. It's no longer an easy in and out of merchant city. He has to wait a bit for the next shipment. Okay, easy enough. Get into a silly argument with that loser aura farming to pass the time.
His knees scraped the dirt floor through armour. Dude? Invisguy? Invisknight? Seemed impossibly huge to Flame on his knees. He had the most grating voice changer on. Flame hissed at the bigger guy. He chucklesβ at least that's what he thinks a chuckle isβ at Flame. Gloved fingers rubbed on his lower lip. Whistling at the sight he made. His hand itched for his sword, it'd be so easy to fight this mystery dude but Flame had already agreed they fought each other with just hands to pass the time. Flame lost. Somehow. His ego was being bruised and battered this month. He forced his hands to stay on his lap, claws digging into his fist.
"Open your mouth,"
He glared at invisknight through his blindfold, "uhβ why should I?"
"Loser follows what the winner orders to right?"
He frowns, then opens his mouth. Invisknight lifts his helmet guard and veil slightly up. It reveals nothing just a glimpse of the inside of the armour. Invisibility was unsettling even if he was deeply familiar with it. Flame rapidly blinks at the sudden noise and wetter taste in his mouth. It tasted something like invisibility potions; sweet and bitter. He can't stop the whimpering noise, his throat bobbed.
"Don't swallow yet,"
His entire body tensed, he hopes his pleading eyes could be seen through the blindfold.
The taste of leather floods his tongue, forcing the spit deeper into his mouth and his own saliva to spill to the sides of his lips. It's tangy. In flavour, in scent. It tastes like a mixture of oil and sweat, and overwhelmingly leather. The fingers reach to the back of his tongue, his throat starts constricting, "swallow."
Flame tries as much as he can. His eyes sting with tears. "Anyone ever told you, you look good like this?"
He tries to shake his head 'no', tries to swear off at this weirdo. It's hard when there's fingers in your mouth trying to activate your gag reflex.
They go deeper somehow, he whines, starting to gag on it. The taste of the gloves genuinely awful. "That's where my cock is gonna go,"
SUPP! How are you doing bugg404?
I would like to ask if you think that Wifies gets turned on with some bird traits that Parrot has. Like, just imagine the both of them hiding from the mafia during the Farlands arc; Parrot being scared af, with a hand covering his own mouth just to make sure he doesn't make any sound. While his wings and feathers in general start to puff out of stress and fear, the silent flutering increasing as the footsteps of the iron trims keep getting louder and louder. Meanwhile, Wifies is barely holding it together. The predator hybrid's eyes glued to those beautiful wings, luring him to a path filled with sin and lust. What would it feel like? He wondered. What would it feel like to have those wings ruffle below him? With the owner still covering his mouth, but that time would be for a different reason, the pretty bird would shut down those lips because of shame of the sounds he could make.
Before Wifies control over himself could run out, a worried chirp took him out of his trance, only to be surprised when Parrot drags him outside and starts running. "Stupid mutt brain" Wifies thought so for himself "We're on the run again and I didn't know because of you".
Seriously though, if you think that Wifies does get horny when Parrot has an activity that resembles the behaviour of a parrot, would you say it could be because of this predator/prey thing they have? Like, is Wifies like that with Parrot because he's a hybrid or bro is genuinely just a little bit sicko?
(I'm SOO sorry if this has bad grammar. I'm just super sleepy and English is not my first language)
Yo yo yo !! Busy w my report π
I do think his attraction to Parrot's more avian traits are a mixture of instict and his own personal feelings. His feelings definitely influencing the "worst" of his insticts.
Wiifies tells people hes a husky hybrid, easier that way, soothes the nerves too. Most people wont admit to it but theyre wary of predator hybrids. Wifies wasnt even one of the bigger or more fantastical ones; just a wolf. He never mentions it or brings it up but he can smell fear. Being friends with Parrot means they end up in more situations than not. It used to be easy controlling the worst of it. Then hes being chased, hunted down, adrenaline constantly spiking in his body. He cant help but get excited too. His teeth aching for fresh blood.
Parrot smelled so sweet. His dear sweet best friend. Brighter than the sun and as stubborn as a mule. Wifies isnt foreign to having feelings for someone, its only natural. But the amount of trust Parrot places in him, baring his neck, letting Wifies preen his wings, chirping; its driving him crazy.
I think its a cycle for Wifies. His insticts fueling his feelings then his feelings fueling his insticts. He wouldnt let anything bad happen to Parrot. He just wishes he could get a taste sometimes
Ur good dw!!

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time for real gay bisexual AUs. Pirates of the Caribbean AU.
Wemmbu is William Turner, Flame is Elizabeth Swann, and Jaden is a Jack Sparrow; let say Hector Barbossa is LobsterMAN, James Norrington is uuuhhh Saparata mayhaps??? Lord Cutler Beckett is Letucce and Edward Teague is Linwyrm.
"Jaden!" Wemmbu was almost releved to see him.
"It's not possible..."
"Not propable", Jaden corrected ex-firstmate
"Where is Flame?"
Captain gave Wemmbu annoyed look. "She's safe," he reashured, "just like I promised. She's all set to marry Suparata - just like she promissed. And you - get to die for it, just like you promised."
Jaden spread his hands with a smile, looking really pleased with himself.
"So we're all men of our word really," smile left his face briefly as he added thoughtfully, "exept for Flame who's in fact a woman. Of her word."
and next but no least:
"Jaden: You would leave me for some boarding-school gal in her knickers?!
Wemmbu: Yes!
Jaden: >:0
Jaden: You man are all alike >:("
Hector barbossa as thelobsterman still sending me lowkey ππ
Pirates od the caribean au fr a wetdream good goddd. Unlike will turner i dont think wemmbu has an ounce of honour in that damn bastard... wemmbu seeing flame marry saps and swooping in oughhhhnnh
Jaden being annoyed that wemmbu is willing to leave him for flamw bless
My attempts at this au <33 ans bonus calypso!flame bevause... calypso!flame and davey jones!wemmbu....