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“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???

I’m disappointed that no one’s done a To Kill a Mockingbird one yet

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

scream at this gif

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake