*stands outside your house like this*

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Today's Document


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Love Begins
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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shark vs the universe

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@bugey
*stands outside your house like this*

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Sometimes your eyes cannot see the dream that happens in front of your own eyes. Artwork: @randominternational Video: @jesserieser Gallery: @pacegallery
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
great
Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???
I’m disappointed that no one’s done a To Kill a Mockingbird one yet
theres sort of a parallel reblog chain where i did this
she killed him with a fuckin look
The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

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“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”
[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]
reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind
the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post
Sunday morning
straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them
scream at this gif
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

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Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!
Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo
Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?
Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please
Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes
Them: ok what’s my total
Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer
Me:
Me: that’ll be $37.68
Them: thank you
Me: see you soon have a nice day

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ih my god … i love videos …