I slammed my dih down on the table. WIAT. MY HANDS GUYS ITS HANDS I DID NOT WRITE DIH MY HANDS SLAMMED DOWN ONTO YHE TABLE. Anyways.
โTHAT FUCKER IS BACK!!โ I yelledย
Val glanced up.ย โYEAH I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE FOR GOOD TOO..โย
โITS BEEN SEVEN YEARS!!โ
โYOU STILL PISSED HE ALMOST BEAT YOU THAT TIME?โ Val teased, leaning over.ย
โUh, fuck you?โ I glared.
โjust sayinngggggโ He drawled (I hate dialogue someone shoot me in the head)ย
โIVE GOTTA SEND A MESSAGE OF WHOS REALLY IN CHARGE NOW!!โ coughsย
IM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOUD STAYED GONEย
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERES A BRAND NEW DAWN
ONโ I yelled, my dih hard because God the thought of Alastor was just nghhjnnnnnn
โ(CAMERA SPEEDS ROLLING IN
WELCOME TO THE SHOW)โ some random bitch thing said in the backgroundย
AND WE'RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAS-BEEN WHO HAS BERN SEEN XAVORITING AROUND TOWN AFTER A SEVEN YEAR ABSENCEโ I cutely forget my line.ย
SO THE RADIO DEMON'S BACK IN TOWN
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DOE YOUR FAMILY
BECAUSE HE'S A LOSER AND A FOSSIL AND I DONT MEAN TO SOUND HOSTILE BUT THE DEMON IS A COWARD
YOU XAN TAKE THAT AS GOSPEL
STOP GIVING HIM THE TIME OD DAY
DONR LISTEN A WORD HED SAU
I HOPE HE HAD A NIXE VACAYย
BUT HE SHOULDVE STAYED AWAY
HELLS BEEN BETTER SINCE HE SPLITย
WHO FIVES A SHIR!!โ I yelled, screen static-y (gonna become a professional author trust.)
Alastor randomly popped in.ย
During MY villain monologue?ย
Who said he could DO TAHT???ย
GOOD TO BE BACK ON THE AIR
YES I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHILE
TREATED HELL HELL TO A BROADCAST
REJOICE!!โ he just interrupted the entirety of my song THIS UGLY FUCKABLE BITCHโย
โwhat a dated voice ๐๐๐๐๐.โ I scoffed, refusing to show my love for him.ย
โINSTEAD OF A CLOUT-CHASING MEDIOCRE VIDEO PODCASTโ he said confidently, flicking that gorgeous red hair of his id love to tug while he'sโย
I realized what he had said. โWAIT, COME ONโโย
โIS VOX INSECURE? ๐ฅบโ He mocked.ย
That you won't love me.โ I muttered defeatedly.ย
FLITTING BETWEEN THIS FAD AND THAT IS NOTHING WORKING??โย
IM SORRY??? THIS BITCG??--
ย โIGNORE HIS CHIRPING!!!!โย
โEVERY DAY HEโS GOT A NEW FORMATE!โ He pointed out.ย
โWell- WELL YOURE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE
BEFORE THATโโ I defended myself, because I can't let my fantastic reputation be ruined by this old times radio bitch who I did NOT have a crush on.ย
โIS VOX AS STRONG AS HE PURPORTS??
OR IS IT BASED ON HIS SUPPORTS?
HED BE POWERLESS WITHOUT THE OTHER VEESโ he exclaimed.
โNUH UH??? hES LYING?? I MEAN, OH PLEASE, HOW WOULD THAT EVENโโย
โAND HERES THE SUGAR ON THE CREAMโย
โHE ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS TEAM! ๐คฏโย
โI didn't!!โ I said Immediately.ย
โI DIDN'T DO THAT, HES LYING!โ I whined.ย
โI said no ๐
โ alastor said sassily.ย
โAND NOW HEโS PISSY, THATโS THE TEA ๐๐
โย
โALASTOR WHY DO TOU HAVE YOUR NAILS DONEย
WILL YOU TOUCH ME WIRH THEMโโ I yelled.ย
Alastor blinked at me and ignored that.ย
I realized what he had said.ย
โYOUU OLD TยกM3Y PR1CK 1LL SH0W Y07 S7FF3R1NGโโ
THE TV IS BUFFERING ๐ฅบโ he mocked.ย
โ1LL D3STR0Y Y0O000OOUU77U7UUโ-----โย
and then I fucking died in tv. (Don't worry I revive.)ย
โIM AFRAID YOUโVE LOST YOUR SIGNAL ๐ฅฐ๐โ he said In a sweet tone despite the fact he is NOT sweet he is very cold which is okay because I like my men abusive like MEโย
WOW thanks a lot alastor.ย
I powered back on then and cut in.
โThis is me Al.โ I said sadly. โDo you still love me?โย
GONEโ Alastor paused, looking at me with thosE EYES. ITS SO OBVIOUS HE WANTSME GUYS CMONN. โyes vox always.โ He said kindly.ย
โOH MY GOD REALLY???โ I yelled excitedly, my dih going even harder.ย
โI always love you.โ Alastor assured.ย
โIM BREAKING UP WIRH VAL HOLD ONโโ I said immediately, grabbing my phone and texting Valentino the EXCELLENT (maybe not so much for him) news.ย
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT CUNT ASS TWINK!!โ Alastor yelled, waving his hands.
I ignored that, I have better ideas on my mind.ย
โWILL YOU MARRY ME, ALASTOR ๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ฉถ๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐โฅ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโฃ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐งก๐๐ฉถ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐บ๐บโ I (s)creamed, dropping to one knee with a ring I had for ages, since I always knew this was going to happen.
I THOUGHT YOUโD NEVER ASK ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ alastor said immediately, flabbergasted and heartwarmed.ย
beautiful ๐ฅนโ he said, about to cry with the sheer beauty of the ring.ย
โI know right???? I knew you'd love it!โ I said cockily, flipping my hair that I definitely had.ย ย
โWE SHOULD GET MARRIED RIGHT THIS SECONDโ Alastor said, immediately looking for venues on my phone because he didn't have one.ย
โI knew you've always been GAY for me.โ I grinned, putting my hands on my hips and looking at my fiancรฉ lovingly.ย
โI'd bark for you.โ I said suddenly. โDid you know that. I can be a good dog.โย
โoh vox ๐ฅบโ he said, sobbing in joy.ย
โdo you want me to bark for you,โ I asked, already preparing to do so.ย
โOH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS YES ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ alastor exclaimed, waving his face with a hand to stop him from sobbing more.ย
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๐๐โ Alastor yelled immediately, grabbing me, aroused.ย
โIF YOU SAY SO ๐๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐คญ๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ซ๐ฉโ I moaned.ย
โwait no Iโm ace.โ He realized, unhanding me.ย
โso what?โ I countered.ย
I DONR CAREโ he said immediately put his hands on me again.ย
โanything for you vox ๐๐คญโ he giggled.ย
โlemme know when you're ready to fuck-- I mean whatโ I said, smiling.ย
And I waited like a year but that's okay id do anything for my man.ย
โIM READYYYYโ He shouted, tied in a chair.ย
โalr C'mere bby,โ I said leaning down.ย
โAw, arent you excited-โย
โYOU THINK YOUR LITTLE MOCKERY
THAT IM BAWLIN BOUT THE PAST THAT COULDVE BEENย
IVE BEEN SCHEMING THIS WJOLE TIMEย
AND ALL IVE GOTTA DO IS WIN!!
WITH MY RULESโ I yelled.ย
โTo fuck?โ Alastor asked.ย
I didn't hear that for a moment so I kept going, moving to unzip Alastor's pants thru the bondage.ย
I finally realized what he said.ย
โYes kitten whiskers,โ I soothed. โTo fuck.โ
I took a breath to continue my song, moving away from Alastor (but I had plans later so don't you worry.)ย
AT LAST YOUR CHECK IS CASHEDย
ULL LAUGH AT HOW YOU LOOK SO SMALL
YOU CAN TRY TO SQUIRM AND STRUGGLE AND IT WOULDN'T DO A THINGย
Alastor butt in again. โyouโre so obsessed with me ๐คญโย
โI am.โ I said deadpan. โI mean. Who said that. Haha.โย
โI KNEW YOUโD NEED ME HERE TO BE YOUR UNWILLING AUDIENCE WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR MARBLES IN ACT THREE-โย
IF YOU THINK I WONT END THIS TALE A RULERย
SO ILL KEEP YOUR SMUG ASS ALIVEโโ I yelled.ย
โTO SHOW ME YOUโRE NOT A LOSER??โย
THIS SMUG BITCH IM GONNA DUXK HIM RAWโย
โDo you EVER SHUT up???โ I yelled.ย
โonly when you tell me to ๐โ he said, then cleared his throat. โDONโT YOU FORGET,โย
โAlright bby โค๏ธโ I muttered. Then realized he was continuing. โthere he goes..โย
โYOU AINโT WON YETโย
โYOU STILL NEED ME LIKE YOU DID BEFOREโย
โSO CUTE, YOU RHINK I CARE??
AND YOURE MY BOTTOMEST BITCH
NO MORE AL THE HIGH AND MIGHTYย
NOW THAT IVE FLIPPED THE SCRIPTโย
Alastor was watching in awe of how hot I am. I'm sure of that.ย
โTHOIGH RHE RADIOS GONE BIGGER NOW RHE SHOW MUST GO ONย
AND BY THE TIME IVE FINALLY HAD MU FUNย
YOULL WISH THAT YOU HAD STAYEDย
I leaned closer to alastor, breathing heavily, inches away from his face, about to do what I had promised months ago.ย
Then I realized Val was there.ย
โyou guys should just FUXK already :3โ he grinned. โCan I film it?โ He asked.ย
I stared at him, horrified.ย
โyes please do I need to preserve this
what.โ Alastor acted like he hadnr said anything, ears pricked up.ย
Although it wasn't horrified this time.ย
โAlastorโฆ.โ I breathed. โThat's so sweet. This is why I married you a few months ago.โย
โYh Iโm sweet ๐ฅฐ,โ he flaunted. โOh vox youโre such a flirt ๐คญโย
And then we had sex for the rest of the night! I topped, trust me, trust us, Val filmed it.ย
90% taken from a convo I had with a person who I am no longer friends with (dialogue is taken from those texts). Alastor is VERY ooc apologies for that this is unserious for a reason I can write better I PROMISE GUYSโ
Oh yeah this is also just during don't you forget (reprise) and stayed gone because I'm too lazy to write anything else. There will be nothing else.
โAi will replace writersโ yeah sure bro id love to see them replace me.ย
TRUST US WITH YOUR FANFICS!