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Smash cut to the Champion beating Garrosh's head in with his own pauldron.

Wrathion: "I helped put an end to the Legion."

Smash cut to the Champion running through two Titans, absolutely fizzing on an adrenaline high equivalent to three buckets of uncut coke.

Wrathion: "And I led the charge against N'Zoth!"

Smash cut to the Champion dodging tentacles, fire, arcane, black arrows, and her own grief stricken hallucinations before being turned into an Azerite Battery while Wrathion stands on the sidelines offering encouragement.

Wrathion: "Clearly I should be the one to lead the Black Dragonflight!"

Like, we only really deal with the dangerous naturally invisible creatures, but there's also species of birds and insects and plants and so forth that are invisible. There's invisible rock formations (ever trip over nothing?). Invisible clouds. Invisible works of art. You cast See Invisibility and suddenly there's an entire invisible ecosystem that you can never really interact with normally.

Also you finally find out there's actually been a gnome sitting on the barbarian's head and livetweeting your adventures this whole time

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

"Astarion are you crying?"

"No. My eyes are just watering from this."

"Is that garlic? Are you just eating an entire bulb of garlic like it's an apple?? That can't possibly be good."

"Oh, goodness no. It's really quite wretched, actually. My mouth is on fire. Not in a vampire way, just in a 'taking bites out of a bulb of garlic' way. It's very painful."

"Why are you doing it then???!!"

"Wow. You really got him. I'm sure, somewhere, your former master is weeping at his own lack of ability to take bites out of raw garlic we found in some guy's bag in a putrid swamp."

Like, he only drinks animal blood but not because he doesn't want to hurt people, he's just never been allowed before. He hurts people all the time, it's one of his favorite things to do. He acts drunk after drinking a bear's blood because it kicked the shit out of him first. He's 200+ years old and still lvl 1. He's foppish and high class but has been eating rats and bugs in a crypt for 200 years. He can go out in sunlight and gets sad if he's underground because he misses the sun. He lies all the time but he's a terrible liar so it's always super obvious. He's brooding but also whiny. He has no reflection but mostly is just sad about it because he misses petty vanity. He's suave but his sense of humor is essentially "man slips on banana peel" and he'd lose his mind laughing at basically any Money Python Sketch. He's so extremely, powerfully bisexual.

Wasp-mimic tiger moth, Gymnelia nomia, Arctiini, Erebidae

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