I LOVE FAT MEN AND WOMEN

there’s a lot of stuff going on in the world right now and I know we as a species has lost the plot a bit but I didn’t expect part of that would include, like, getting a second moon

*gets in my little RC car* *drives up to giant you* *does a lap around you* *does another lap around you* *does another lap around you* *does another lap around you* *does another lap around you* *does another lap around you* *does anoth

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

Black women are always right

im writing you a prescription for 15 plushies

Fictional boyfriend doing a big stretch and his shirt rides up a little bit and his stomach is visible and I think my brain is no longer there

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation