don't go without me

me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom

How is tuesday higher than monday???

on Monday you’re still living off the high of the weekend but have accepted that it is about time you actually did some work. by tuesday you have grown to resent it again but the week is still far from over

We’re abba fans first and humans second

can netflix make an interactive episode of stranger things where i have the option to let will byers have a good day for once in his life

what id like to see is like a remake of the alamo or the titanic or something but they make it so there’s a happy ending.  like 95% of the movie is historically accurate but at the end it all goes right

stop your addiction to being right

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

some people who call themselves feminists are absolutely allergic to holding men accountable for anything & all they wanna do is talk about a nebulous concept of toxic masculinity as if adult men dont make the choice to be violent every day & arent capable of self reflection