This isn't an expedition. It's an execution.

trans men are men

nonbinary people are valid

iron lung, right

hhhgnnmghnmngnmnggggggg

im about to watch so many video essays on the lore oh my GOD dude

We're gonna foster a cat to see if it kills my father and the one were looking at in the shelter is named Rizz and I kinda love himmmm he kinda looks like garlic if he was smart

for reasons I will be red, my older brother will be purple, and my younger brother will be orange

“WHICH ONE OF YOU LEFT A SHIT IN THE TOILET” “no way that was me. My shit dont stank that bad” “yeah that was me mb”

*holding the handrail so I don’t crumple down the stairs* “Skill issue” *trips and nearly eats shit”

“[little brother] you’re the only person with an inkling of sanity in this family” “I nearly ate an angel’s trumpet :)” “the dog has more sense than you.” “Buddy we were just talking about how poisonous and deadly they are PUT IT DOWN OH MY GOD”

“I’m gonna throw you into the lake” “and then you’ll jump in and become a fish” “I’m going to drown both of you.”

“DUDE DUDE HOLY SHIT ITS A PEACOCK THERES A PEACOCK WHAT THE HELL” “no it’s not OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU RIGHT” “I wanna pet it” “NO”

“if you break my camera we’re no longer friends” “you never said we were friends again after work???” “Yeah well we’re friends now but if you break my camera I have no choice but violence”

my brothers and father only got a fucking cough

my brothers and father only got a fucking cough