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i know he's like married to a woman or something but he kind of has a gay voice

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Watched the entire autism livestream and the lore drop that he told Erin he loved her like 4 weeks into dating is fascinating to me and making me feel some type of way. Huh.
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The Great Pretender - Coldplay interview [Q Magazine (August 2002)]
The Great Pretender
Who is the real Chris Martin? Is it Coldplay's starlet-squiring, bandmate-beasting rock star megalomaniac? Or the cred-hungry, sexually confused posho, fretting about Radiohead and male pattern baldness? “There's so much to tell you. I'm excited, but I'm nervous too,” he warns Michael Odell.
Photographs by James Dimmock
In August 2001, Chris Martin decided he was going to forget self-doubt and paranoia and flex his newfound rock star cojones by inviting Australian singer Natalie Imbruglia on a date. He had, he says, “fancied her for ages”, and was in a position to wow her with a considerable flourish of his new cachet: Coldplay were supporting U2 at Dublin's Slane Castle, and would she like to come along?
It augured well for love: Coldplay received a rapturous reception and then, in the middle of U2's set, Bono segued into a few admiring bars of Yellow. The Irish roared. Admiring Bambi eyes turned Martin's way.
“Fame is bullshit,” he says today. “But that was a moment where even I thought, You lucky bastard. Enjoy it!”
Martin declines to say how the relationship developed afterwards, though we may guess from the rueful floorward glance and the observation, “Actually, I behaved like a twat”, that it wasn't all it might have been.
Yet, in a way, it was a perfectly satisfactory Coldplay evening. For in order to make new Coldplay album A Rush Of Blood To The Head the rollicking collection of regret, sorrow and paranoia that it is, Martin says he maintains three constants in his life: 1) a turbulent relationship with women, 2) a fear that he might soon die, and 3) a preoccupation with hair loss.
The evening at Slane Castle clearly provided fresh material on 1) but also heartening news on item 3), he notes.
“I'm 25 and I'm really worried I'll be bald by next year. But someone famous, someone who knows, told me Bono's had a hair transplant. Can you believe it? Bono? Some of those tufts have been stitched in. So there's hope for me yet.”
“I wouldn't want to be in U2. I am already in one of the best bands in the world.” Chris Martin
Q meets Martin, bassist Guy Berryman, guitarist Jonathan Buckland and drummer Will Champion in a North London photo studio. With an album's worth of “the best music we've ever written”, not to mention reassuring “Bono's syrup” news, the mood is decidedly up. For Berryman, Buckland and Champion this means they smoke cigarettes and mumble amiably. For Martin it means he zings round the room like a child buzzing on too many food additives.
“I'm excited. There's so much to tell you. But I'm nervous too. What if I fuck it up?” he muses before approaching to inspect Q's hairline.
“I'm worried mine's going. And worrying makes it go quicker!” he trills.
Martin admits to being nervous around journalists and from one moment to another can be guarded and extravagantly entertaining.
“How can I be normal with you watching?” he asks before deciding he won't be and launching into a barrage of Alan Partridge-style jokes and indiscretions.
“We're not Travis, OK? We've just been doing horse off a hooker's back,” he deadpans before archly narrowing an eyelid.
“I'm incredibly excited by what we've done,” he beams later. “The danger was we'd make a half-arsed, shitty, bargain bin, average follow-up record with songs not half as good as Yellow. I'm not interested in, Here are some off-cuts of the first album and I've got loads of money and coke and I'm in OK! magazine. That's bullshit.”
“Yeah. That's our next album,” says Buckland, looking up from his evening paper.
A Rush Of Blood To The Head is all the more eagerly expected because it almost never happened at all.
“After we'd recorded Parachutes we had one song left – In My Place,” recalls Martin. “Apart from that I was dry. And I thought, That's it, we're done. But when Jonny played me the guitar for In My Place I thought, Well, we have to record that. It's the best thing we've ever written. And that was the song that saved us.”
It's been worth the wait. On the new album, the intimate, soul baring of Parachutes has evolved into the monumental world jitters of Politik and the menacing darkness of the title track.
Politik was written on 13 September last year: the day the band were supposed to fly to America. The portentous clattering of guitars and Martin's falsetto cry of “Open up your eyes!” make it the best, most daring thing the band have recorded.
Meanwhile, a new consultative role for Ian McCulloch lends Clocks and Daylight a beautifully stark touch of The Cutter-era Echo & The Bunnymen. And, of course, Martin's anti-Casanova talents mean the relationship autopsies so beloved of Parachutes recur on the lovely Warning Sign, The Scientist and In My Place.
“It's tremendously exciting to be in our band because you hear something you like, learn how to do it and steal it,” beams Martin. “It's like stealing cars and welding them together. We've stolen the Bunnymen's cars, The Cure's car, the Stones' car… Everyone!”
Q waits for the disclaiming wink from Martin, but it never comes. Instead, just like last time, he urges the world to make the most of Coldplay while it lasts.
“We're empty again now. Drained of ideas. Who knows if we'll do it again?” he says.
“I honestly can't tell you where another one would come from,” agrees Buckland.
It's barely two years since Coldplay released their debut album, Parachutes. Quickly embraced as a gothic Travis, worthy successors to the guitar territory newly vacated by a weirded-out Radiohead, they have spent a good part of that time threatening to implode.
Formed in autumn '96 by Buckland and Martin during their first week of term at London's University College, they recruited bass guitarist Berryman after he confronted them in a student bar and demanded to be in their band (“We couldn't really say no,” says Buckland.)
Early influences were resolutely uncool: Sting and Simon & Garfunkel. Even so, they'd soon written 10 songs, including an early prototype of Don't Panic, while recruiting a drummer.
“We knew of a good drummer,” remembers Berryman. “We played him Panic and he said, No. We just couldn't believe it. Even then there was a feeling of, But what we're doing is great. Why wouldn't you want to be part of it?”
Will Champion was in the UCL hockey team with Martin. Champion suggested his roommate as a drummer. At the appointed hour he set up his kit but then went to the pub and didn't return. Champion, an aspiring guitarist, agreed to keep time for the rehearsal and The Coldplay were born. Their name was borrowed from another UCL band who had discarded it. Their first gig at Camden pub The Laurel Tree followed soon afterwards.
“There was no Plan B,” says Martin. “Meeting Jonny was like falling in love. He could make all the ideas work and we were writing two songs a night sometimes. And I was starting to get more of a musical education, Jeff Buckley and Radiohead.”
“The danger was we'd make a half-arsed, shitty, bargain bin, average follow-up record with songs not half as good as Yellow.” Chris Martin
Berryman is more circumspect. “We were more than capable of producing shit. But the longer we went on, you could tell Chris had the magic. I'd given up my engineering course because I hated it and started a degree in architecture. I gave that up as well.”
Initially, the omens weren't great. A&R man Dan Keeling hadn't been working for Parlophone long when he saw the band, now simply Coldplay, at Cairo Jack's, an Egyptian-themed pub in central London in December 1998.
“I wasn't really that enamoured,” says Keeling. “I thought Chris had something. He was quite charismatic. But the sound wasn't there.”
By March 1999, Keeling had received the Safety EP – 500 copies of which had been funded by Martin's old schoolfriend – and now Coldplay's manager – Phil Harvey.
“I spent £1500 pressing them up,” says Harvey.
The EP contained Bigger Stronger and No More Keeping My Feet On The Ground. The latter impressed Keeling.
“It just overwhelmed me. I wanted to stay cool but I could only hold off calling until Saturday morning. I met Phil, but Chris couldn't come because he was doing his exams.”
In the exam room Coldplay performed with smarty-pants ease. Martin got a first in Ancient World Studies; Buckland a 2:1 in Astronomy; Champion a 2:1 in Anthropology. 1999 should have been a summer of excitement, but it almost ended in disaster.
Coldplay entered the studio to record their major label debut, The Blue Room EP. Suddenly, overawed by the pressure and consumed by the idea that they must now become “more professional”, Chris Martin turned on the band – and on Will Champion in particular.
“Things were going wrong in the studio and I told Will it was his fault,” says Martin. “He'd be out of time once and I'd be telling him he was shit.”
Champion walked out.
“It was an awful time. For a week Coldplay didn't exist,” continues Martin. “And it was all my fault. I thought to myself, You fucking twat. I was so nervous of us fucking up our chance I'd become obsessed with whether we were a technically good band or not. I apologised, but I felt I had to pay, so I got drunk.”
In a strange act of penance, Martin forced himself to drink beer, then vodka and Ribena at Berryman's flat. Berryman left him alone to go and meet his girlfriend, and returned to find Martin begging for mercy in his toilet.
“He's not been drunk since,” says Berryman. “Chris brings quite enough spice to our lives without alcohol being involved. When his energy is up he's brilliant. Creatively he's great. But when the energy is down, it makes things tough. That was a horrible time which I could never go through again.”
But perhaps the crisis was the making of Coldplay. With Champion back on board, it was decided the band would only survive as a fully democratic outfit. Though Martin initiates all the songs and writes the lyrics, it was decided all members would be credited equally and royalties should be split four ways. And if one member left, they would all call it a day.
“I don't want all the fucking money,” spits Martin. “I don't want any more than the others. Do I really want to spend two weeks in court some way down the line arguing with my closest mates about who wrote what? Not all bands work that way and I've got into arguments with some about it. But going through that experience made me realise that our chemistry is special. I can't do it without them – all of them – and vice versa.”
It also meant that Martin's evangelical leadership was toned down. A band rule dictating that anyone doing cocaine would be sacked was also downgraded.
“We're not a druggy band,” says Berryman. “But basically there was a time when Chris was following Thom Yorke very closely and he read something he said and suddenly it was, If anyone does coke they're out.”
“The cocaine thing is less strict now,” says Martin. “That was me. I was being sensationalist. I just get these passions about things.”
Though their internal rift was solved, the fledgling band was still learning to deal with outsiders. Dan Keeling had booked Coldplay into Rockfield Studios in Wales to record Shiver. Confident they could organise themselves he was shocked when the first demo arrived at his desk in London.
“It didn't have any of their passion, their energy. It was just limp. I drove straight down to Wales and had a very tense meeting. Chris didn't like what we had to say, which was basically, Do it again. They're a close unit and they don't like people sticking their noses in.”
To this day however, Coldplay remain a far more fractious group than you'd expect. They're clearly close – Martin and Buckland especially – but they're frank about the battles over the new album. Berryman still doesn't like the folky Green Eyes and Champion has been even harder to please when it comes to new material.
“Will's the one I have to impress,” smiles Martin. “If he goes, Ugh, then I have to acknowledge it's no good. That's one of my great hobbies in life… trying to convince Will that my songs are any good.”
On the release of Parachutes in July 2000, Keeling believed sales of 40,000 would prove a respectable platform from which to build on his relatively modest investment. The album sold five million copies and Coldplay found themselves woozy with the sudden altitude of fame.
“I hate bands who moan, but there was no learning curve. It was a vertical gradient,” says Berryman.
“I can remember meeting Sylvester Stallone in LA because he wanted to use Trouble on the soundtrack for his film,” adds Buckland. “We said no, but we were a student band being back-slapped by Sylvester Stallone. We thought, How the fuck did we get here?”
In February 2001, with thoughts turning to a new album, Coldplay felt they could just about fit in another crisis. On tour in America, Martin lost his voice and the rest of the band succumbed to 'flu. Again they decided they'd had enough.
“We were fucking desperate,” says Martin. “It just felt wrong. We had to decide whether we were a bunch of students who got lucky or were we going to admit that we are really fucking good? Actually it was me. Was I going to admit we are one of the best bands in the world? I thought, I might die at any moment and I've been given this amazing opportunity with my best friends. And at that point we were doing ridiculous things – hanging out with U2 – and I thought, I wouldn't want to be in U2, I am actually already in one of the best bands in the world.”
Buckland had a suggestion: why didn't Martin stop apologising to people, audiences in particular, about not being good enough?
“That's the riddle,” says Martin. “I think I'm crap, which drives me. But I also think we're brilliant. Once we'd decided we had the chance of a lifetime we worked harder than we ever have in our lives.”
With the work done Coldplay are enjoying a brief lull. Q is invited to watch the Argentina vs. England World Cup game with them in a suite at The Leonard Hotel near London's Hyde Park. Room 14 benefits from high ceilings, fine cornicing and teak furnishings: an ideal setting for board meetings or shouting at a television.
Band, crew and two beautiful American females currently staying with Martin have joined us. One of the women used to work on the influential US TV show Saturday Night Live and has been in touch with the singer since Coldplay were guests last year. However, it is Buckland who has become close to her during the visit.
Expectantly arrayed on a sofa at kick-off, Coldplay look a bit like a University Challenge team. The whistle blows and they enthusiastically clap positive England moves. But as the game gathers pace and the beer flows, Champion reveals an inner laddishness – backing defender Wayne Bridge (from Champion's native Southampton) with cries of “Bridgey!”
But Chris Martin seems fretful during the game: moving from sofa to floor to a chair by the window. When England defend their 1-0 lead during the last fraught 15 minutes, there is loose talk from Berryman of “the next round”. Martin sounds charged with frustration when he says: “You're talking it up. Don't talk it up! It might not happen!”
“God! Calm down, Chris,” says his American pal, eyes rolling.
When England win, there's a champagne toast. Martin sips an orange juice in lonely abstinence.
“I just don't like what drink does to me,” he says. “Sorry if I seem grumpy.”
An hour later Q is chatting to Berryman next door. Martin enters the room boggle-eyed with excitement and says, “Do you wanna go to Iceland? Let's go!”
It turns out Buckland also has a girlfriend in Reykjavik and Martin's puppyish enthusiasm has become focused on a surprise visit. But first he sets ground rules for Q: “Please use your discretion. There is a strong possibility I will act like an utter twat.” Sadly, Q never learns what this might mean. The flights are full and Martin's mood sours.
“If we just sit down and do an interview we'll do public school, Yellow, paranoia and my hair – and that's it. We should do something active.”
He suggests Alton Towers, Chessington World Of Adventures, his 15-year-old brother's school sports day in Bath and, finally, kite-flying.
“I've got two good ones. It's terrific fun.”
“I get scared of my feelings being in the hands of another person. I didn't lose my virginity until two years ago.” Chris Martin
On a grey Saturday lunchtime the new Belsize Park home of Chris Martin resounds to Echo & The Bunnymen's Nothing Ever Lasts Forever. Tomorrow he'll sing the song with the band's Ian McCulloch at a show in London's Finsbury Park.
Having clinched the harmonies, Martin takes a break and walks Q to a café. He frets about being late, about being nervous and the mental list of important things he wants to say. These turn out to be 1) he thinks The Streets album is brilliant and 2) imminent death and hair loss are not unreasonable neuroses because “I might well die and I will certainly lose my hair”. Such concerns are he admits “reverse rock'n'roll”.
But despite the nerves and apologies, there is a concealed steeliness. At times he can sound like Prince Philip bearing down on a line of workers during a visit to a cake factory.
“Have you worked there terribly long?” he asks Q with a distinct clip in his voice. But generally he sounds reconstructed by his “rock” environment: “Radiohead, man! They are just so fucking on it!” he exclaims.
Martin is clearly a regular at the café. A French waiter recognises him and makes operatic arrangements for us to have a quiet table. People glance but don't approach.
“I do enjoy getting asked for autographs,” says Martin. “I might try and act cool but it does feel good. People's enthusiasm gives me a real buzz.”
And so, after ordering us two of his favourite vanilla milkshakes, he sets about unravelling his unlikely rock star apprenticeship.
The eldest child of a chartered accountant and teacher, Martin formed his first band at prep school before going to Sherborne public school. Here he met future manager Phil Harvey when he was 14 and together they expressed their love of music by buying U2's Zooropa.
His life at Sherborne sounds by turns idyllic and terrifying. On the one hand there were encouraging teachers and time and space to write music. On the other hand Martin spent his early teens concealing a fear that he might be gay.
“You hide your vulnerabilities aged 14 because people will use them against you. And being gay at public school is all you'd imagine it to be – a fucking nightmare. I was 16 when I finally felt confident I wasn't. But the homophobia can be pretty intense.”
At this stage, becoming a rock star was the furthest thing from his mind. Especially after a performance by his next band, The Rockin' Honkies, was met with open derision and Martin was booed off stage.
“The boys could be mean,” recalls Phil Harvey. “And there was an attitude from teachers that Sherbornians shouldn't get involved in the pop music business.”
However, two things changed his life. The first was an encouraging music teacher called Mr Skinner who approved of pop music. Second was the emergence of Radiohead.
“Radiohead gave me hope,” says Martin. “They were the band who gave me permission. I'm a public schoolboy from Devon and I'm not supposed to be in a band. Well they proved I could. I thought, I'm a bit like them. Jonny was OK because he's northern and so is Guy. I hate apologising because as far as I'm concerned it was a privilege to have an amazing education. I had some incredible teachers, great facilities. What a privilege! But so what? Does anyone give a shit?”
Clearly some people do, and it irks. Along with Travis and Starsailor, Coldplay are often cited as infidel careerists in the unofficial rock wars. Former Creation Records mogul Alan McGee famously derided Coldplay as “bedwetters” – middle class, sensitive and lacking in essential 'tude. By contrast The Strokes, The Hives et al are touted as real punky rebels who “mean it”. Martin is not convinced.
“Julian Casablancas is as much a geek as me!” he exclaims. “OK, he's a better-looking geek, but he's a geek! And you know what? I would like to shake Alan McGee by the hand. Quite right of him to give us a kick up the arse. I say, Bring it on, because it makes me think, I'll show you. It's like Rocky IV. Alan McGee to me is like Drago in Rocky IV. He's trying to hurt me so I go away and train like a monkey and do incredible press-ups and listen to loads of music and write songs that are better than The Hives. And then I'll say to Alan McGee, Thanks a lot, man.
“I don't like feeling inferior to anyone, so there are loads of Dragos – Thom Yorke's one. I don't wanna feel there's a guy out there who's better than me. I'm treading dangerously close to saying something really stupid but… he and McGee drive me. Anyway, the Gallaghers said to me, Don't worry 'bout fookin' McGee. We like ya. And if McGee doesn't like the new album then we really are shit.”
“We aren't that nice,” Buckland told Q earlier. “But it pisses me off that it's such a terrible thing to be. We can be arseholes but most of the time we're alright. On balance I'd take nice over being called a cunt any day.”
Chris Martin's upbringing is less interesting for spurious reasons of credibility and more because you can hear his personal conflicts in Coldplay's music. As well as the all-male hot-housing of Sherborne, Martin grew up around his mother's strong Christian faith. He didn't inherit it wholesale, but his doubts and conflicts about love and life underpin his band's best moments.
“There's a dichotomy between the wannabe rock star in me and the son of my mother,” he says. “I think girls are amazing but I also feel really guilty about doing stuff with someone that you don't really like. I don't believe there is such a thing as casual sex. Someone always gets hurt. And I hate that feeling. One thing about girls is that I get scared. I get scared of my feelings being in the hands of another person. I know that feeling of waiting for a girl to call. That's scary.
“My mum always said to me she doesn't believe in sleeping with people before marriage. She's not being prissy. She's very rock'n'roll – it means doing what you feel and damn everyone else – and she reckons waiting and committing leads to great sex. I didn't agree entirely, but I haven't slept with many people. I didn't lose my virginity until two years ago. If I was good with women I'd go and enjoy it. But also I'm obsessed with the band, so I refuse to commit to a relationship… I'm an ambitious little tosser.”
He insists a little too strongly that “being a twat” has held him back. Apart from Imbruglia there was a widely publicised flirtation with Nelly Furtado, though Martin now says he's not sure if they are “still mates”.
Whoever his last lover was, their demise is portrayed on the mournful track The Scientist – an agonised goodbye to his lost love. But what's most extraordinary is that the romantic self-flagellation which drives Martin's songwriting is intentional, even planned.
“I know I'm going to get shit for saying this,” he says, “but, yeah, I don't want to be too happy. To write I have to feel slightly sorry for myself. You have to be in a slightly self-obsessed state of mind and sit at a piano for six hours and not worry about meeting someone for a date. My best songs come when I have that feeling that I've left the party early. And the other reason our songs are all about struggling and worrying and being beleaguered is my dad. He's a terrible worrier. He's always after the next thing. And I am too. Luckily the other members are more relaxed. Three other members like me and we'd go nuts.”
With a higher profile, the conflicts are more profound. Martin seems torn between what he could easily enjoy as a young millionaire rock star and a sense of Higher Purpose as embodied by the likes of such politicised figureheads as Bono and Thom Yorke.
He says he likes being recognised and signing autographs. He's enjoying doing up his new home three streets down from Finley Quaye and Travis's Dougie Payne. But last night, on the advice of Ash's Tim Wheeler, Martin watched the Sex Pistols documentary The Filth & The Fury and it all began to pall.
“John Lydon completely understood the farcicality of the western world,” he says. “The media gloss, the advertising and all that shit. We come up against it, but at the centre of the corporate evil there are four friends. We are all part of this horrible monster and we're trying to deal with success in a way that lets us sleep at night.”
In the last year, Coldplay have turned down £4 million for the use of their songs in TV advertising. American sports drink Gatorade wanted Yellow, while Diet Coke and Gap have pitched for Trouble and Don't Panic. The band have asked Phil Harvey not to even refer such offers to them because “a discussion might lead to compromise”.
“We wouldn't be able to live with ourselves if we sold the song's meanings like that,” says Martin. “I'm not superhuman. That's money for nothing. But we're not even going to think about it.”
Earlier this year he travelled to Haiti to promote the work of Fair Trade, an organisation committed to improving the trading conditions of Third World producers. He was angered by what he saw. Experiences like this have given him a sombre outlook.
“Of course it's rock star conscience. I mean, I am loaded! And I love my life! And I'm selfish. I flick through OK! magazine and look at the pretty girls and I worry about my reviews and, yes, it's a cosy, cocooned existence. But I've woken up to the shit underneath. When you realise that there are rules keeping people in poverty because they're not allowed to trade, you wake up.
“And I think, Is it chance? How did I have the luck to be born here and meet Jonny and get signed and get success? I reckon there must be something higher. It feels like it was given to me and that's why I get scared I'll die before we make the most of it.”
“I am loaded! And I'm selfish. I flick through OK! and look at the girls and I worry about my reviews. It's a cocooned existence.” Chris Martin
The next day Martin steps onto the stage at Finsbury Park with Ian McCulloch to sing Nothing Ever Lasts Forever – a return favour for McCulloch's backing vocals on parts of the new album. Guy Berryman braves the rain but Buckland has finally left for Reykjavik and Champion is at his girlfriend's birthday party where he will unveil a specially written Coldplay song performed for her on video.
After the show Martin invites Q to meet McCulloch in his spartan Portakabin where Scouse pop royalty are in attendance, which effectively means 24 Hour Party People actor John Simm and Lightning Seed Ian Broudie hovering near a plastic bin of lager.
Martin was five years old when, in 1982, Echo & The Bunnymen were in the charts with The Back Of Love. Since meeting during the new Coldplay album sessions in Liverpool, McCulloch has become a mentor to the younger musicians.
“I did the vocals to In My Place wearing Mac's coat and with him sitting next to me in the booth,” says Martin.
Performing with him today was more difficult, though.
“I felt like the little boy at the school disco not knowing what to do,” he adds. “I mean, you can't try and upstage him can you?”
McCulloch, though “bevvied”, manages a fulsome tribute to the band he “would most like to be in today”.
“He's got it. I want to hate them but they're so good. He's too much of a perfectionist. He should relax. I never enjoyed that level of success and I think they should just try and enjoy it.”
⬤ Coldplay's new single, In My Place, is out on 6 August. Their new album, A Rush Of Blood To The Head, is released on 26 August
DIZZY SPELLS
What to expect from A Rush Of Blood To The Head.
Politik “Look at Earth from outer space,” implores our cosmically inclined frontman. Comes on with a guitar/drum tattoo, rat-tat-tatting away like a persistent woodpecker. Coldplay's piano is back too: chiming spookily in the studio attic.
In My Place The first single and another of those bittersweet but empowering anthems: simple Jonny Buckland guitar figure destined to prompt arms-aloft, bare-boobs-on-the-video screen action at a stadium gig some time soon – much to the band's probable despair.
God Put A Smile On Your Face Brisk tempo shift driven by Will Champion's metronomic drums and chock full of Chris Martin's lyrical dysfunction: “Where do we go? Nobody knows.” Another dazzling guitar fill from superstar Jonny Buckland.
The Scientist “Nobody said it was easy. It's such a shame for us to part.” Trouble with girls, Christopher? Lilting balladry with a sing-song Martin vocal. Would have sat perfectly on Parachutes.
Clocks Possible future single and further evidence of Martin's obsession with death. Splendidly pompous piano hook that should have been played on a harpsichord for that full-on Rock Me Amadeus effect.
Daylight Wobbly Eastern guitar intro – think Love-era Cult, Porcupine-era Echo & The Bunnymen. Another burrowing hook that fleshes itself out as the song progresses.
Green Eyes Romantic strumalong that's already divided opinion within the Coldplay camp. General ballpark: Wild Honey on U2's All That You Can't Leave Behind, minus the cowboy campfire vibe.
Warning Sign Mid-tempo soft-shoe shuffle boosted by a charming Chris Martin vocal. “The truth is I miss you” guaranteed to thaw the iciest of male listeners' hearts. He'd make someone a lovely husband one day.
A Whisper One of the album's highlights. Starts with a woozy, pounding tempo (senior readers may be reminded of Pink Floyd's One Of These Days) before succumbing to a tuneful, jagged chorus.
A Rush Of Blood To The Head “I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war if you can find something worth fighting for” announces the perma-troubled singer on another Pink Floyd-a-like strum. Understated chorus, big, widescreen chorus: how very David Gilmour.
Amsterdam Piano-and-voice playout. Imagine: Martin hunched over the ivories, offering toothy declaration that “time, time is on your side now.” Nice, downplayed harmonies from the rest of the gang. Goes full-on kitchen-sink rock at the end.
⬤ See the next issue of Q, on sale 13 August, for a full album review
Translator's Note: I feel like extracting and posting two articles from my two favourite bands -which also coincidentally were on their second album releases- is giving me psychic damage. Only on Chris' end, it's less partying-with-magic-mushrooms and more "he was an anxious loser" vibe. Still cute, though lmao
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Text by Shino Kokawa Interpretation by Erica Yamashita Photos: Tom Sheehan
"“Yellow” is a song about giving your whole self to someone, about being willing to do anything for them. It's not scary for me to admit that I love someone."
Their debut album, “Parachutes,” debuted the UK charts at number one! The most unknowingly miraculous love song “Yellow”, and the sheer purity of Coldplay, the supernova destined to be the saviours of UK guitar rock, is astounding at their pure, unadulterated essence.
Text = Shino Kokawa Interpretation = Erica Yamashita
Observing the circumstances surrounding them, one can see just how desperate the people were for a “saviour of the UK guitar band.” Music magazines vied to champion them, and “Yellow” received relentless heavy rotation on MTV. Consequently, their debut album “Parachutes” debuted at number one in the UK charts and was even nominated for the Mercury Prize, a prize often mocked as the epitome of commercialism. There was a huge uproar, with people saying that they had reclaimed the mainstream, that this was the resurgence of guitar rock. But was that truly the case? Rather, might Coldplay's emergence actually make it harder for “traditional” UK guitar bands to survive from now on?
There's a funny passage in Nick Hornby's novel High Fidelity (which has been adapted into a film, due for release in Japan next spring. I recommend it for its incredibly cool soundtrack). The protagonist runs an unpopular second-hand record shop in London. He despises yuppies listening to Simply Red, yet he himself is perpetually half-hearted in everything he does. One day, still floundering through his mid-thirties, he suddenly realises: ‘The reason I'm unhappy now is because I've been listening to nothing but pop music about being unhappy.’ —Hilarious, isn't it? Yes, it is laughable, but hasn't so-called UK guitar rock been the type of music that people, including myself, find most comfortable engaging with? Songs of nihilism, in which the sad find comfort. Or self-pity, infused with every ounce of melancholy. Of course, to reject all that outright would be to deny the profound love we hold for the great pioneers of the past. But to break through the stagnation that exists today, we must first apply the scalpel here.
Admittedly, Coldplay's sound format isn't particularly novel. Lyrically swelling guitar phrases. As they themselves say, a perfectly beautiful band ensemble pouring their whole soul into quality melodies. It's easy to introspect from here. But Coldplay doesn't do that. No, they simply don't understand the ‘meaning’ in doing so. The melancholy their sound radiates isn't an endpoint. It's naturally part of the struggle to transcend it. That's why the melancholy and frustration Chris sings about doesn't leave listeners feeling complacent. Isn't that wonderful? Isn't that resilient? And precisely because of that, the embarrassingly earnest love songs – from ‘Shiver’ (‘I'll be waitin' in line / Just to see if you care’) to “Yellow” (‘Look how they shine for you / And everything you do’) – shine with such miraculous intensity.
Right then. Great! You guys are so amazing, I thought as I headed into the interview. Although I felt at ease in front of Chris, whose eyes sparkled with an innocence that knew no suspicion, my attempts at deep analysis all fell flat. Oh dear. Please read on.
●I've been listening to “Parachutes” every single day. 「Really!? That's amazing.」
●It feels like it's revived those pure emotions I had when I first started listening to pop music. 「Hearing you say that makes me really happy. For us, we wanted to make an album that was purely about the songs being good, unrelated to image or dance moves. And, you know, where you can feel a bit of soul in it.」
●Your sound feels incredibly mature in its composition and detail, yet it overflows with this fresh, youthful, raw emotion throughout. 「Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what we wanted to capture. That's lovely to hear. Thank you so much! Though I can't really explain that mystery myself (laughs).」
●Hmm, explain it to me sometime (laughs). So, you guys suddenly achieved huge success and acclaim with this debut album— 「Yeah…… It feels incredibly strange, though. We think we're a good band, but what's happening now is just…… bizarre. I don't get it. It feels like we're cheating somehow. It's not like that, we worked our arses off making the album. But…… it's complicated right now. We're really happy, but also really worried. Anxious, I suppose.」
●Anxious? Like waking up one morning and finding it's all vanished? 「Yeah, exactly. We don't know how we got here ourselves, so we don't know how to keep it going. It's like we've reached a point beyond our control. So the least we can do is just keep writing good songs and play them as well as we possibly can. I really don't know what else is going on.」
●Right in the thick of the chaos, then. So I'd like to ask you a bit about yourself. You're from Devon, aren't you? 「Yeah, that's right.」
●What sort of lad were you back in your school days? 「Hmm…… a bit of a worrywart…… Yeah, I was a worrywart, yet I'd easily get hyped up and rowdy, and also quite…… a happy-go-lucky sort, I suppose (laughs). Even so, ever since I can remember, I've always, always loved music. It took me ages to figure out what kind of music I liked best, though. In the meantime, I listened to absolutely everything. Back then, I'd listen to anything my mates played on guitar. Honestly, any kind of music. Heavy rock too. Come to think of it, back in middle and high school, the seniors in the upper years had a band. It was called Dwarf Narcissi. You know, they were older and cool, so I thought, “Wow, I want to be in a band too.”」
●Couldn't you imagine any path other than music? You were all at good universities, with promising futures ahead of you, right? Did you never agonise over your future path during your student days? 「Nah, my university days were the best. We met at uni, you see. We played all year round. Because there was so much to do. Well, I did study and got decent grades, but there was heaps of free time to play music as much as we wanted. Plus, we had loads of mates who all came to our gigs, so they were always packed. You know, student gigs are like a social gathering where mates just turn up. They were absolutely packed. If we hadn't been at uni, I doubt we'd have got signed. The gigs wouldn't have had that great atmosphere. I mean, just because they were friends, everyone gave us huge applause. Honestly, even if we were rubbish, it would still cheer us up.」
●How carefree (laughs). Speaking of which, I read your bio and was a bit surprised to see your likes listed as ‘cricket, Sherlock Holmes, and Greek and Roman sculpture from before 300 AD’. I wonder if you can't fit in with the lad culture, like going wild at football matches and guzzling beer at the pub? 「I don't drink, so that kind of thing doesn't really appeal to me. But I think it's fine, and I have nothing against it.」
●Hmm. But British university students are always off to the pub and getting properly drunk, aren't they? What were you doing while your mates were out? 「Ah, well, that's why I was playing music back then. If I drank, I wouldn't be playing guitar so much. That's the one thing I can argue logically – that it's better to avoid alcohol. Because it would give me extra time to play songs. That said, I don't mind at all that everyone else drinks. It's just that I don't like the smell of alcohol, so I can't drink.」
●By the way, about that song “Yellow”. It's a love song so straightforward it's almost embarrassing. Lines like ‘For you, I'd bleed myself dry’ – there's not a shred of nihilism in it. I wonder how it is that someone can sing about love to someone so honestly and defencelessly. 「I don't know myself, those lyrics just came out of nowhere. I don't know, but I really like that song. It's the least miserable track on the album, that one. Having that song on the album was incredibly important. I wanted to make an album that produced songs that evoked joy. Yeah…… Anyway, it's a song about dedicating your whole self to someone, about being willing to do anything for that person.」
●Well, these phrases might seem overused, but don't you think it actually reflects that nobody has the “courage” to say things like that outright these days? 「Yeah, maybe. Could be. But admitting you like someone isn't scary for me at all. Whether it's a friend, a lover, a relative, or anyone. I was raised from childhood to be honest about my feelings. Thankfully, my parents were really straightforward about that sort of thing.」
●I heard you learned piano before you started playing guitar. Did that background influence your songwriting at all? 「Hmm, not really, I don't think so. Or rather, I wouldn't know myself. I wonder. I started playing the piano because we had one at home. My mum used to play. We didn't have a guitar at home. So there you go. But I don't think it particularly influenced me…… I reckon it's much easier to write a good song with a guitar than with a piano.」
●Really? But take “Everything's Not Lost”, for instance – it sounds just like John Lennon playing it on piano. It makes me feel there's more to your potential than just rock pedigree. 「Wow, that's really kind of you to say. I hope so, anyway. We absolutely love John Lennon. “Imagine” is just an incredible album. Incredible. When we were recording “Trouble”, I was seriously picturing “Jealous Guy” in my head. How that song was recorded and all that sort of thing.」
●Right, there's a very symbolic lyric in “Everything's Not Lost”. It goes, ‘And if you think that all is lost / I'll be countin' up my demons / Hopin' everything's not lost.’ 「Well, I don't even understand the meaning myself. Or rather, it just came out when I was singing it. And I thought, “Oh, that's it, that's exactly it.” Honestly, I wouldn't say it makes sense. It just means that even though there are all sorts of unpleasant things inside me, it's still alright.」
●Right. I thought these lyrics symbolically show that you're naive, but at heart you're a strong optimist, fully aware of the bitterness of reality and the exhaustion of life, yet never letting it get you down. 「Ah, yeah, yeah! That's it! That's the most astute interpretation of the lyrics I've heard so far. Yeah, fundamentally we're optimists, but we're fully aware terrible things are happening. That's who we are.」
●So, if you feel like everything is lost, but something still remains, what do you think would be left for you? What would ultimately save you? 「It could be anything. Friendship, music, delicious food……」
●But let's say you can't choose all of those things (laughs). 「It's okay, there's always something that will make me happy. Why do I think that? Well, I tend to get pessimistic easily, but if I were completely pessimistic, I wouldn't even be able to get out of bed in the morning. My dad always told me to keep trying no matter what. If you do that, you'll eventually find happiness.」
●Ah, I see. You hate being pessimistic and depressed. 「Hate it, hate it, I absolutely hate it. Everyone gets down sometimes. And when that happens, I feel like I really hate myself. But if I keep a positive outlook, things start to look better, and I feel happier too. That said, sometimes it's nice to just immerse myself in The Smiths. After all, when it comes to truly great music, there's more sad music than happy music out there.」
Translator's Note: I was wondering why Shino Kokawa's attempts to get some deep analysis from Chris all fell flat. But as I translated and read the text, I was starting to understand what she meant by that. It might as well be like trying to dig down deep to see what's hidden under the dirt, only to immediately hit bedrock as soon as you push the shovel down by a few inches lmao
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NO ANTHEMS, NO GLASTONBURY, NO GOING BACK. VIVA LA REVOLUTION - Coldplay interview [NME (May 10th, 2008)]
NO ANTHEMS NO GLASTONBURY NO GOING BACK
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
On the eve of their return, Coldplay invited James McMahon into their secret HQ. He found a band uneasy about their past, but with a bold new musical manifesto
PICTURES: TOM OXLEY ADDITIONAL WORDS: MARK BEAUMONT
“There's sex and death and love and fear and travel and girls and illness in there…” CHRIS MARTIN
Somewhere in north London - where Camden ends and Primrose Hill begins, at the neck of an anonymous alleyway, across the road from a council estate - there's an old bakery. It hasn't been used for years, not for baking bread anyway. It's not the kind of location you'd expect to be the place of conception for one of music's most high-profile comebacks of the year.
Yet, to the building's new tenants - singer Chris Martin, guitarist Jonny Buckland (both due to meet NME today) bassist Guy Berryman and drummer Will Champion (both otherwise engaged) — The Bakery serves that very purpose. Its whitewashed walls provide a sort of refuge; a place to create and take stock before the wheels of the London band as a public entity begin to turn once more.
“I used to walk past it every day and think, ‘What an ugly place’,” says Martin. “Then one day a ‘To Let’ sign appeared outside. I thought, ‘Hmm, that place is so ugly, I bet no-one would bother us if we move in there…’”
Buckland loves his band's new base too: “It's the first time we've had a proper band home since we were rehearsing in my student bedroom in 1999,” he glows. “It's made a big difference.”
“Hey!” says Chris Martin suddenly, coloured plastic bangles dripping from his wrists. “Do you want the full tour?”
Well, it'd be rude to say no…
On the first floor is the studio, the main live room housing all of the band's equipment. Most impressively, in the very fulcrum of the room, sits a mic'd-up tabla with The Bakery's in-house engineers swarming around it. Martin leans in, conspiratorially. “They're getting ready for us to go on the road.”
The longest of the studio's four walls sports a mural of Earth from space, as favoured by stoners the world over ever since the word “whoa” was invented. The other walls are red, with slogans and scribbles dashed upon them in strokes of black paint - one says ‘Viva La Vida’, the other sports cartoons of the band and crew. “I did them,” says Martin proudly, dragging us around to look at more of his new acquisition.
Like any recording studio, through the glass window resides the control room. Unlike any recording studio, however, on every bit of wall space are pictures cut from magazines, featuring a variety of pop culture icons. PJ Harvey is there, as are the Stones. “And A-Ha,” giggles Martin. “We love A-Ha in Coldplay.”
Then, past the pot plants and more toilets than the four bladders in Coldplay could ever possibly need (Chris: “There's five-that's ridiculous!”), at the very top of the stairs hangs Astrid Kirchherr's famous portrait of The Beatles as a five-piece; five leather-clad lads clowning around on a truck in Hamburg. The stairs lead to a room above the studio; an office of sorts. On the bookshelves sit tomes ranging from the collected stories of Sherlock Holmes to The History Of Modern Naval Combat.
The three of us talk about our favourite records of the moment, learning that Chris wants to see Gallows but is “terrified” to do so, he's “finally” got into Amy Winehouse and early REM, and his big tip is Yeasayer. He talks about how his wife, American actress Gwyneth Paltrow, struggles to comprehend how quickly the UK music scene moves while both members express their “utter admiration” for Muse, the band who took them out on their first ever tour. Buckland even announces that he bumped into Dom the other day “in Marks & Spencer's with his mum”. Then conversation turns to Glastonbury — Chris is content that Coldplay aren't playing this year. “For the record, I think it's brilliant that Jay-Z is headlining,” he smiles. “It needs to be freshened up, y'know?” Then Jonny Buckland sinks into a beanbag. Chris Martin chooses to sprawl on the floor.
NME has been invited into The Bakery today to hear and talk about Coldplay's forthcoming fourth album, ‘Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends’. We came promised a brief 20-minute session with the band, at which Martin and Buckland would walk us through the record track by track. At Chris Martin's insistence, we've been given much more: two hours more.
As widely reported, these are troubled times for Coldplay's record label EMI and, commercially speaking, much is expected of their charges' new work. The label has gone to extraordinary lengths to protect the release from leaking ahead of schedule - on our playback visit to the label's office, en route to The Bakery, the record is revealed from the sanctity of an iron. safe, while NME is duly presented with a confidentiality release, stipulating we won't talk about the CD's content to anyone other than NME staff. Nevertheless, Chris Martin offers to burn us a copy shortly after our arrival. “It's rubbish only being able to listen to a record once… in an office,” he sighs. “I mean, I thought ‘OK Computer’ was rubbish the first time I heard it.”
But even away from the glare of expectation emanating from their paymasters (“We don't think about any of that stuff,” they concur), it's a record that also raises an arsenal of questions about their relevance in pop music circa now. For a start, there hasn't been any new Coldplay music since 2005 and the musical landscape into which ‘Viva La Vida…’ arrives is almost unrecognisable to the one in which they reigned supreme last time round. Secondly, the record's June 2008 release has been fraught with delays.
Martin says, “We spent an awful lot of time in the studio, then pretty much recorded everything in 20 minutes at the end,” but that still doesn't shed any light on why March 2007 saw him telling GQ they would be working with Timbaland on the release, a collaboration that never came to fruition. Nor why last October the band announced on their website they had finished two new songs, ‘Famous Old Painters’ and ‘Glass Of Water’, songs which ultimately failed to make the final cut (though intriguingly, both names feature on a whiteboard in The Bakery's studio, under the words ‘Flotsam & Jetsam’. “Just some ideas we have…” says Buckland, politely refusing to elaborate).
Then, thirdly, there's the fact that they've decided, with hindsight, they didn't much care for their last work ‘X&Y’ after all. Which perhaps poses the ultimate question of the band's return: who and what exactly are Coldplay in 2008?
“It's fair to say that record [‘X&Y’] was… problematic,” says Buckland. We say we think the record contains some of the band's best work, yet is perhaps ‘flabby’. Buckland laughs. “You mean the last few songs? Yeah, we think that too now.”
“I feel like we've got everything to prove and everyone to prove it to this time round,” declares Martin. “It's an interesting time to be in a band right now. Nobody sells records, everyone's very doom and gloom all the time… in a way we feel quite freed by that.”
Changing tack, Martin extends his hand. “Would you like some nuts and seeds?” he asks from the floor, spluttering through a mouthful of grain.
NME politely declines, adding that we're not really a fan of nuts and seeds.
“Me neither. But you know what Mani told me?” He pats his belly, takes another fistful. “He said, ‘Nobody likes a fat pop star, Chris.’” He laughs. “I'm on the comeback trail, y'know…”
“This record is supposed to work like a film — a listen from start to finish” CHRIS MARTIN
Chris Martin is what psychologists would describe as a ‘multifaceted personality’, veering from assured to vulnerable like a fresh-on-the-road learner driver. He's kind, though (he insists upon booking us a cab home), and frequently charming (he bizarrely informs NME that we have a “beautiful nose”). But there are moments when he borders on being infuriating too; evasive about the new songs, prone to veering off on tangents (a proportion of our conversation is spent musing how the navy destroys dead whales) and, from time to time, spouting insufferable nonsense.
“Each song is our attempt to do a different colour,” he says. “It doesn't matter whether the record is good or bad. It matters that it's colourful. The songs are supposed to be flavours, things we haven't tasted before.” We tell him he sounds like a hippy. He smiles, taking our slight as a compliment.
Above all, though, the principal facet of Chris Martin's psychological make-up remains his unwavering belief. You know those people who plough through life with their hearts on their sleeves? Chris Martin's heart is prone to slipping off his sleeve and slopping on the floor.
“There's a line on the record that says, ‘Just because I'm losing/Doesn't mean I'm lost’,” he says. “That means that whatever slings and arrows come your way, you've gotta just keep going. That's my motto. It's quite a long motto and it's not in Latin, but it is quite a good motto.”
It might be the motto of the band's singer but it's almost a modus operandi for the band itself. Confused by ‘X&Y’, a record which they'd lost faith in yet which sold and sold and sold (the third fastest-selling record in UK chart history, fact fans), Coldplay needed to rediscover what they were here for. On ‘Viva La Vida…’ they decided to believe in themselves.
“We thought, ‘We can't possibly get any bigger, let's just get better’,” reveals Martin. “We're actually a bit scared because we've taken the safety off this time. It's not like we've got any songs on the record where we think, ‘Oh, it's OK because we know the big songs are on there’ — we had some of those, but we took them off. We decided it was time to push what the band could do forward.”
“I thought ‘OK Computer’ was rubbish the first time I heard it” CHRIS MARTIN
They were helped in the push by their choice of producers; from the off, the band were joined in The Bakery by both Roxy Music maestro Brian Eno and Markus Dravs. “It was Brian's idea to work with us,” says Martin. “I would meet up with him for tea and start playing tabla machines. Then Markus came through Win from Arcade Fire, after he worked on 'Neon Bible’. Win said, ‘You should work with this guy. He'll whip you into shape.’”
“He worked us like dogs,” agrees Buckland. “Markus forced us to change everything about our usual way of working and then see where that would take us.”
And in fitting with Martin's prior ‘colours and flavours’ allegory, ‘Viva La Vida…’ is certainly the most varied Coldplay offering to date. For a start, it opens with the instrumental, breezy tabla-drenched ‘Life In Technicolor’, before the band deposit themselves into the darkest territory their eternally optimistic souls have ever trod on the second song, the lurching ‘Cemeteries Of London’. It's goth in the way old Batman comics were, creepy in the manner of Cat Power's torch songs. Martin duly describes it as their attempt at a “ghost march” - a leap from gleam to gloom in only two tracks.
“If you listen, there are loads of things in there,” agrees Martin, pleased we're getting the gist. “There's sex and death and love and fear and travel and girls and illness. It's all in there…”
Fittingly, the record hangs around a song that takes in all those themes, yet distributes them across three segments that make up the record's centrepiece, ‘42’. First there's the sparse, reverb-soaked ‘Trouble’-esque piano intro, then there's the yearning chorus (“there must be something more” cries Martin throughout). And then? Then it transpires into something so unspeakably odd, it's almost no surprise to hear that the segment was inspired by German industrial metal loons Rammstein. It's also a song that fannishly doffs its cap to Radiohead's most esoteric work.
“In terms of who we're plagiarising on each song,” says Martin, slightly sardonically, “then I'm sure the middle bit was inspired by them. It definitely comes from the prog camp — just not wanting to repeat a chorus, like 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and ‘Happiness Is A Warm Gun’ or something.”
Other choice moments include the swaggering and woozy ‘Viva La Vida…’, which sees Martin forsaking his regular falsetto style for something that might be pithily described as Bono fronting Soundgarden with stabbed John Cale strings. Or the song which comes stuck to the front of this very magazine, the Oasis-aping 'Violet Hill' (“It's really angry. On that one I'm just, ‘Fuck it, let's just tell it how it is’”). Or ‘Yes’, which sounds like the kind of quintessentially English protest song Billy Bragg used to write, only reimagined on a multi-millionaire rock band's budget. Then, depending on your internal cynicism barometer, ‘Lost!’ is either the song that'll soundtrack African children flicking flies out of their eyes on TV appeals until the end of days or — and please distil the sincerity from hyperbole here — actually, the most optimistic, joyous, spiritual moment Coldplay have recorded to date.
It's a trick they deploy across the entire record, from the twangy slide guitar of ‘Strawberry Swing’ to closer ‘Death And All His Friends’, more lullaby than pop song: taking the chest-swelling majesty of their back catalogue's mass singalongs, and tweaking their chromosomes ‘X&Y… &Z’ perhaps - to make songs with crooks and crevices to venture into, as opposed to out-and-out bombast.
“We tried not to write many straight anthems this time around,” says Buckland. “There's a danger that if you put one straight after the other, the first one doesn't sound as big.”
“I think we were a bit anthemed out after ‘X&Y’,” agrees Martin. “We've tried to do them a bit… differently, this time.”
They've put some thought into the presentation too. Scroll to tracks five ('Lovers In Japan'/'Reign Of Love') and six (the aforementioned 'Yes'/'Chinese Sleep Chant') and two songs share the same track, “so that it's cheaper on iTunes”, explains Martin. “Two songs for the price of one. Buy one get one free — it comes from working in Kwik Save I think. As I said before, nobody buys albums anymore, certainly nobody buys full albums and we've made an album that you have to have from start to finish. Not to sound pretentious, but the record is supposed to work like a film — a listen from start to finish.”
Did you really used to work in Kwik Save, Chris?
He smiles. “I did, yeah. But after a while, they said to me, ‘Listen Chris, I know ‘X&Y’ wasn't very good, but really, you don't have to keep coming to work here…’”
Martin and Buckland dissolve in fits of giggles. The sound echoes around their new home. Somewhere in north London, there's a bakery. It hasn't been used for years. Yet as Coldplay strive to reinvent themselves, it's still cookin' inside…
French dressing
Do not adjust your NME; this really is Coldplay dressed as French revolutionaries. “We designed the clothes ourselves,” Chris told Picture Editor Marian Paterson on the day of our shoot. “Someone else made them, but we customised them. We really like them - it's better than the old look.” But what has brought on this Bastille-storming new image? Well, it's all to do with the artwork for ‘Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends’, which features a painting by French Romantic painter Eugène Delacroix entitled Liberty Leading The People. Painted in 1830 and now hanging in the Louvre in Paris, it depicts a crowd of musket-toting revolutionaries being led over a pile of corpses by a woman waving a French flag - the woman is meant to represent Marianne, the symbol of the French nation. On the sleeve Coldplay have painted the title across the painting in thick white graffiti. A thumbing of the nose at classical convention? A symbol of Coldplay's own personal rock revolution? The record will no doubt decide…
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PEDRO PASCAL as JOEL MILLER The Last of Us, Season 2 Episode 1: Future Days

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will: “tell me a joke”
guy: “ok”
guy: “your life”
chris: “thanks for ignoring me”
guy: “anytime man”
chris: “wtf is your problem”