what the FUCK

Omg the two playing just cracks me up!

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ONCE TOLD ME-

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

You never know if you don’t go

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

HEY NOW

You’re an all star

Get your game on, go play

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

He was probably thinking “….you could have just asked.”

^^^^^

Bodied on national television

Shut that shit up

can we stop only blaming british people for colonialism and how they don’t take any responsibility today? because hi, spain massacred the entire center and south america. france? destroyed entire civilizations and ruled the worldwide slave market. european countries literally sat down and divided africa to themselves. y'all don’t get blame free just because it’s more trendy to be after british people on tumblr.

You guys do understand that the entire world pretty much has done shitty things and it’s pretty useless to try and get upset about it for woke points right?

“Bu.. but!… white people!”

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

They do what

What episode of drake and josh is this?

Woah, just take it easy man.