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howdy!! this is just a lil blog for my whimsical carefree playful selfshipping. because. it's fun.
your f/o(s) love you! your yumeship is canon twin <3
feel free to ask me about my f/o's and to send in requests for imagines n stuff like that! please it makes me feel cool
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No, your f/o doesn't think you're cringe. No, they dont think your embarrassing. No, they're not ashamed of you.
You dress different? Cool. They absolutely ADORE your style and hype you up each time. They also sent you fit inspos They think u might like.
You have niche or "weird" interests? They LOVE hearing you yap about them. Tell them ALL of it. They'll gladly listen to your infodump all day.
You're awkward and bad at talking to ppl? No problem. They ENJOY talking to you. They find you amazing.
Your sense of humour is considered cringe? They think it's AWESOME. They genuinely love your jokes and laugh at them with you.
You have "weird" and unconventional labels? They dont mind at all. They're actually glad you have words to describe yourself. They love learning about you.
Your neurodivergent and your stims are considered weird? Well, they love them. They're always glad to see you happy.
They love being with you and do NOT find you embarrassing at all. Even if you do something weird? Hell yea, they tag along. You two are weirdos together and forever. And anyone who has a problem with it will get a piece of their mind.
imagine: you and your f/o are grocery shopping together. it’s not even a special outing, just a normal errand, but somehow it becomes fun because you’re together. you show them products you’ve been wanting to try, point out silly packaging, and sneak extra snacks into the cart when they aren’t looking. your f/o pretends not to notice, but they absolutely do. honestly, seeing you happily wander through the aisles beside them makes the whole mundane experience feel weirdly domestic and comforting.
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Imagine your f/o cheering for you at something genuinely low-stakes; finishing your food, finding your keys, parallel parking, like you've just won something.
Imagine your f/o trying to lean casually against something when you look at them. They misjudge the distance. They recover quickly. You saw everything.
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Imagine your f/o learning your coffee (or any other) order, not because you told them, but because they paid attention.
Imagine your f/o noticing someone looking at you for a half second too long and just. Materializing at your side. From nowhere. Like a glitch. "Hey. Hi. Hello. Who's this."
happy pride . ur f/o gay
no, really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Imagine cuddling with your romantic f/o before you two began dating and having weird romantic tension already. For some reason it feels SUPER. NICE. And you really want to confess your love to them already. But you just don't really know how to do so yet
if you have an f/o that speaks a different language .. this one's for you ! ٩( ˊ ᗜ ˋ )و ♡ your f/o has recently taken to saying things under their breath when you're around . it's completely indiscernible to you and definitely not English , but it sounds pleasant anyways . this goes on for DAYS , until it finally drives you mad . whenever you two are comfy and chilling on the couch , bed , or someplace else , you finally ask them . "what's that thing you always say? you know.... really quiet , whenever i'm around?" and they look at you , with a glint in their eyes that says they know exactly what you mean . "oh, that? sometimes i say 'my lover', other times i say 'my sweetheart', but most of all, i say 'i love you, always'." then they press a kiss to your cheek , leaving you to process how deeply in love they are with you , in a way that transcends English . ♡ p.s. they would definitely teach you some phrases in their first language ! they can't help themselves because they want to hear how beautiful their partner makes their langauge sound . (៸៸⩊៸៸) proship , comship & the like , dni
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a quiet evening in with your f/o! dishwashing together and trading soft kisses. doing your selfcare routines right next to each other. cuddling/making out on the couch. dozing off with your head on their shoulder. maybe the rain pattering outside lulls the both of you to sleep. maybe it’s a clear night and you can see the stars. maybe it doesn’t matter because they’re here in your arms and that’s all you’ll ever need.
is it easy to tell how touchstarved i am from these posts
I'm gonna start using pb as my self-insert more I think
your f/o hacks into your computer while your sleeping and draws bad ms paint art of them killing you on it for you to find. and they do it all while giggling Like a schoolgirl
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f/o who doesn’t understand how you hate yourself. not in like a “oh don’t say you hate yourself i love you!!!” way but like. it’s blasphemy to them. they’re shocked when they find out you hate yourself. like. how could you??? cuz in their eyes you’re the closest thing to perfection they’ll ever meet and then you just drop the “i hate myself” bomb so casually and they’re just. stunned. shook. flabbergasted. annnd they can’t even comprehend the fact that you could hate yourself because like. HOW???
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your f/o can appreciate your nude state, not because they're (or just) sexually attracted to it, just because they're attracted to you and can appreciate that you're comfortable to be vulnerable enough with them
proshippers/darkshippers dni,, and dont make this weird pls ☹️
Shout out to self shippers with disabilities! Your f/o will take the time to learn and accommodate!
