vinnie 🪶

The librarian’s new assistant doesn’t seem to take his professional training seriously (with inglesatado on Recon)

Whatever you do, do not cuff the alt bartender’s wrists to the girder and leave him flailing and vulnerable in the middle to the bar. I know he was adorably oblivious to the fact that it’s a sleazy sex bar when he applied to work here. I know it’s temping the way his pits are on show, the way his shirt is riding up and exposing his midriff, how he’s posing for his pretentious instagram, but you can’t tickle him until he almost pisses himself. You just can’t. It would be cruel to tease and bully him to madness, mocking his style, his sensitivity, his laughter. And definitely don’t be tempted to undo his belt and slip those trousers to his ankles, tug his Calvins down those strong legs and…well. Do whatever it is you do to a hot man in that situation. (Remember to ignore the fact that there’s a cupboard full of every sex toy under the sun in the basement that you should not use on him.)

So yeah. DO NOT do any of that. And definitely DO NOT record it and send it to me.