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the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

to live is to be haunted by our deep past lives and the lives of yesterday and the thought of our lives tomorrow

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"