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I learned one thing from today’s teaser - the D in Agust D stands for DISRESPECTFUL!
BTS React to S/O giving them a cute pet name :)
@notmoose23 : Can you do a bts reaction to their s/o giving them a random embarrassing cute pet name? Like Minnie for Min Yoongi Or Squishy B(utt) for Jimin
This is such a soft request, I love it.
I just used ones I thought were cute, and that most of the fandom would know.
- Admin Crys
Yoongi:
‘Minnie’
When he hears the pet name fall from your lips, it’s around the other boys, and he understandably becomes a little embarrassed, face going up in flames.
“Minnie? Like Minnie Mouse? Wtf?”
He would try to brush it off and change the subject quickly, hoping the others were too distracted to latch on to what you said.
They pick up on it immediately, laughing and giving Yoongi such a hard time.
“Well, all you need is the ears and the pretty polka-dotted dress Yoongs, and it would be a perfect impersonation,” chimes Taeyhyung.
“Yah, Tae you wanna die?!” He throws himself at the other boy, smacking him on the head all the while. “Respect your hyungs!”
Jimin:
‘Squishy Butt’ aka ‘dat ass’
It’s no secret that Jimin has the best ass you’ve ever seen, and no one can blame you for being obsessed with it, always wanting to get your hands all over it. From stuffing your hand in his back pocket and getting a lil squeeze in while you stand side by side, to when you’re both cuddling and you have both hands full of his beautiful plump ass.
Butt touches are something Jimin has had to grow very accustomed too, and when you start throwing names around like “Squishy Butt” or asking ‘Where’s dat ass at?’ he takes it in stride.
He honestly really likes it, and it makes him happy that you think so highly of his body.
Rapmonster:
‘Joonie’
It would make him so flustered every time you say it. He acts all tough and hard on stage but Joonie is nothing but a big softie and everyone knows it.
It would make his heart flutter, to hear his cute S/O being so affectionate and comfortable enough to give him a pet name.
“I like it when you call me that.”
“It makes me feel good, makes me love you even more, if that’s possible.”
J Hope:
“Sunshine”
Hoseok is all for cute and cheesy things, and that includes pet names.
The one you’ve chosen is taken from a song “My Only Sunshine’, and whenever you’re alone together, whether you’re cuddling or just doing your own thing next to each other, you have a tendency to sing or hum that sweet little tune.
“Why do you always sing that song?”
“Because you’re my Sunshine, you make me happy no matter if I’m sad or hurt or angry.”
“Oh, well I’m glad to know that.”
It would make him smile so wide to hear that from you.
Jin:
‘Jinnie’
He would be a little irritated at the moniker you chose.
“Jinnie! Jinnie!? Isn’t that a girls name? Why are you calling me that?”
“Are you making fun of me, huh? Just because everyone calls me the eomma of BTS doesn’t mean you can get away with this.”
“You’re supposed to support me and build me up Jagi, not tear me down.”
*wipes away fake tear
Jungkook:
‘Bunny’
He thinks it’s adorable.
He is used to the abundance of nicknames from the other members, and fans; from ‘Kookie’ to ‘Golden Maknae’. He likes the attention, and the affection those names suggest.
So you calling him your cute little ‘Bunny’ would make him so soft and sappy.
“Bunny? Why that?”
“Cause Kookie, you have cute teeth and that nose scrunch you do makes you look just like one.”
Taehyung:
‘Tae Tae’
Taehyung is always calling you pet names. Have you honestly ever heard your real name pass through those lips? Nah. It’s always “Princess’ or ‘Honey’ etc.
So when you finally grace him with his very own pet name, he almost weeps tears of joy.
“Jagi! stop, and come here.”
You go to him, and he places his hands on your shoulders, staring deeply into your eyes.
“We need to preserve this moment in our memories, so it can last forever.”
*lowkey refuses to let any of the BTS members call him that anymore (it’s only reserved for you now).
BTS React to S/O being really short
@tiffalicious68: Hello I was wondering if you Could you do a bts reaction to their girlfriend being really short like under 5"2 :) kinda like the one you did with them being tall 🤗💕 btw I love your stuff!
Thanks for the request!
- Admin Crys
Jungkook:
He loves it. He likes that he’s bigger/taller than you it makes him feel manly/strong. It also means you’re too small to be the big spoon, so he gets to have his favorite cuddle position all to himself. XD
“Come here y/n. It’s cuddle time.”
*wraps his arms and legs around you like an octopus
Jin:
He’s used to being the tall one, but he’l not used to being around someone so short, and what that entails. He has resigned himself to be the one to reach things on top shelf, at home, at the mall, at the grocery store, etc.
He may act affronted by it, and like it’s burdensome, but secretly he really enjoys it. It makes him feel needed, and like he’s able to do things for you.
It makes him feel like he’s a good bf.
When you get tired of bothering him for things, you buy a step stool and put it in the kitchen.
He is honestly so offended.
“What is this?! You don’t need me anymore? Is that it?”
“Well, I can see that I am not appreciated in this household.”
J Hope:
He would think it’s hilarious. He would watch you struggle with your height related issues with glee.
“You need my help to get it down?”
“Nah, you got it baby, just a little bit more.”
“Hobi, please help. I can’t reach it!”
“Yes you can, I don’t need to encourage your co-dependency. Fighting :)”
Yoongi:
He wouldn’t care at all, and would never bring it up as an issue.
He might tease you about it from time to time, but that’s just the kind of relationship you have, being able to joke around freely.
“Wahhh, it must be tough being so short. I don’t think I could take it.”
“You know, I can still take you down. Don’t fuck with short people, they go for the kneecaps… and other more vulnerable areas.”
Namjoon:
He senses that it bothers you more than him. He’s on the taller side, and with you being under 5′2 there is quite the height difference.
“I just hate the stares you know?”
“Baby, don’t worry about it. They don’t know you, or anything about our relationship. Don’t let it bother you.”
“They have no impact whatsoever on us.”
Taehyung:
He thinks you’re so cute, and your height makes you all the more cuter.
He is so fluffy around you it’s insane. He also loves that while you may be small height wise, you don’t have a small personality. You have your own unique traits that match his own.
Jimin:
You know Jiminie is thrilled that you’re shorter than him. He already gets a ton of flack for being one of the shortest BTS members, so you being smaller would make him feel more confident/manlier in your relationship.
He doesn’t have to feel insecure about his height or how little his hands are around you, because you’re smaller and you fit so well together. Couple goals tbh.
- Would take advantage of it constantly, propping his chin on your head constantly, etc.
“Jimin you have a pointy chin! It hurts, stop it.”
“Ahhh, but jagi it’s so comfortable, please just a little bit longer?”
BTS React to S/O being a special effects MUA
@ashxx182: Ok, heres my request: BTS reacting to their S/o being a Special effects make up artist, if you could? I’m one myself, and I dont see reactions for my career choice offten. Thank you so much!
Sorry for the wait sweetie! Thank you for being so patient :)
- Admin Crys
Jin:
He has a lot of respect for your craft and what you do, but it still scares the bajesus out of him on the regular.
You find this very entertaining, and tend to play pranks on him with it.
Once when he was walking up behind you, and wrapped his arms around you from behind, he thought he was embracing his sweet, cute gf.
“Jagi, turn around and give me a kiss, I’ve missed you today.”
When you turn around, finally exposing the burnt/melted makeup you had applied that day for a photo shoot he would jump away from you.
“Ahhhhh!!!”
“Why do you always do this to me?! You’re going to give me a heart attack one day, I hope you know!”
*meanwhile you’re doubled over from laughing at him so hard.
Taehyung:
He would think it’s the coolest thing in the world, wanting you to do his makeup as well.
“We should do a couple photoshoot! But instead of normal glamour shots we should dress up as different monsters.”
“What do you think? This is going to be awesome.”
*You totally go all out every holiday and the Christmas cards, with your epic portraits, you send out every year are legendary among your families and friends.
Namjoon:
Being passionate about life and what you do is very important to Joonie, and he loves that while you both have different goals/dreams you both share the same level of intense passion.
He would be the Proud Boyfriend™
He would get just as excited as you over new projects and accomplishments.
“They want you to be in charge of the whole MUA team? That’s amazing baby.”
“What’s the concept? Have you drawn anything up yet? Can I see it?”
Yoongi:
He likes that you’re so skilled in makeup, and if you’re going out somewhere he always ask you to do his as well, so he can keep up appearances.
“You do it better than me, just don’t be so heavy handed, yeah?.”
“If you can do all of those elaborate special effects makeups then you can handle eyeliner babe.”
Jungkook:
He would be fascinated with it, always sitting right next to you (really close, up in your grillz close) when you get a special effects MU ready to post on your insta.
He would be in awe, always poking and prodding your prosthetic, etc. You have to swat his hands away more than once.
“Jungkook! I just put it on, it’s not even finished drying. Could you not mess it up?”
“Sorry, it’s just so incredible. It takes so much skill to do this kind of thing. I’m amazed.”
Jimin:
He wouldn’t like it at all. While he’s glad you love what you do, and are good at it, he hates seeing you in the effects makeup.
Seeing half of your face melted off, or stitched together is something he’d rather not see.
“Who in their right mind would want to see their loved one look like they’re dead? Or like something horrible has happened to them?”
“I know it’s fake, but it still disturbs me.”
J Hope:
He’s totally cool with it. You both have a lot of fun messing around with different looks, and Hobi’s makeup game improves immensely while playing around with you.
You have makeup battles/challenges to see who can come up with the scariest/grossest/most elaborate look.
- Insert y/n as tae
“Just because you look like the devil doesn’t mean you get to act like one.”

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S/O and freckles
Jin
It was summer and for some reason, you never tanned, you got even more freckles. This summer you had been outside a lot, so new freckles were coming in all over the place.
It wasn’t until you were lying in bed next to Jin that he noticed them. He stared at them in slight fascination and smiled every time he found new one or a new patch.
“They’re just so pretty. I don’t know many people with freckles though.”
Suga
It happened late at night. You had just gotten back from a costume party and your friends had the great idea of giving you glow in the dark freckles, aka just painting the ones you already had.
This was no problem if you hadn’t forgot about them. You climbed into the bed with Suga and sighed contently. As he looked at you, he got a funny look on his face before turning the light on. “Are those real freckles?” he asked, gentle thumbing your cheeks.
You laughed and nodded before laying back down.”Had ‘em all my life.”
Suga laughed and kissed your nose before laying back down. “They’re cute.”
J-hope
It was a lazy day and you were sitting on J-hope’s lap, watching a movie. Throughout the movie, you caught J-hope staring at you and you began wondering why he was doing so. Finally you asked him.
“You have freckles. I’ve never noticed them before.”
You gave him a confused look and shrugged. “Okay. So?”
J-hope smiled and gave you a slow kiss. “Freckles are places where the sun has kissed you ya know.”
Rap Monster
It was a cuddly type day as you and Rap Monster layed in bed together. As the show played,Rap Monster laughed at new found freckles. “They’re like stars.I could connect them all if I wanted.”
You laughed at his statement and sighed happily as he began tracing pictures. It was times like these that you felt the most calm and loved.
It was also times like these that Rap Monster loved the most. Getting to know you bit by bit was a favorite pass time and finding new freckles was the perfect way to do so.
Jimin
When Jimin found new freckles covering your body, he’d place a kiss on them all.He was never sure why, but he loved them so much. After being out in the sun all day, you had quite a few new ones.
“Did you do that on purpose?” he asked as he sprinkled small kisses all over your face, neck and shoulders. You laughed as you shook your head,relaxing into Jimin’s arms.
“Well, I’m glad you have them, They give me excuses to kiss you.”
V
When V noticed your freckles, he just gave you a big smile. “I have an elephant on my arm, but you have a herd of them all over you.” he finally laughed out.
You couldn’t help but smile as well and the two of you spent the rest of the day finding elephants on your body. When the two of you were finally tired, you snuggled onto the couch, whispering jokes and laughing as you fell asleep in each others arms.
Jungkook
It was early and you were still asleep when Jungkook woke up. He smiled as he studied you, getting closer when he noticed some freckles. As he looked, he noticed that they actually ran all over your face, neck, and shoulders, as well as down your arms and back.
He could tell you were waking up, so to get your attention, he began kissing some of them. He could feel you smile as he did so and you turned over to face him. “Having fun?”
“Defiantly. Freckles are probably one of my favorite things now.”
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