Sebastian Krueger SFW Alphabet
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A — Affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)
Krueger is not the type who writes poems and serenades you. He mostly shows his affection through touch or acts of service. He can stroke your palm a bit, thinking you wouldn't notice, caress your cheek when you are in a deep sleep, or kiss your forehead shortly when you are in private. Touch is mostly an indoor thing, in public his affection shows through acts of service. Sebastian can hold the door for you or take your heavy bags, it’s almost a habit. He also got used to covering your from any danger with his own body, maybe it's something he carried in your relationship from the field. Just change the grenades and sharp glass to a pile of snow or spilled tea. Some of these actions are automatic, some are not. It's hard for him to remember which times he did them by accident and which times he did them on purpose. Maybe because he doesn't really think about it, just enjoys this way of showing his feelings.
B — Best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)
In spite of all of his imperfections, Krueger is an immaculate friend. If you are on the same wavelength, ready for his rough jokes and loud laugh, you will become friends naturally, without pushing it. He is the one who will always support you, even if you actually did the wrong thing. He is a good listener, although he can't give a good advice, but he can say a few encouraging words or take you out somewhere to wind down, and it will really help. Sebastian is loud, open and chaotic in a good company, not everyone can handle it. However it's fun and somehow calming. You know that he can mock you endlessly, but he will never judge you. Actually, if you are in a relationship with him, you are his friend in the first place.
C — Cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)
Krueger enjoys cuddling if you are close. However he will never vocalize his urge to do so, probably will just hug you from behind and carry you to the bed vertically. If you struggle or tease him, he will toss you to the bed (not harshly) and lay down on top of you, crushing you with his weight. Will tease you back if you start saying that it's hard to breathe, but will release you after a few seconds. He likes to be a big spoon, can be a small one sometimes, but it's rare. In most cases you will end up lying your head on his chest, while his hand will lazily draw circles on your hip.
D — Domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Sebastian has never considered the idea of settling down. He's been through too much to give it all up and become a family guy. He can’t even imagine himself being a husband or a father. Nevertheless, he doesn't mind cohabitation with the person he cares about. After all, the army has taught him not only how to handle a rifle, but also how to keep things tidy and clean. By the way, he has not been taught to cook much; he prefers to buy cooked lunches or dinners, simply because the process of cooking itself tires him out.
E — Ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He may seem calm but it's truly hard for him. Nevertheless, it's better to get things straight rather than keep you in ignorance and blame himself for it. He'll say it at home, where you could freely express yourselves and be honest. Don't expect "the problem is not you, the problem is me". Krueger will just say simply that the relationship is over for good. He may explain the reasons if you insist. "It's over, but it doesn't mean I won't cover your back". The break up is painful, but he'll get over it as he expects to stay friends or at least allies because he respects you anyway, even though you're not in a romantic relationship anymore.
F — Fiance (how do they feel about commitment? how quickly would they want to get married?)
He's a cat, his creed is independence. Marriage would make him feel like he should settle down and the thought of that doesn't appeal at all. He has his own metaphorical understanding of human connection, so he is not going to burden himself with marriage. As flimsy as this model may seem, it works because one trait cannot be taken away from him: he is insanely loyal to those he respects (even though he might appear to be a slut). He's devoted to his partner without any official processes.
However, Krueger will probably end up marrying you just because you both want to be able to attend to each other at the hospital and use other privileges of a married couple. There would be no ceremony and no rings, only two signatures on a piece of paper and a bunch of jokes from each other. It won’t change a bit in your relationships (probably that’s the reason you both can sometimes forget that you are married).
G — Gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
He doesn't mean to be harsh or rude, he just hasn't learned to show affection to someone he really cares about. His prickly nature makes him unconsciously throw in barbs, which can sometimes be over the top. But Sebastian learns quickly and can admit his mistakes, so he doesn't make it again. Through trial and error, he will adjust and adapt his tone of communication to make you more comfortable. He really doesn't want to offend you.
Emotional support is hard for him. Krueger won't be able to give a rousing speech, but he likes to talk straight and to the point and sometimes it sounds much more convincing than long ruminations. He has an amazing ability to get you back on track with a few phrases and a poke on the shoulder. Physically he is more open. He prefers touch over talk so he can sometimes provide hugs, pokes, strokes and other types of affection. He can be rough a bit because he doesn't notice his strength. But that's not critical.
H — Hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)
He likes hugging you from behind when you don't expect this. Will press your back firmly to his chest and exhale into your hair. Might playfully place his palm on your face, not letting you see anything or even breathe, if you don't pay him enough attention. He doesn't initiate hugs too often, but you can hug him freely any time, he won’t mind. In most cases he will pull at least one of his arms around you and press you closer even if he is busy. Hugs with him are not too romantic, but they have a calming and grounding effect, because of how firm he squeezes you, placing his hand on your head.
I — I love you (how fast do they say the L-word?)
It won’t be intentional. Krueger isn't the type of guy who says it in a sentimental way. He's blunt and straight practically in anything he does and says. But he didn't plan to say "love you". It just fell from his lips when you were making him breakfast one day. And he was so sleepy.
He strode into the kitchen, yawned, and rested his chin on your shoulder, hugging you from behind.
He said in a hoarse, sleepy baritone. It took you both a moment to realize what had just happened.
— Anything for you, my lovely man.
You tease him with a grin.
He mutters, nuzzling your neck, too sleepy to joke back.
J — Jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)
He is not jealous in most cases. He will laugh off anyone's attempts to steal you from him, feel free to join because then you will create a local joke or even a few. You can even gossip with him about some of your old cavaliers if the stories are funny enough. He will support you and talk shit about them, boosting his own ego with a grin. He might get a bit jealous when you are too good to someone. He does trust you, otherwise you wouldn't have ended in a relationship with him, but he just doesn't want to share you with others. He won't tell you anything, just kiss you hungrily after or mutter in your ear during sex that he owns you.
K — Kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)
Krueger enjoys slow open mouthed kisses when you are not in a hurry. He pulls you closer by the waist and gives you a wet kiss, savoring every moment of it, enjoying the feeling of your soft lips. His lips are thin, but they still feel very nice against yours.
When he is tired or lazy, or when you need some support, he kisses your temple, pressing his lips firmly to your skin. It's his way to show you that he is there for you, always ready to help if you ask for it.
In the bedroom he kisses you absolutely everywhere, teasing you with his lips. His kisses are either tender, almost imperceptible to play with you, or wet, deep and passionate. He loves biting you too, especially in the most tender parts like your neck, inner thighs, wrists and ankles.
You can kiss Sebastian as you like and where you like, and he will still enjoy it. He won't tell you, but he is really into soft gentle kisses from you, when you caress him with your hands and press your lips to his skin. He always relaxes under such a touch and smiles faintly. Probably, in your relationships it's a rare moment, because in most cases you both are in more of a joking or passionate mood, but it brings both of you a feeling of closeness and sweet tenderness.
L — Little ones (how are they around children?)
He is like a cool independent aunty, who doesn't really understand the concept of children. He is not nice to children, he doesn't know how to act around, so he is distant towards them, which actually makes him give them more freedom than other grown ups do. If he had to babysit a child, he would have no idea what to do: "go play around or idk". The amount of freedom he gives children and some presents like money (because he doesn't know what else to give them) actually makes them like him a bit. He is a-okay with little ones until they cry, because if they do, he will get annoyed pretty fast. Will joke with you about kicking the baby a lot, unable to suppress it.
M — Morning (how are mornings spent with them?)
He is unbearably lazy in the mornings when you don't need to rush anywhere. He melts to the bed, pulling you closer and trying to prolong his sleep. In these rare moments he is the most affectionate version of himself — he can give you a few soft kisses on your temple, pressing you closer to him. Might even murmur something sweet, burying his nose in your hair and inhaling deeply.
On a normal morning he is up in no time. Will take a shower and make himself a coffee, then get back to the bedroom if you are still asleep. If he feels grumpy, he will definitely pull you down the bed by your ankle and enjoy your swearings with a wide grin, still sipping his coffee.
N — Night (how are nights spent with them?)
He likes long strolls because he has sleep deprivation and gets really bored of trying to get himself to sleep. He may go smoke or circle the yard, house, room, any space. In most cases you join him, sometimes you even postpone going to the supermarket, so you could do this together in the evening. Krueger sleeps better when he's with you. You can turn on the TV to distract him, he drifts to sleep faster in your embrace with some sound in the background.
O — Open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Will tell you a bunch of fun stories from his past freely, without hiding anything. Be careful, some of them might be pretty dirty or even made up because he enjoys seeing your shocked and disgusted face. He will straightforwardly tell you everything he thinks on the subject, but won't open up his soul. Not because he is hiding something, but just because he doesn't like thinking about his own emotions and stuff. Maybe will talk to you about something that bothers him if you know each other for long enough, but don't push it.
P — Patience (how easily angered are they?)
The tease lord must know a lot about patience because this is the key to taking a high ground. He knows how pathetic people look when they are pissed off, so he won't make the same mistake. Krueger's anger isn't raging, it's cold and menacing. It’s difficult to make him angry unless you are humiliating him or someone else on purpose. That’s why his blood pressure rises and his eyes start burning with fury when sees humiliation of the weak. He will wait, observe and take the enemy by surprise, sweetly reaping the fruits of his triumph later.
Q — Quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Sebastian is not attentive enough to other people, but he will notice and remember some details about you. In most cases it's not about important dates, but about your preferences and feelings. He will remember the name of your best friend, your favorite drink or the fact that something irritates you like a half closed tap. He will use his knowledge almost unconsciously, definitely not to impress you. He will just automatically buy your favorite snack, stop someone from making the noise you don't like and other small things. If you ask him about all of this, in most cases he will reply with "did I?", because he really didn’t notice.
R — Remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Krueger tends to pay attention to little details. He discovered that you always leave the last cigarette in the pack for him. He noticed that you got so used to the fact that you sleep in the same bed, that you acquired a habit to check the other side of the bed for his presence by slapping the sheets.
One morning he got up early and took the pack with the last cigarette from your dinner table. He smirked when he heard the "puff" noise for the third time in a week. He lazily returned from the kitchen to your sleepy figure on the bed, bended and whispered in a teasing way
"Already miss me, birdie?". When you muttered “come here” and wrapped your hands around his neck, making him freeze in his uncomfortable position, he chuckled and shifted to lay beside you. All of the details got together and made him feel needed.
S — Security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)
He doesn't have a paranoidal urge to protect you from everything in this world but he is protective. Although he doesn't restrain your freedom a bit. Even if you have a verbal fight with someone, he will wait, letting you sort it out yourself; but his eyes will be on you all the time. If you are being protective towards him, he will raise an eyebrow but won't say anything, quietly enjoying the situation. Just don't overstep here: he gives you your private space and expects the same from you.
T — Try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Surprisingly, Krueger can arrange nice dates. He will take you to the place you wanted to attend and may even search a few shops or cafes around. Sebastian doesn't try too much — he never has an exact plan of activities or a huge bouquet of flowers hidden behind the corner. He acts on the situation quite often. Is the cafe closed? Let's go grab a beer from the supermarket and sit on the dock. You want to go to the park? No problem, lead the way. You're the boss.
Let's say that in most cases dates with him are nice for two reasons: firstly, he listens to you and your desires. You can stop every five minutes to take a picture of a street cat and, well, he will complain playfully, but will still let you do so and patiently wait for you. And secondly, Krueger is fun to talk to. You don't need any activities with him by your side — his jokes and playful demeanor will keep you engaged even if you just walk around the street.
He will always give you something you either want or need as a present. He can miraculously find absolutely anything for you. It sounds like he puts in a lot of effort but actually he doesn't spend too much time on it. Another hidden talent of his.
U — Ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)
His format of communication might be quite… uncomfortable. His straightforwardness is offensive from time to time because he may express his opinion so bluntly that it would ruin someone’s hopes or expectations. The icing on the cake is that he won’t even notice this if you are not close enough. He also can unintentionally provoke a conflict and then become irritated and edgy, thinking that the other person was the one who started this. He has always been like this, but in the Chimera squad his straightforwardness started to flourish. Those are the reasons why people don’t quite like him. In their eyes he is too forward and rude.
V — Vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)
His chaotic character allows him to look unkempt and still keep it cool. It's his hidden talent — even disheveled hair and dark bags under his eyes suit him. He doesn't really care about his appearance, he is not the type of guy to stand in front of the mirror for hours. But he can wear something stylish if there is a proper occasion. Also if you prefer to dress up, he might find something suitable to go out with you. If it's really important for you, will even match the color with your look, if he has something of it in his wardrobe.
W — Whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)
Krueger is a complete person even without his beloved one. Of course he feels some kind of attachment to you, but he won't be clingy or feel empty from the inside when you are not around. He is okay with you not being able to see each other for a couple of days, but he will start actually missing your presence when he cannot see you for a week or more. Still a whole, complete person, just feeling an urge to touch you, squeeze you tight and see your reaction to his teasing. When you finally meet, will shove you onto his shoulder and squeeze your tights firmly, mockingly saying that he missed only them because they are warm.
X — Xtra (a random headcanon for them)
He loves stealing your food. Can bite it off when you have already raised it to your mouth. Like a shark shows up out of nowhere, steals a piece right from your fork and disappears again. It's his way to show affection, to mock you and be close to you even for a moment.
He loves when you share food with him in general — if you order a second set or just make him a tea, he will be smiling like a cat who got the cream. If you actually cook or bake something for him, man will be flabbergasted. He will collect himself quickly, but this soft gesture will stay in his heart for a long time. Generally all of this is not about eating, it's more about sharing and showing that you care. You can make a horrible omelet with a bloody smile out of ketchup and he still will be pleased.
Ъ — Ещё один дополнительный факт, потому что почему бы и нет [one extra fact because why not]
Cats absolutely love him. They lean to him, rub against his feet and purr like a tractor. Krueger is nice to them. He doesn’t lisp and mush, just lets them do whatever they want as if they aren’t there at all. Sometimes he carries cats by grabbing them under the belly and letting them lie on his hand fully, looking like laundry. If there is a straight cat on the base, it will definitely lie on his neck during the meetings or sleep on his lap when he gets a nap on the bench. The best thing you can see is Krueger taking the cat like it’s a rifle and pretending to “shoot” from it with a deadpan expression.
Y — Yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Pressure. It's not about him being weak at resisting it — he got through tough German elite forces training, it'll do nothing for him. Sebastian just can't stand when people do it in everyday life to gain more info about him. He understands your curiosity but he'll get irritated if you push him to talk when he obviously doesn't want to. If you try to blame him for his resolved nature — forget about being friends or whatever. Do not try to force him to do something, otherwise he will do exactly the opposite just to piss you off. Orders work for him only if you're superior in rank. This man is a menace if you try to restrict him too much.
Also he can't stand humiliating actions about himself. You can freely joke about making him lick your boots and sucking random dicks (just be prepared for the same kind of joke back). However if someone dares to say anything like this seriously, Krueger will be furious. His anger will be cold but not quiet — he will make sure that the person won’t even think about saying something like this again.
Z — Zzz (what are their sleep habits?)
He twists and turns in his sleep a lot. It's an uncommon habit for a military man but he somehow carried it through his whole service. He can accidentally slap you while he is asleep and doesn't even wake up. Don't be shy and feel free to slap his ass as revenge. He will wake up immediately and look at you with a grumpy face but then realize that he has unintentionally hurt you and pull you into his embrace, pressing you to his chest. Will mumble into your hair something like "you should train harder if you can't dodge it". Might apologize through words if you will mock him too hard for that. Bonus: in the morning will approach you in the kitchen and kiss the part he slapped shortly yet gently (if it was a lower part of your body like thigh, he will bend down or squat to kiss it).
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