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@brxdleylove
hello! do you have a master list where I can check out your writings? I just read one of your imagines and I love it and was wondering if you’ve written more and where I can find them :)
i’ve only done one on this account! but you can follow my main ( @clxiros ) and check out more there!
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fictional kiss things that end me
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
pressing their foreheads together while kissing
speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse
guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
running their thumb over the other’s lips
when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves
ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close
one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly
their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them
accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
then licks their lips and says “please”
Also:
following the kiss with a series of kisses up to suckle an earlobe
following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck
lightly running the very tip of the tongue around the outline of the lips with darting touches before actually kissing
raking a hand through the hair and getting a good handful to pull the other person closer (before or during the kiss)
starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in devout passion
softly moaning into the kiss
smiling just before or during the kiss
kissing tears away
kissing at laughlines/crow’s feet/frownlines
kissing pouty lips
lightly running fingers up along the neck while kissing
bringing up the hands to cup the other person’s face while kissing
slowly letting their fingers twine together while kissing softly
a huge smile on face(s) when the kiss ends
a gentle “i love you” whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger kiss
…. I like fictional kisses, mk?
also: •jawline kisses •when someone kisses the other person’s hand(s) •shoulder kisses •cheek kisses •when one person’s face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/forehead •that thing where someone turns into an unexpected kiss, like there were turning around and the other person was just super close •accidental kisses that turn into a giggling fit •kissing eyelids to show reverence •top of head kisses •when one person says “move away if you don’t want this” and the other person moves in for the kiss •height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes •kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap •awkward fumbling kisses where their both so excited that it’s sloppy and teeth clash •kisses where a person punctuates every word with a chaste kiss •kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing •KISSES
breaking the kiss to say something, staying so close that you’re murmuring into each other’s mouths
moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed
hands in each others’ hair
kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s
throwing their arms around the other person, holding them close while they kiss
hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp
lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up
routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing
give me some to write when i’m back from holidays!
uhhh hello PLEASE write abt brad in paris i am desperate thank uuuu
biTCH it’s on it’s way i promise
should i do one imagine or a fic ???
i miss brad. i’ve never met him, but i miss him.
good idea; brad simpson
prompt ‘can you please help me carry this pumpkin inside my house, it’s three times bigger than me.’
pairing brad simpson x reader
Maybe coming home for Halloween was a bad idea - going to the pumpkin farm with your little cousin definitely was.
You’d driven up from university in London to your mum’s new house in Birmingham for the half-term, only because your friends were all going home too. The minute you arrived you were roped into taking the ten year old girl to pick out pumpkins for the house, and of course, she chose the biggest pumpkin in England.
You pulled up in the driveway of your parents’ house, hardly noticing the unknown one next to it. Your cousin immediately abandoned you and skipped into the house, leaving you completely helpless.
Actually, struggling to haul a large orange vegetable from the boot of your car to your front door wasn’t that embarrassing until you realise someone is watching.
“Need a hand, love?”
The deeper voice startled you so much you jumped back, nearly dropping the pumpkin from the car. It would have fallen and broken if your knight in shining armour hadn’t come to your rescue. He pushed it back to safety before grinning at you.
“Um, thanks.” You two were within extremely close proximity and it was close enough to spot the freckles lightly tracing his upper lip and cheekbones.
You coughed, stepping away just a little. Jesus Christ, he was good-looking. Never in your life did you think a plain white shirt could look so perfect. And why was he wearing sunglasses? It was October! You didn't know, and frankly you didn't care.
“If it’s not too much bother,” You began, “Can you please help me carry this pumpkin inside my house, it’s three times bigger than me.”
“So I can see,” He laughed. God, even his laugh was attractive.
With complete ease, he lifted the pumpkin and carried it in through your front door. You followed behind sheepishly, looking defeated.
“Thank you so much,” You told him sincerely once you both got the festive item placed in the kitchen.
“No bother at all, love,” He smirked, looking over his glasses and sending you a cheeky wink.
It’s fine - he’ll leave now and you’ll never have to see him and his perfect face ever again and he’ll never have to make you feel so giddy and giggly just by looking at you.
“Ah, darling,” Your mother began as she entered the room. “I see you’ve met Bradley. He’s Anne-Marie’s son - you now Anne? My work friend? Yes, well they’re spending Halloween with us - they live just down the street...”
You zoned your mother out and gaped at Bradley. He smirked gently at you, leaning on the counter as your mum blabbered on.
“Brad,” He smiles, shaking you hand. “And you must be the infamous Y/N.”
You shook his hand and smiled shyly. Maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
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Halloween Prompt List
You can request from any of the shows I write for using any list (make it known which list when requesting).
Prompt List Masterlist
“My mom locked me out and it’s getting cold these days, can I crash on your couch?”
“Honestly, i want to throw you in the bonfire right now.”
“My favourite thing about autumn is your mittens.”
“Can you please help me carry this pumpkin inside my house. It’s like three times bigger than me.”
“I can’t believe I got stuck in a lift with you, a clown, a doctor , and a shrek.”
“October ain’t October until someone has their head stuck in a pumpkin.”
“Oh, pumpkin spice. You make me so happy.”
“Oh, this isn’t a costume. This is my natural state of being.”
“Which part sounded good to you? The party in the woods? The party in the woods, In the abandoned cabin? Or the anonymous text that was sent to you about the first two?”
“Let’s split up.” “Let’s not.”
“Why would you go and investigate the strange noise?”
“So I’m the only one that, saw the unicorn run across the yard?”
“We all know, that ____ will be the first to die.”
“What about, don’t go outside, don’t you understand?”
“Where do monster go, during the day?”
“Well not believing in it, isn’t going to stop it from coming after you.”
“Yup hiding under the bed from this thing, sound like an excellent idea.”
“I really thought kicking a demon in the balls, would stop it.”
“They’re not answering, because they’re dead.”
“Everyone is screwed because of you.”
“I’ll stay in the car, while you guys party with ghost.”
“The moon is full today.”
“Reading from ancient books, never a good idea.”
“Why are you just sitting there, RUN!”
“It’s my nightmare come to life.”
“Trust no one tonight.”
“There’s only two hours left till daylight, I think we are going to make it.”
“I just want to go home.”
“I really hate this night.”
“What are you doing?” “Decorating for Halloween.” “It’s not even September yet…” “Halloween is a year round tradition.”
“We should do a couples costume.” “We’re not a couple though.”
“I went trick or treating but nobody answered their doors. What about you?” “First of all, Halloween is tomorrow…”
send me a boy and a number!
dating brad would include...
• forehead kisses
• bear hugs
• cuddle, pizza & movie dates
• falling asleep while cuddling
• neck kisses
• tickle fights
• “can I kiss you now?”
• calling him cute all the time
• “stop calling me cute, I’m manly”
• only getting into fights when he’s jealous
• him pouting when he wants a kiss
• waking up in his arms
• him complimenting you during sex
• “you look so pretty right now babe”
• playing with his hair
• this boy is definitely a top
• “come her princess”
• your parents loving him
• he’s cheeky when no one is around
• slow and sweet kisses
…
Oh swEET JESUS I NEED A BRAD
hey I’m new so feel free to leave requests!
all i can see from this is brad taking you to paris in the late spring and spending days wandering the streets and trying every café you come across and now i really wanna write a fic on this
brad x parisian!reader anyone?
i need brad to cuddle me asap
