Kendall

you should be kissing me

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD

Don’t make me guess how you feel

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

Reblogging this to celebrate Hannah Montana coming back

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea.