Here's The Thing.

Just read a thing that’s making me rethink black and white photography. Stay tuned (for some color photos, maybe). (at La Pedrera-Casa Milà)

Thpending thome time in the thtreets of Barthelona. (at Barcelona, Spain)

Can you imagine spending your whole life not being allowed to eat raw cake batter because of E. Coli and then getting salmonella from romaine fucking lettuce? (at Oak Park, Illinois)

Austin is what would happen if Lawrence, KS and Brooklyn had a kid and that child was forced to live at their Republican relatives’ house. (at Austin, Texas)

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Instagram that shit.

Stay classy, Kentucky. (at Louisville, Kentucky)

“Brussel Sprouts” is my favorite food that sounds like the title character of a British detective TV show. (at Chicago, Illinois)

Snowpocalypses are just a marketing ploy created by Big Bread and Milk. (at Loop de Chicago)

No one needs an emotional support peacock more than someone who picks a peacock to provide them emotional support.

“Kanye and Kim named their daughter Chicago West? That’s dumb as hell.” — Bryce Dallas Howard (at Chicago, Illinois)

I hope to never be as bad at anything as Kim and Kanye are at picking baby names. (at Chicago, Illinois)

Back in Chicago. 1 Star, would not recommend it. (at Logan Square)

See you soon my all-time favorite shithole. (at Rio de Janeiro)

Before you ask, yes, they were wearing the same exact shoes too. (at Petrópolis, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)

Rua de Janeiro. (at Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro)

“Rotavele:” elevator backwards or a type of pasta? (at Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro)

In 2018 I won’t spend way too much time thinking of captions for photos... crap, too late. (at Centro)