Mars... I'm Bruno Mars

“You’re distracting me”:

“That’s it. You’re getting punished later”:

“Hm”:

“Are you kidding”:

“C’mon baby why’d you do that”:

“You better stop teasing daddy”:

“Get here. Right now”:

“Oh you think you’re smarter than daddy, huh?”:

“Like that….”:

The daddy stare:

“Riiight..”:

Watching you misbehave when he gets home

Coming home from work when you’ve been teasing him all day”

“Bed time.”:

……….

When you make daddy happy:

When you piss him off reeeeal bad:

*holy fuck i love this little one*

“How many times do i have to tell you?”:

Busted.

Annoying daddy while he’s on the phone:

“You know what you have to do”:

“Do you ever behave.”:

“Yes?”:

“Pumpkin you’re really pushing daddy”:

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The goat hat is my weakness!!! 😩